I asked my mother to fill the map

I asked my mother to fill the map.

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presstv.com/DetailFr/2017/04/08/517186/Russia-Ingushetia-armed-attack-police-car
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what's her job?

that's a pretty autistic thing to do.
she probably talked to your dad about how fucking weird you are after

>crete
based

The American mom had better answers.

t. socially awkward kid whose parents dont like speaking with

>even europeans don't know most of the balkanshit countries
lol

well, at least we're not that irrelevant

plot twist: she is portuguese

Why people think that Chechnya is a country?

Because it's a region we hear a lot about it for being in conflict with Russia.

>no Finland

This shall not go unpunished

>doesn't complete Romania
Doubt she doesn't know it due to pic related.

>Georgia

>not knowing the names of countries that are like 1000km from you

Got pics of your mother?

yugoshits BTFO

Well it's a republic, so technically it is a country.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republics_of_Russia

Hasnt been any conflict with russia for 17 years

Our media didn't shut up about Chechnya in the late 1990s/early 2001s

What are you talking about, the Caucasus is still a mess.

What are YOU talking about?

Yeah, a separatist conflict...

Give hear a break. if you search for Georgia map, you got the American state...

Yeah, because bombings and shit. Putin is the only thing that keep that place in peace.

>Caucasus is still a mess.
I am not a specialist in the subject, but besides some separatist movements inside the Caucasus, it's pretty safe.

Also, most of the crazy nuts from Chechnya are in Syria and Iraq right now. The Syria government said that they have killed around 3000 terrorists from Chechnya this year. I really hope they don't go back to Russia when the war is over...

Im laughing but i dont know if my mother could fill everything up either.

That's pretty close to what mine would probably do

The balkans are both geographically and culturally closer to you than us

your mother is a fucking arab

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They kill a few people once in a while there but it's the safest region in russia rn

Women are bad in geography, but even men would meet issues for EasternEurope in my opinion.

My father's a bookworm and loves history, he'd manage it.

only got Portugal, France and Ukraine right what a retard

>kill a few people once in a while
>safest region in russia
How "safe" is the rest of Russia then?

No it's not.

Murders per capita they are safe.

I don't think he could fill correctly Kosovo, Montenegro, Croatia, Bosnia...

Hey diaspora, we have daily killings of police in that shitty region.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Grozny_clashes

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Chechnya is pretty safe. They have a different social structure with clans and Kadyrov runs a tight ship in terms of local crime. Now chechnyans that move elsewhere in the country are another story of course.

He was a political journalist in the 90s my dude

Those regions are not dense populated. so a bar fight with someone dead is a huge thing for the statistics.

The same could be said about any major city.

Russians fight for nothing though.

youtube.com/watch?v=3oNzxZJ3Pe8

I think i remember that history. The patient was not a rapist or a pedophile?

Bы тyпыe или нa зapплaтe? Hoвocти читaйтe инoгдa.

caucasustimes.com/en/two-persons-killed-and-15-others-wounded-in-ingushetia-fsb-office-bombing/
presstv.com/DetailFr/2017/04/08/517186/Russia-Ingushetia-armed-attack-police-car
frontnews.eu/news/en/16913
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_clashes_in_the_North_Caucasus_in_2017

Very safe

>The Wild East

Why aren't there more Easterns? (as in Westerns set in the Russian East in the 1800's)

Just goggled. The drunk guy (patient) tried to molest a nurse and the doctor was pissed.

The place is really not suitable for humans. Some anons explain to me that in Siberia, you have a small window of time to grow your potatoes before the ground freezes and you starve.
Don't help much that those regions are filled with drug users.

AHahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

Based Russia!

Fuck off.

In Russia you are nowhere in any safety.

Compare this map with Drug users should be exterminated.

