/balt/ + /brit/

Previous thread was made by proxy

i m digging

i've got a cock in my hand

relax it's mine lads

Isn't it too late for the gardening?

no, its not. its just half past five.

it may be dark, but i can see just fine

I mean, isn't it a bit too cold for plants?

>/balt/
>no balt posters

hmmm

im planting cabbage

when i say it grows, it grows.

i also use high quality fertilizer

Wow, you can grow things in November, must be nice.

>balt
>dead
>ausnz
>asleep
>everyone else
>dead
Woah...

>tfw balt

balt what?

alri

Good morning everyone

I woke up with a headache but hopefully it'll go away soon

first /balt/ thread I see without erp for the moment, nice one

You just wait a little, ausnz are getting up

French cocks...

Shhh you'll wake them up

shall i drill your head open and remove the aching part?

Who comfy here?

yea
washed my laundry. now my bed is warm and fluffy and smells nice

alri lads

WHEN I LOOK AT YOU
OH I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S REAL

alri not then lads

/karaboğa/

...

Yes, please
I wish

HOL UP where's /ausnz/?

found baltic bf itt.
we're happily together, thanks, balt

i've got a pussy in my hand
relax it's mine lads

>type carib
>only see this post

What model of fleshlight do you possess?

You really don't want them here, they're all gay retards
That's good to hear

...

delete this

...

me in the pic

Post feet

Hello!

Hiya

o-ok...

Wow, you really are an exhibitionist slut

Bored

Oh sure, you're one to talk!

Bully some nerds then, that's always entertaining
Yes, I am indeed one to talk as I am not a slut like you

w-what did she tell him?

It's not fun if they're not cute.

That's a secret
Good point, there aren't any cute people here

>there aren't any cute people here

That's where you're wrong kiddo. This lewd slut posts here every single day in hopes of being dominated and humiliated. That's cute as heck.

>tfw couldn't find the thread because I have /brit/ filtered

>tfw come to the thread right as my ass is being posted

G'day :^)

G'day, cunt. Hold still while I glass you.

>ywn be forced to crossdress

Oh, that's fine, just don't cut yourself, or you'll get some more remarkable scars and won't be able to post your ass anymore.

You could always bully and humiliate me, although I don't any cute panties
Hey matey
God I wish I had some girly clothes I could wear in private

>I could wear in private
Would you not wear them out in public under your normal clothes?

>a gang of cute traps will never trapify you
Pic
You should get some. I think that's what I'll get with Christmas mooni
thiss

That's an idea, I might try that one day

Well, first of all you should get your whore starter pack. Clothes are good and all that, but the main point of those clothes is when you get undressed anyway...

Are you also going to wear a buttplug at the same time?
That's what I would do.
Just imagine going shopping whilst nobody knows you're wearing panties and a plug and moves with every step.
Every look someone gives you might yield recognition of how much of a pervert you are.

Morning lads. I kept waking up with a hard benis this morning a few times. Must have been having some lewd dreams. Hmm.

I use lots of chapstick and glossy lip balm if that counts

l-lewd... But having something I could constantly feel like a plug or a cage while out in public could be very exhilarating
Very nice, I didn't have time this morning to have a wank so I'm very frustrated this morning

No. The buttplug and a dildo counts though.

>But having something I could constantly feel like a plug or a cage while out in public could be very exhilarating
I bet it would you dirty exhibitionist

Well I still probably wont get one for a while. Weeks probably, sir.
And I'm also about to go eat with relatives, s-so i can't take any pics right now.

Luckily for you, I don't need pics today. The no attachments news are not good though... Hmm, maybe I should buy you one? In exchange you'll get me a private set of pictures!

No one would see or know so I'm not an exhibitionist!

That sucks. Maybe you'll have one later? I haven't had one in 3 days.

Oh I couldn't ask you to do that. Like I said, I will probably get one in a few weeks.
My fear is wearing girls clothes/plug under my clothes and getting hit by a car/dying somehow.
Damn that'd be undignified.

I bet it would really turn you on if you left a little of your pink panties poking out from under your shorts.
That way people might find out what's underneath.

>this general is turning gay again

>My fear is wearing girls clothes/plug under my clothes and getting hit by a car/dying somehow.
>Coroner has to investigate your bulge and write down the details of all girls clothing and toys you are wearing and slowly remove them with his hands.
l-lewd

Good morning

>shorts
>coroner notices my bulge OwO

That's some top tier fear you got there. Well, I guess I'll wait if you reject my gift of not very good will

Morning laddie

Good morning matey.

You going for a no fap kinda thing?
n-no! I'm not a lewd slut
Good morning matey

I-I'm not rejecting it, I simply think that it would be poor form for me to allow you to do that, sir.
Well, now I must depart, ta ta for now.

oh...
maybe that was just me projecting my own fantasies onto you

Alright, I'll post you pictures here, to spice up the crowd I guess

High class trap ass reporting in

You should get him to write stuff on his bum cheeks.

He wants to do that himself, and I won't stop him of course. Just look at that cute butt!

brb
going for a wank

Fuck, tempted to find a public toilet and have a quick wank

Why not?

Eww that's nasty.

...

wow that's a new one

Well that took longer than expected

What did you do it to?

All those nice images the Russian posted

Did you self-insert as the amerislut?

m-maybe...

Feeling relieved now lads. Had a nice fap, big load.
I'll probably get cranky again tomorrow. Haha.

I personally don't see the appeal of the Russian, he's too mean.
I want to be bullied, but in a specific way.