Strange Habits

ITT share your strange habits

>I pull my shirt over my face while I pee

I shove two fingers in your moms ass while I fuck her

sometimes I involuntarily tell myself to kill people

I post on Sup Forums.

Always sprint up the stairs and then immediately feel compelled to stretch once I get to the top.
Get completely naked other than my socks to take a shit

Checked, and why socks when taking a shit?

Not worth the effort to remove them as well, everything else comes off however

>Get completely naked other than my socks to take a shit
This, except I take off my socks too. I also got in the habit of squatting when I take a dump.

In a squatting toilet or all toilets in general?

Only at my toilet at home

>In a squatting toilet
We don't have those here

Sometimes I whisper "kill me" when alone, and freeze/cringe over nothing when nobody I care about is watching.

It's funny that you reply for me because I was about to say that. And ya, squat toilets are not a thing in this country. I avoid public restrooms whenever I can anyways.

This and... ummm... I could things and do a lot of math in my head involuntarily. Like calculating the % of red cars that pass by in a set time or something.

I also do not wish to think on 'strange' habits because that just seems like a bad idea. So that's it.

I got all mixed up. Half paying attention to this bread and others while watching the apehoop game

>No squatting toilets
wtf I love America now

Excuse me it's not called ape hoop, they prefer African tree hockey

I have not brush my teeth since 2011.

Not acceptable. Unless in England

I rub my hound's floppy ears on my face and giggle.
Sometimes I go really long without peeing, and then I tuck my dick back between my legs and cross them so hard that it mushes my dick. After doing this, I start to stretch in weird poses, and I get these weird pangs of mini orgasm-like sensation go through my body. Then I pee, and it feels really good.
I always assess something's flammability.

cina ceridak

i get myself into autodestructive relationshitps, then i kiss girls and leave them in tears full of hope of being in a relationship with me.
I've already tried to kill myself 7 times.

Kill urself, smelly nigger

>when I think about dumb stuff I did 5-10 years ago, I physically cringe, like my fists will clench or eyelids will twitch
>I involuntarily visualize my own suicide at least 1000 times before I go to sleep
>I drink heavily several times a week, and only take a break when my liver tells me to
>I post on Sup Forums

Strange habits indeed

I have no control over my sleep habits. I might manage a week of going up at somewhat reasonable times and then just fall straight back to going to sleep at ~6:30 am.

I'm currently on a 2-3 week streak of getting 5-6 hours of sleep to rein in my poor habits, but to no avail it would seem.

My vice principal mother the other day had to deal with an autistic 9th grader beating his meat in the bathroom. They knew this because there was a pack of students harassing him.

THEY knew this because the dude had taken off all of his clothes, accumulated at his feet behind the stall door.

I could do almost anything I want within reason and spend my time in productive and meaningful ways, but for some reason I don't and instead choose to do nothing all day

pretty weird huh

Oh shit, we got the same glitch.

I got better at chilling, tho.

5-6 hours total for a week? or 5-6 hours a day?

I don't have insomnia, I sleep fine when I lie down in my bed. Just can't bring myself to go to sleep. It's causing all manner of issues like missing appointments and having no social life whatsoever.

I used to drink heavily every day until I puked blood one morning. I now take very good care of my liver.

I always masturbate after sex

>Strange Habits
I prone masturbate. First time I found out it was different was when I looked up why I couldn't get it up anymore at age 18

I used to drink extremely heavily until I got what must have been some mild DTs or something one day. It was the most terrifying experience of my life desu

did you try tiring your body before sleep?

I wish I could experience something like that so that I could change my ways.

Not saying I WANT to puke blood, but I want to experience something that's basically my body telling me "if you continue doing this, you WILL die". My liver aching a few times a month isn't enough it seems.

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>not drinking till you die
pussies

Almost did die my friend

Almost doesn't count

Look behind the shower curtain before taking a shit.

What happened?

Touch anything metal with a cloth or at least no direct contact with any part of my body.

Is it because of static? Kinda reasonable

Got hammered one night. Woke up and felt like a mild hangover. Not even a headache but I was very low energy. Just laid around. Once the night rolled around I started getting the shakes and this weird sensation in my head particularly behind my right eye. I thought some of this was because I haven't eaten in over a day so I tried eating and it just got worse.
I was literally dripping with sweat and shivering while trembling like insane. Trembling so bad. I could look at things but I swear my eyes were just rolling around freely in my head. My head felt so weird and uncomfortable in a way I can't explain. I would occasionally get this feeling like I was nodding off but then I would smack my head and come out of it. I was at the time pretty certain I was going to have a stroke or seizure. Alcohol withdrawal seizures have a reputation for being pretty deadly.
I was in a hotel at the time and I mustered up all I could and walked to the lobby where they served beer. I tried to buy one and it was so confusing trying to get one. She could tell something was fucked up with me. I couldn't process the information I just kept saying one beer please. My hands were trembling so bad I couldn't figure out my wallet. I gave her a $20 for a $3 dollar beer and just went to my room. I could accidentally pressed 3 different floor buttons in the elevator my hands were shaking so bad.
The lights were doing weird things. Flashing and moving. And just this sensation in my head was so bizarre and awful. I chugged the beer in my room and the symptoms persisted. I just remember thrashing around uncomfortable on top of the bed of my hotel room occasionally beating my temple when I felt like something was happening. I fell asleep a few hours later and woke up a few after that.
I wonder to this day if that $20 beer saved my life. I keep the bottlecap in my wallet to this day

I developed this habit when I still living at my old home that build without the earth wire connection. So everything in that house is trying to kill me. Even when I rest my hand on the metal part of my laptop, the small zap still be felt. I had to put the silicon on the pad, use cloth to open the laptop cover and never fully rest my hand on top of the laptop even with the piece of cloth in it. So eventually it became a habit.

Damn, sounds terrifying. Glad you made it at least!

Sounds like pretty normal DT's, not really an "almost killed me" situation (obviously you were closer to death than perfect health, but most alcoholics go through DTs a shit ton of times).

If I started seizing I very easily could have died. 1/4 mortality rate

Wish I could better describe the sensation in my head. It was one of the most unique feelings that I can't even put words around it. It wasn't pain but it was just bad. You could tell something awful was occurring