the workings of the British mind edition
/brit/
millie
any slagman in?
Despite being one of the worst governments why was Blairite Britain so damn comfy?
millie thread?
they'll send you dodgy links
slags desu lads
youtube.com
reminder to love your dad
>the workings of the British mind edition
business idea: build a bot that spews out the most frequently used words on Brit and rake in the (You)s
Words gathered so far:
Poo
Emma
Lad
La
Arse
Willy
Bum
Yank
Foy
Business idea
do entry level positions exist anymore?
im looking at civil service careers, ive been through several pages and apart from a couple of graduate schemes, for very specific niche roles, and a few admin assistants for prisons, there are no entry level jobs
i dont understand it. does the civil service just disappear then in the next 20-30 years when these people retire?
who the fuck will keep it going if there are essentially no entry level jobs on their entire career site?
case in point: HMRC apparently employs nearly 60000 people. there are currently 37 jobs being advertised on the government civil service career website. none are entry level
so who the FUCK are staffing these organisations, and who the FUCK are replenishing them? its actually bizarre
What's the point of toil, imagine when you have kids
>leave before they get up
>get home after they go to bed
you'd never get to see them
>daydreams pf being roman
why do that when you can daydream of being in largest ever empire and still be british
here
cannot even imagine the state of the bloke who finds these creatures attractive
every thread is
it's fucking RAW
good lad
well it's off to bed for me lads
welcome to white genocide mate
just let your siblings have kids and be their fun NEET uncle
Sitting at a pub alone like a right saddo drinking 8.5% beer
Where did it all go so wrong
It's all nepotism.
They pick out those from top unis, then they recruit friends/family, or they recruit internally
The stuff on job sites are just scraps that nobody could fill or wants to do
you forgot
>alri
>paki
>rorke
>welcome to white genocide mate
Whats you plan for retirement lads and how do you plan on funding it?
Getting a bit anxious thinking about it, I wanna relieve my youth at an old age in a chill way i.e cruise the world and smoke weed
are lass
you have to understand
everyone's ugly here
he actually looks good though la
world cup in a couple of hours, you're just prepping before all the boys get there
Yeah well I'm at toil
it was 2bf
8 days since I had a fanny on my face
NEED a fanny on my face RIGHT NOW
some amount of nonces on today
If only
;_;
>Oirighto, whar'll have then mate?
willy status: being wanked
the intergenerational strife will be immense. surprised people aren't killing boomers left and right.
>he actually looks good though la
>it was 2bf
You got any craft Croatian ales mate?
poiiint ah stellah cheers pal
pint o' plain, ta
mr toilsberg needs you to do a 2 year unpaid internship, then work for 5 years in a grad scheme for £17,000, then he MIGHT consider you for an entry level position(if you can prove you're dedicated enough by doing overtime)
quarter pint of koppaberg mango please
>pal
seen a massive increase of this yankism recently. needs to stop tbqhwy
>stella
disgusting
pint of doombar lad
*stares at you without moving a muscle*
yes but 60000
thats a huge organisation. currently recruiting, as far as i can ascertain, no new entry level workforce (excluding a grad scheme which is restricted to 200 posts)
to put it in perspective, thats larger than the RAF for example which has about 30000-35000
nepotism cant make up for all that. 200 graduates dont make up for that. the numbers dont make sense
pint of pint
Don't you start messing me about Tony, been comin' in here 20 years now and every day I get a pint and the Mail. Now fuck off and get me my lager.
leftypol have brought their nonces here
pint of special please schan
maybe it's not on a list
maybe you just apply with a button on another page
they may well be downscaling, especially on entry level positions like admin and stuff as computers makes admin a lot easier
the government is also using lots more contractors these days for pretty much everything, so a decent number of jobs will just go to them instead
>going to the pub
STATE of you
daily dose of vitamin o, doc
waiting for the south african to appear
Might do phenibut at a rave
im sorry what did you say?
how about not consuming intoxicating substances and not going to a rave?
you could read a book instead or go to church
literally spent the last 10 minutes thinking about how i would behave mysself inside a rough english pub
then started thinking about how i would act if i were a regular in a little village pub
how do you strike up a conversation with someone who is shit at it?
don't bother
Me? Got plenty of pals.
In today's positive news...
dailymail.co.uk
give me their names then lad
a female implied I should visit her house
have no intention of doing so
Me? got plenty of feels.
batch of 66-FAG-POO just arrived lads, that's the weekend sorted
feel like pure shit just want kevin spacey acting again
...
good post
love Kevin Spacey in
*checks hand*
Baby Drive?
nobody in britain actually hates the irish though
it's a one-way thing now
What social class is Deano, is he working class or upper middle pretending to be lower?
pint of plain
How about I do both because I'm a well rounded person
deano is nu middle class
he can afford a nice car and a barratt starter home but not private education
i've got more friends than you've got cows
Just make 15 million pounds, and have a firm handshake
upper-working class that believes he is upper-middle class
Feeling drunk already
Had one normal pint and one 330ml bottle of 8.5% beer
It should take more than that right?
*squares up to you*
yes you fucking do alright?
youtube.com
business idea
the troubles
middle, thinks hes upper
Lower middle. Parents the same or working class.
depends how much you've eaten. dont drink so much so early anyway
not a fan of runts plagiarising my profile
This
No reason to hate the Irish. They're a comedy figure really, not a figure of hate
*walks away*
im the bigger man here
Just had a double pint
leaf version of turtle
Well I had a sandwich today and that's it I suppose
one pint of dark fruit please barkeep
Why shouldn't you drink early
What else is in this new type of working class? The upper working class seem to despise the rich but they don't mind imitating their false comforts of living on social media.
literally don't know what any of that means
assessment centre 4th december
one quart of water thanks pal!
im from america by the way do you know where that is
you'll turn into a gremlin
Business idea:
light fruits
>"Jamie pull that shit up of the gorilla smashing the shit out of the car"