Virgin here heading to Brazil to finally get laid. Ask me anything

Virgin here heading to Brazil to finally get laid. Ask me anything.

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don´t do it mate! your life is more precious than your virginity

What makes you think you'll succeeded in Brazil, if you haven't succeeded in Australia?

3rd worlders love white skin, easier to appear wealthy.

this is from a brazilian

you couldn't afford a hooker in Australia?

we literally live in a country where sex is normal on the first date, if you can't get pussy here what makes you think you'll get some in Brazil? You literal cuck, you're so stubborn and refuse to improve and look after yourself you would go to another country to have sex with some aids infested latino whore.

If you're an anti-social NEET virgin that couldn't get laid in Level 3 Chad land, what makes you think you're going to get laid in level 10 Chad land?

Australian women are disgusting and only want Chad. I wouldn't have a chance with any of these roastie whores even if I wanted them

Use those australian women for practise. You're not as good as sex as you think if you're a virgin, you need a good couple of roots before you travel the world and start fucking foreign qts. Also if you don't look athletic and fit you won't get any pussy. I used to live in Melbourne and was a NEET and virgin. When i moved to Queensland were the women are all fucking gorgeous and sexy, I wanted to workout and improve my heigeine. Forcing me to become an Alpha, I obviously still haven't made the full transition because i'm still on this website but surrounding yourself with beautiful women makes you improve yourself. What part of Aus are you from?

Because Brazilian are thugs and Brazilian girls love white gringos, especially the ones from rich places like Scandinavia and Anglo countries, they assume that being quiet is normal in white countries and that it means you're educated and from a superior culture.

They're not wrong

>they assume that being quiet is normal in white countries and that it means you're educated and from a superior culture.

If a Brazilian is quiet = retarded and loser(like me)
If a gringo is quiet = educated and from a superior culture

Good luck

Too beta to get TANGO'D?

youtube.com/watch?v=qOmeGOoGSn0

I'm under impression that HIV takes about three months until it shows up in tests.

I know you haven't lost your virginity... but fuck it bro, you did it!

This is now an OP virginity losing celebration thread.

Good luck.

>3rd worlders love white skin, easier to appear wealthy

Bullshit. I'm posting here and this user from brchan committed suicide. They only like Chads.

You just made me remember this gem.

Thank you. Just go bali like every other normie aussie, user.

I would not be impressed if these natives sell underage girls, but do you really believe in this bullshit?

Nobody would ever lie on Sup Forums.

It's in urban legends of 4chin category.

I think I much prefer to believe it's fake. Fucking gross shit.

But Native Americans really sell underage girls. They are the cuckiest race.

Do you distrust this story too?

You cannot lose virginity as a male because nothing happen to your body after the first time.
If you were a female you break your hymene.
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Aren't hookers in your country cheaper in Australia than your flight to Brazil and back?

It actually happens in the favelas and villas. my uncle is a contruction worker, a few years ago he was working in some state build in the middle of the villa and some of the subhumans living there offered their young daughters to the workers for money.

and yet men are judged a million times more harshly on whether or not they've ever had sex

hmmm

No, they don't. Stop giving Brazil a bad name, self-hater. You're trying to make us look bad.

If you are a good actor you could fake your first time and say it was the tenth or somethings.
Q:B-but a-user you suck at sex
A:This time I was not feeling so good :^)

Look at him and laugh at him

it even happens in first world countries dude. misogyny and greed are all around the world.
but extreme poverty make it more common here.

I boner’d

remember to make really sure the tranny wears a rubber when he fucks your arse

dude there's literally brothels all over melbourne and sydney