Be me

>be me
>never gave a shit about football
>italy doesnt qualify for the world cup
>everybody is salty as fuck

Is football a big deal in your cunt?

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For the first time since 1958 Italy is not at the World Championship

I never got into football either. My father hated the local coach so he unsubscribed me from the U-10 so then I just ignored it all throughout my life afterwards.

The people who were commenting the match were unironically on the verge of crying.

You should thank your dad for that. Football is so overrated, like holy shit, it's a fucking ball getting kicked

honestly swedes Sup Forums should shitpost a bit more using varg webm, it is perfect for shitposting about kicking italy out

>Not giving a shit about my national team, I'm so different right? xD
Good, you're following the path of the swede, and the german

What the fuck happened to you since 2006? Honestly baka
How can a cunt's football take such a huge 360 degree turn

yes but we got btfo so early people aren't even salty about it. its just pathetic. i don't really like football myself

Belin ne abbiamo già quattro di coppe cosa avete ancora da lamentarvi

I do. If it wasn't for him, I'd probaby have become some retarded meat head obsessed with the game and forgot all about the other parts of life. Then I'd be 24 and working some shitty minimum wage job while playing for some Group E team.

Thanks to Germany not anymore

Wtf are you saying giovanni, everybody here gives a fuck about football

economical and political interests in FIGC led to pick the shittiest trainer in Italy (he trained only Torino and had no international experience)
This guy didn't even try to put Insigne him when our very qualification was at risk.
Can you blame a child for being unfit to lead an army? You blame who put the child in charge
I was talking about patriotism and national identity, but w/e

On the countrary, my dad is a fanatic and he's fucking mad rn

Well the Swede and German are successful at sports so there's that.

Cuck.

>360

Mutt

Yeah, but you've been totally shit for 12 years now.
Its a le meem

You failed to win against us at home...this result is not surprising at all desu
Sad for Buffon for not playing on one more WC before retiring :/

Well we had our golden age of champions, now it must be the low period. It happens I guess? There are not many champions in Italy as there were 12 years ago and their original teams are deadly enemies. Put the Shit King in charge and you get a very bad team

Yup , a very big deal.

>less public money to spend

Reminder football has been hijacked by jews. Ignore it and steer to white people's sports like ice hockey.

>Not even F1 is safe anymore
Fuck my life

I'm gonna unironically root for Sweden from now on just to spit on those football-loving apes that pollute my country.

Flag
YES this a fan nation
I just dislike that shit and their fanboys but some months ago an argentine said that football in Mexico is shit. Millions of fans gets salty and I give thanks and laughing because I notice how people likes that shitty thing LOL

>Reminder football has been hijacked by jews.

Lolwut? Football was always the most inclusive and multi-cultural sport around.

Anything motorsport related is probably owned by Arabs. They fucking love that shit.

topkek

pinche chairo de mierda
vas y chingas a tu madre perro
tú y tu puta aristegui con tu pinche peje métanse el asta de la bandera por le culo
pinche pendejo

>Reminder football has been hijacked by jews.

Иди глeдaј тpeтa peгиoнaлнa лигa aкo нe ти ce глeдaaт нигepи

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A world cup without Italy, Netherlands and Chile.

People here is so fanboy that TV media and daily notices were so salty and butthurt 2 weeks because a guy said that football is bad
>he likes football
The only shit I support is the entertainment and the show of the World Cup is pretty nice lel

Yeah football is a disease in our country
-user you don't like football you are not one of us
-Fuck off i prefer vidya

Italians in German literally on suicide watch, it's all they have.

>Is football a big deal in your cunt?
No, who cares about that semen slurping sport

>-Fuck off i prefer vidya
in other words
I preffer staying at my bedroom fapping all day long playing child games with friends I do not even know instead of going to the field with real friends, then go get some beers and pussy

Good, let the salt flow

Hope Germany win again so we can leave this sport and their fanatics and focus more on things that actual matter

Said the fatass faggot that always got picked last in school

this is the year of Portugal

And?

Better normie than manchild tbf.
Not that I do either

I like Chile

Never been a fan of sports in general especially squad driven sports.
On the contrary I prefer things like Judo which I alredy do

and you ran out of arguments
fatass

I'm not fat, obese mutt

>i prefer vidya
Luigi its time to move out of mami’s house and become a man.

t. Let me tell you about your life
Fuck off amerimutt i don't need a personal trainer

Real judo?
or you are just another faggot getting points on a martial art tournament instead of getting men killed?

Kys you fucking mutt, stop playing your retarded standards to our country

It seems like you do
you are a vergogna for the family

lmao
You niggas never make it past quarters tho

All my family is weird, mutt, my father never watched soccer

You liar
I know your family, they are crying right now because of Italy´s elimination, you should be there with them instead of wasting your time in a Chinese cartoons forum

Judo born as a sport the real Judo is harmless
What do you mean?

We only watch manly sports for white people.

none of my parents have ever watched soccer nor cared about it

Football, everybody

It would be rare to find someone here (italian) who give a shit about football
Because the one that do are usually super retarded let alone use Sup Forums

was not Judo invented in order to defend private property in the 19th century in Japan?
I mean, it was made for killing and defending your crops from bandits

anyone not using Sup Forums is smarter than everybody here
you scumbag shitty italian prick

>pic related
Maybe you confuse Judo with Ju-Jitsu which is another thing

>says the country who choked against CHile

Twice xD

>Being this mad
THANK YOU SWEDS NOW I CAN HAVE A PEACEFUL SUMMER

>playing child games
that would be soccer, where grown men play with gravity and only 1 gets to play at the same time.

sounds lame

Go back to Mexico.

>I never got into football either. My father hated the local coach so he unsubscribed me from the U-10 so then I just ignored it all throughout my life afterwards.
I played for like 10 years. You didn't miss anything but injuries and people yelling shit at you from the sidelines.

yeah, it is. as for myself, I do enjoy looking up results, but I can't be arsed to watch an entire game, what a waste of time. that goes for every sport, I only watch sports when my friends or family are watching

how fail to qualify you guys only care soccer kek