/brit/

mistress A edition

FFS
like a bull every time I see aisha in that outfit. So fucking sexy

grim thighs

/brit/ more like /shit/

phwoarrrrrr

Would absolutely ram.

King George and England forever!

>falling for the kekolding meme

she looks like a flat chested 13 year old in it

>getting squared up to

The English response - you fucking wot son ill fucking kick your head in

The American response - YOU ARE ENTERING MY PERSONAL SPACE

Aisha has man shoulders and man thighs.

anime

thinking back to a time when i was highly confused and had free access to the internet, did some pretty bent things in my time, spoke to people about weird fetishes, crossdressed etc. after a while i came to the conclusion that i didn't enjoy it at all, now i have constant shame and fear of reprisal hanging over my head, i don't think i can handle it lads

YOU ARE ENTERING MY PERSONAL SPACE

t. has never been to america

nah the american response is

*shoots you eleven times in the central mass*

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Look at his chin Hahahahahahahaha
White "people" everyone

any1 want 2 be my bf?!?!

OFFICER I AM TRAVELLING I KNOW MY RIGHTS YOU MAY NOT DETAIN ME

His chin looks really bad on coins

post soyboys and bugmen

Anglos sacrifice their chins for heightened wordplay

Only for white yanks, it's more like to be

>WAT NIGGA, WAT NIGGA, STEP NIGGA, WAT NIGGA, WAT NIGGA
Whilst holding your fists higher than your head and progressively marching towards the guy with your chest out

*breaks your window*

why would he post that

Yes ;) please be a feminine boy

'least you didnt become a tranny like that paki who posts here

Your average English person who isn't a chav or something would likely freeze up and walk away. Who are you kidding? I'm not sure how it'd work in America.

>not liking the broad hips of a fertile woman
low test
>mocking the lion of syria
be careful!

sat in traffic on the bus for an extra 30 minutes so there goes some of my free time for tonight hehehe

Every time I see this I can't help but imagine how much hotter it'd be if she had a penis.

Women are boring.

oh no
not me

Hi, was my first post on this forum, looking for some helpful c&c. No haters pls!!
Thanks everyone xox

pls respond

masculine girl here

carthage must be destroyed

cute

little

chebs

>reprisal
Oh well. If it happens then hit them back 10 times as hard.

>"You really do care..."
>"More than you'll ever know."

theres a lot to unpack here

The redevelopment (and demolition) of North West House has been cancelled

rejoice

chloe pls go

'

what are bugmen

Why do you tease me so? Please post pics

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you'd only waste it here anyway

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Lads after a year of testing and waiting I believe I've finally got a job as a prison guard. What are the odds I get killed by a negro as a full blooded white man?

It's twice what I make now.

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lol

*enters the thread*

alri lads

sick of this twat

one of the ~5 girls in my computer science department just asked me to give her my source code for an assignment i've told her multiple times i'd be willing to meet up and help her with

If you don't use it you lose it.

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do pullups and pushups in your house if you don't want to go to a gym (though you'll progress slower). get a heavy kettlebell

So white men?

lads i'm really determined to find a way to never die so i can live forever who wants to help me yeah?

why would they even consider demolishing that

just had my first period

is this a quote from somehwere

higher than everyone else

tunneling on the £1.2 Northern Line extension has finished lads

Why is Newcastle full of chinese?
explain

Is www.reddit.com/r/fitness broken?

Tell her to fuck right off in that exact phrasing

how was it

he makes a good point though

didnt ask

sorry im on the bus you'll have to speak up sweaty :) x

think this to myself every time I see blokes going into your mum's house

god this is sad
does this bloke literally have AIDs?

>£1.2
bargain

i still dont understand why people photoshop the baby being black unless its to push some Sup Forums agenda

actively avoid these cunts when I'm in nightclubs
they never take good pictures

>£1.2
bargain

someone brainlet this mong

seems she doesn't want to meet up with you

>So white men?

adopting a japanes diet and exercising regularly is the closest you can get

BBM and soyboy

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Listening to the millennial woes /Richard Spencer discussion

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my face in her abs

FACT: women store the DNA of all men they have slept with within their body’s

When women swallow semen, some semen burrows in behind the eyes and into the nasal passage and decays there

It literally matters how many people a girl has fucked/is fucking

Not really. Sex isn't like eating a candy bar, the more you have of it the less importance and intimacy it has.

Marriage success plummets as sexual partners goes up.

But I'm black?

>more London shite being built
roooo

much prefer the irish to likes of yanks, aussies, kiwis, leafs and frogs

based black nigger

heh

that's £1.2bn oops hehe

A "beard" like that shit.
Awful how so many people would consider that acceptable.

literally dont understand this
one of the lads from my course asked for my coursework and i sent it to him, told him to change it a bit before handing it in. I also share my wolfram alpha pro membership with coursemates. What's the point in being a stingey cunt? no skin off my nose

they should've extended it to clapham junction

in other news they're planning a bridge/tunnel to CW