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cara

Quite intriguing that so many /brit/ posters using the British flag seem to hate Britain and British people. Quite intriguing. Makes one think.

Any RadCen man in?

>british sausages

ah yes bland bready gristle tubes

She looks like a toad but without a hole to reside in.

At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are mad at each other go to scrap. No cameras and no grassers.

Have a disagreement, go have a scrap and work it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and won both fights. If you get busted up you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the bruises when you come back to work.

any orkney man in

I don't hate my country and I love my queen and God and Jesus

0/10

sad tunes ?

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Go to a butcher if you want quality sausages.

im not sad though

those don't exist anymore

your mum gets quality sausages

Greater London

Fuck Britain.

Honestly I fucking hate this general. Full of ignorant right wingers now and trump acolytes and cringelords. It didn't used to be this way, a few years ago it was fairly original and not xenophobic.

>mummy calls me down for food
>it's literally 10 minutes away from being served

currently watching a video of some lad urban exploring the old abondoned corrie set
quite a comfy watch
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BURN

If we have no snow next month then Christmas is cancelled ok.

I want to be a communist tbqh
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they do here in yankland

not asking YOU

off you pop then. bye.

Last night my gf saved money "pre-drinking" by downing a bottle of ciroc before heading out to a club. She then got the arse when I suggested we pre-eat at McDs prior to our anniversary meal.

>the runt arrangement

dont want any snow

will make getting to toil a nightmare

>Radical Centrists

Bet they were the king of loners who always leeched of different social groups in highschool, never being part of one, just floating around like pond scum

now im sad :(

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lol my mate told me about this place. just a a bunch of sad racist twats haha

Reddit post. Why do it to yourself?

/brit/ died when Desklad left

>poorthern direland

most people in /brit/ hate britain desu
they're all yanks with issues or diaspora living here

sit and have a chat lad

they won't be around forever

tunes?xx

the racism on /brit/ is 100% ironic

>your mum
I'm a test tube baby actually.
Where do you stay?
How fat are you?

very accurate to be frank.
except for the last year of sixth form when i had no friends and spent all my time at sixth form at the library and walking to and from the water fountain

Racist people do not lead successful lives.

back to 'ddit, runt

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remember when desklad posted a picture of his girlfriend's arse and it was really horrible?

was in Hamburg a couple months ago and this is what they gave me for a hot dog at the football game

So you'll be redistributing your own wealth voluntarily then? If that's so important that the state should force it on everyone, it must be important enough for you to do it without government intervention, right?

erm? what?

this post made me laugh

Racist posts on /brit/ is a satirical impression of racists to show how ridiculous they are. no one on here is actually racist.

what are you talking about i love britain and i think were as great as weve ever been since success is no longer defined by colonialism or military might america is a failed version of what we are

>implying you have a mate

how do i escape this shithole of a country if your low iq with little prospects and no education? shall i pretend to be a syrian refugee?

BIG fan of my new sleep cycle lads

Bed 4am, sleep 6am alarm 1pm then another sleep till 4pm getting up shortly after

guarantee this choon will draw some emotion from you
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unironically shedding a tear

i said most mate

german sausages are rank. like chewing through rubber.

The person in front of me at a cash point told me it wasn't working. I tried anyway and it didn't work. I then told the person behind me, who also tried anyway

The vast majority of people need to be told what to do but they act like they value independence. Don't get it...

dire

can't get rid of the vile smell of that greasy paki chicken image last night

just ask your parents to take you back to kashmir

should've shoved it up the arse of the man who sold it to you then ask him to make you a real one.

Grim
You should try a Dodger Dog

stop stealing my gimmick

Kevin "I forced myself on a young boy in a mistaken sexual advance so now I've lost a lucrative contract" Spacey
>Scottish Norsemen

was thinking of separating toil from freetime by doing

4 hours sleep after toil (5pm to 9pm)
freetime from 9pm to 3am
4 hours sleep before toil (3am to 7pm)

could this work?

urge to hat rising

that tinder girl is insisting on not sending me pics til i send a pic of my big fat willy
definitely a scam, shan't

his bird was a vile litte gremlin
wonder what they're up to these days

l'm quite racist actually

post it here instead x

top kek, no my family has lived in england for centuries friendo, i'm as white as possible can be. I want to leave this country as there is little prospects.

any moley man in? i have at least 6 moles that i'm going to get looked at by a doctor and potentially removed

just get a willy pic off /hm/

Send her Desklad's willy pic

It's not about redistributing wealth. It's about workers owning the shit they need to work. Rather than some rich millionaire's gimp son deciding that he is deserving the capital developed off of the worker's back a-la Donald Trump Jr.

went to germany on a school trip once and it was shite so me and my mate just spent all our money on these really nice hot dogs from a stall

Can't stand the loneliness anymore

I'm not racist but I think I am.
Am I racist?

Same but spent it walking to toilets/water fountain

>American "sausages"

Would rather not if I'm honest. Can't go worse than cheap American food

just give it a slap mate, 3 rules of engineering:

1. always use the right tool for the job
2. the right tool is always a hammer
3. anything can be used as a hammer

haha good one.

me neither it's making me ill

heard a thing that said women solicit willy pics over tinder and then blackmail lads with it

pretty evil desu

just send her a random one from online, not too big to mislead her though x

They're called hotdogs.....

you feeling alright?

niggers and pakis stink of shit haha

>It's about workers owning the shit they need to work
like what? a PC?
nobody fucking works in the coal mines or fields anymore you idiot wanker

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

No. REM sleep is essential and takes a while to enter

you get used to it and besides, you have to be comfortable by yourself before you can be comfortable with somebody else x

Yeah it's all about that until the commies take power. Then it's about the state massacring the "baddies," who are basically everyone who might be a threat to the state. And also fuck you if you're not a party member, you can starve haha.

don't really care about loneliness that much.

having a gf is good though. friends i can happily go without.

with friends i always feel as though the only enjoyable activity is to talk. if you do something like watch a film - there is always a compromise (someone wants to watch another film more or someone needs to take a slash when you're concentrating on the film and it takes 30 minutes because they decide to order take away).

Use your words yank, a hotdog is a type of sausage

>tfw have to share country lanes with 4x4's that would rather risk a head on collision than drive through the PUDDLE on THEIR SIDE of the road!!