Tfw discover I'm part scandinavian

>tfw discover I'm part scandinavian

How do I get in touch with my viking heritage? Are there any traditions I should know about or any books I should read?

I'm actually more intrigued by your Yakut ancestry more than anything else.

from which site is this from?

come on the muh heritage meme isnt funny if you do it on purpose

You absolute mongrel subhuman. Vikings would have killed filth like you

>North African
Return to the home of your ancestors.

23andme

jesus christ, the absolute state of american genetics

to be honest

How squinty are your eyes?

Not at all unless im not wearing glasses or contact lenses

so you just look like a boring white guy?

Define white

I'm gonna take that as "I'm light skinned but I still look ethnic, although I we wuzz as white sometimes"

>you

I look like this guy

>men having children with each other
I don't think you understand how family trees, or human reproduction works.

he is a pure basque btw

Ask a nigger to fuck your gf whilst you suck out his juice when he is done, thats the scandinavian way

wtf Colombia is white
wtf I love Colombia now

show boipucci

>tfw have the perfect mutt for this

What's with the Americans and their ''heritage'' meme?
While I was in America, when I mentioned I was from Europe they just started talking how their ancestors are from Europe as well and they would like to find out.
Of course your ancestors are from Europe, you are fucking immigrants!

Trade in your liedenhosen for a kilt

true puritan orcs reproduce asexually by shitting out rotten eggs

In the off-chance you're asking unironically: Hávamál, Saga of Gunnlaug Orsmtunge, The Eddas, Heimskringla, Asbjôrnsen and Moe's fairytales, Growth of the Soil and/or Pan by Knut Hamsun

excellent bait

Kierkegaard.

Read Wilhelm Moberg's books. They'll show you the spirit of swedish people.