>Irlande du Nord

>I am not a specialist in the subject, but besides some separatist movements inside the Caucasus, it's pretty safe.
ossetia-georgia (russia meddling)
abkassia-georgia (again russia)
armenia-azerbaijan (multiple fronts)
circassia (within russia)
tchetchnya (soon will go to shit again)
dagestan or whatever that is named (within russia)

of course in the big cities it's safe, that's the same everywhere. The acucasus is a mess, only georgia is nice and even them have shit to deal with

Southern Siberia has plains and is actually hospitable iirc. The thing is, how would you even get to deep Siberia in the 1800s? If I'm not mistaken, the population density in the east closely follows the Trans Siberian Railway.

Dude, i grow up in brazil...
You don't know what real crime caused by niggers are like.

What's wrong?

You idiot, your country already lacks of Russians and you find funny to kill yourselves. Your country should get at least 200 million people.

>ossetia-georgia
>(russia meddling)
Wew lad
>circassia
>abkhazia
>dagestan
What about them?
>tchetchnya
>(soon will go to shit again)
Lol love this meme. And what reason do you have to think that?

My brother...

>and you find funny to kill yourselves

It's really funny, dude.

History?

Also, recently i was using Inter/pol/ most wanted to search for possible mates, and i notice a large number of Russians cutes there.
What was that about?

They want to immigrate to germany, they trade pussy for residence permits

Fair deal.

>what does per 100000 mean
That map just shows mongolia is dangerous

But that what i mean. You probably did not understood me because my horrible language skills.

I still blame drugs.

she got the countries that matter right

Look at what is written on top of Hungary :^)

Getting a residence permit just by marriage is more complicated though.

Circle: Europe
The rest: lmao who gives a fuck

t. theslavonegro

>History?

Born in Russia or Siberia or Far East with T-I-G-E-R-S
Kill herself for respawn.

That's right, fuck East Germany.

Too pretty to die.

Life is unfair in Russia. Instead of committee suicide for boredom, you people should try Brazil.

Yes,fuck the Pope.
He's a paedophile and a heretic.

NO FINLAND!

Thank god our country doesn't deserver your mothers autism.

We commit suicide in the same way as all finno-ugrics and slavs. In Russia there is no concept of the "value of life", especially in adolescents.

Why?

thats fake
trains cant cut off your head, her body would be an unrecognizable mash

Because he's a proxy hohol that posts here 24/7

Fuck off: pustgovorat2017.ru/uploads/posts/2015-12/1449030210_hxw_zqpp9bs.jpg

still fake little ivan, your attentionwhore is probably very alive sucking churcka dick for money

Russia.

>haha cockhole
Fuck off. I'm 100% ethnically northern Slav and I want to die. My life is ruined.

There must be a reason why so many young people are killing them selfs.

>Tuvan
What happens there?

Also why is Karelia red?

>What happens there?
Wild, evil, aggressive and uncivilized steppe mongols with knives.

> why is Karelia red?

Slavs.

So die already you miserable piece of human trash.

it's because the homophobic culture in Russia keeps them oppressed

No reason.

I want to take you too

Didn't you want to die? Why haven't you killed yourself yet? No one needs you, you vile vermin.

Since the thread is full of Russians, any of you guys have take a piece of east Russia that Putin is giving away?
Pick the free 1 hectare of land and fill with wood. In few years you guys can sell it and make a profit...

Haha you want a lot and you'll get nothing. I'm absolutely pleased with my life. You on the other hand, pitiful waste of human flesh, you should die and the sooner the better. Unfortunately you can't even suicide, since you're such a low will subhuman.

There is no way. We still live in Soviet stereotypes.

>confusing Sweden for N*rway

It won't sell because no one wants to live there, also you have to cultivate it for some years or the government takes it back. It's a good program but that suits only those who absolutely have no other choice in life or no better options, much like that other human trash in this thread.

Yes it is. I will poison Russia a little and then I will go into emptiness.

Done suiciding yet, failed abortion?

I don't understand.

>get land
>explain that you will have a plantation of cash crop tree
>plant them in a week
>wait until the trees are ready, and the price is good.
>sell it