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the workings of the British mind edition

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millie

any slagman in?

Despite being one of the worst governments why was Blairite Britain so damn comfy?

millie thread?

they'll send you dodgy links

slags desu lads

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>the workings of the British mind edition
business idea: build a bot that spews out the most frequently used words on Brit and rake in the (You)s

Words gathered so far:

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Arse
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do entry level positions exist anymore?

im looking at civil service careers, ive been through several pages and apart from a couple of graduate schemes, for very specific niche roles, and a few admin assistants for prisons, there are no entry level jobs

i dont understand it. does the civil service just disappear then in the next 20-30 years when these people retire?

who the fuck will keep it going if there are essentially no entry level jobs on their entire career site?

case in point: HMRC apparently employs nearly 60000 people. there are currently 37 jobs being advertised on the government civil service career website. none are entry level

so who the FUCK are staffing these organisations, and who the FUCK are replenishing them? its actually bizarre

What's the point of toil, imagine when you have kids

>leave before they get up
>get home after they go to bed

you'd never get to see them

>daydreams pf being roman
why do that when you can daydream of being in largest ever empire and still be british

here

cannot even imagine the state of the bloke who finds these creatures attractive

every thread is

it's fucking RAW

good lad
well it's off to bed for me lads

welcome to white genocide mate

just let your siblings have kids and be their fun NEET uncle

Sitting at a pub alone like a right saddo drinking 8.5% beer

Where did it all go so wrong

It's all nepotism.

They pick out those from top unis, then they recruit friends/family, or they recruit internally

The stuff on job sites are just scraps that nobody could fill or wants to do

you forgot
>alri
>paki
>rorke

>welcome to white genocide mate

Whats you plan for retirement lads and how do you plan on funding it?

Getting a bit anxious thinking about it, I wanna relieve my youth at an old age in a chill way i.e cruise the world and smoke weed

are lass

you have to understand
everyone's ugly here

he actually looks good though la

world cup in a couple of hours, you're just prepping before all the boys get there

Yeah well I'm at toil

it was 2bf

8 days since I had a fanny on my face
NEED a fanny on my face RIGHT NOW

some amount of nonces on today

If only

;_;

>Oirighto, whar'll have then mate?

willy status: being wanked

the intergenerational strife will be immense. surprised people aren't killing boomers left and right.

>he actually looks good though la
>it was 2bf

You got any craft Croatian ales mate?

poiiint ah stellah cheers pal

pint o' plain, ta

mr toilsberg needs you to do a 2 year unpaid internship, then work for 5 years in a grad scheme for £17,000, then he MIGHT consider you for an entry level position(if you can prove you're dedicated enough by doing overtime)

quarter pint of koppaberg mango please

>pal
seen a massive increase of this yankism recently. needs to stop tbqhwy

>stella

disgusting

pint of doombar lad

*stares at you without moving a muscle*

yes but 60000
thats a huge organisation. currently recruiting, as far as i can ascertain, no new entry level workforce (excluding a grad scheme which is restricted to 200 posts)
to put it in perspective, thats larger than the RAF for example which has about 30000-35000
nepotism cant make up for all that. 200 graduates dont make up for that. the numbers dont make sense

pint of pint

Don't you start messing me about Tony, been comin' in here 20 years now and every day I get a pint and the Mail. Now fuck off and get me my lager.

leftypol have brought their nonces here

pint of special please schan

maybe it's not on a list
maybe you just apply with a button on another page

they may well be downscaling, especially on entry level positions like admin and stuff as computers makes admin a lot easier
the government is also using lots more contractors these days for pretty much everything, so a decent number of jobs will just go to them instead

>going to the pub

STATE of you

daily dose of vitamin o, doc

waiting for the south african to appear

Might do phenibut at a rave

im sorry what did you say?

how about not consuming intoxicating substances and not going to a rave?

you could read a book instead or go to church

literally spent the last 10 minutes thinking about how i would behave mysself inside a rough english pub
then started thinking about how i would act if i were a regular in a little village pub

how do you strike up a conversation with someone who is shit at it?

don't bother

Me? Got plenty of pals.

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give me their names then lad

a female implied I should visit her house
have no intention of doing so

Me? got plenty of feels.

batch of 66-FAG-POO just arrived lads, that's the weekend sorted

feel like pure shit just want kevin spacey acting again

...

good post

love Kevin Spacey in
*checks hand*
Baby Drive?

nobody in britain actually hates the irish though
it's a one-way thing now

What social class is Deano, is he working class or upper middle pretending to be lower?

pint of plain

How about I do both because I'm a well rounded person

deano is nu middle class
he can afford a nice car and a barratt starter home but not private education

i've got more friends than you've got cows

Just make 15 million pounds, and have a firm handshake

upper-working class that believes he is upper-middle class

Feeling drunk already

Had one normal pint and one 330ml bottle of 8.5% beer

It should take more than that right?

*squares up to you*
yes you fucking do alright?

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the troubles

middle, thinks hes upper

Lower middle. Parents the same or working class.

depends how much you've eaten. dont drink so much so early anyway

not a fan of runts plagiarising my profile

This

No reason to hate the Irish. They're a comedy figure really, not a figure of hate

*walks away*
im the bigger man here

Just had a double pint

leaf version of turtle

Well I had a sandwich today and that's it I suppose

one pint of dark fruit please barkeep

Why shouldn't you drink early

What else is in this new type of working class? The upper working class seem to despise the rich but they don't mind imitating their false comforts of living on social media.

literally don't know what any of that means

assessment centre 4th december

one quart of water thanks pal!
im from america by the way do you know where that is

you'll turn into a gremlin

Business idea:
light fruits

>"Jamie pull that shit up of the gorilla smashing the shit out of the car"