Age is just a number edition
Existential dread sub-edition
/brit/
I was born in a hospital
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Fact: my sister is a genuinely nice person and she scares me
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I was in a similar position to you except I was sick of the Army, so I did an 'Access to HE' 1 year online course and used it to get into a Russell group uni
If you put your mind to it, you could achieve greatness, you could be at a table with these 3
I've already been at a rustlers group uni though and i dropped out in the last year
Amazing how relevant the music produced by bands like the Smiths, Joy Division, the Cure, etc. are to the plight of your average /brit/ poster.
Not me, though. Fit as a fiddle. Happy as can be.
Why do you post cupcakes
ask her if she's got another one in her
no I couldn't
The best thing a yank can experience is to be brought under the wing of a brit and shown the true order of the world
NEED hot jewish gf and asian lesbian companion
always reckon elon musk looks like the tall guy from little britain
i want to fuck the spics sister
I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know...
thought the same thing from the thumbnail but obviously I thought "David Walliams" because I'm not some kind of mong twat
my sister has a daughter and a bf already
Does this count as being sexually abused?
When I was like 9 and my sister was 15, she would get me to feel up her tits and finger her while I was playing runescape
I hadn't gone through puberty so i just thought of it as a chore
Never discussed it
Is it normal?
Think it fucked me up since I always avoid women getting close to me now
you realize that he's being melodramatic for comedic purposes right
dream ruining cunt
reading about the north hollywood shootout
one of the lads ended up getting pinned down and died because he hijacked a manual car and couldn't drive it
why are yanks so thick
just had a big bowl of oatmeal, 4 eggs, and a pint of greek yogurt
stop inventing noncey fantasies you weirdo
never got felt up and i avoid women, so no, fuck off normie twat
>implying i wouldn't notice that you reposted your post from the other thread that got no replies
actually real Tbh
I've never had a gf and the only girl I've snogged is my sister tho
the lad who failed to operate the jeep was a romanian immigrant
dont care about the names of uk celebrities. wont ever.
that's not implied by anything i wrote
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crazy fuck
eating a bowl of oatmeal as well user. with peanutbutter, milk, and a banana
are you bulking too?
What's for dinner lads?
mate you played runescape. you were always gonna be fucked.
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im sure incest is more prevalent in mehico
fuck off EVERYONE played runescape back in 2004-5 even the school bullies
methinks you should fuck off normie twat
poo nigger on bread
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screeching at the runts in the other thread
still play runescape desu
>jerking off to a camgirl
>midway through check chat section for no apparent reason
>big political argument taking place
had a hearty kek
honestly jealous of americans and their right to bear arms
I'm less of a normie than you
australians are by default normies
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Me and the gf right now
kek xD
>jerking off to a camgirl
What one lad?
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
everyday I wish I could move to australia and smoke weed at the beach all day while lifting
saffer pls stay
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then explain why else you're fucked then huh? you got to 3rd base before any of your classmates, you could have been the top alpha dog.
meme doesn't really apply here in all honesty. most of the guntoters you see are good boy white christians
Why not just move to a place where doing that is, I dunno, legal?
not really a dedicated bulk just making sure i get enough protein and protein-sparing nutrients in
need to eat a lot regardless because of my workouts
toil to commence shortly
Someone amerimutt this racist
no room for yanks in aus mate. tough luck
work in 5 hours. still have about 2 hours left of homework before then
>disrespected flag in a community of patriots
>vilified throughout the nation
>isn't playing as a result
>ugly
Let's make him the cover model :^)
I'm not about to be judged by papa people
It's legal in California. Admittedly, California is full of terrible people whereas Aussies are lads.
yanks might have the right to bear arms, but do they have the right to bear claws?
Australia is the only Anglo first world country with beaches and summer year round.
I affiliate with that crowd user, I'm black. They're all white german looking fat dudes. It really doesn't apply
>meme doesn't really apply here in all honesty. most of the guntoters you see are good boy white christians
What do you mean, lad.
Sexy4you7711 is the GOAT camgirl
such an amazing body
What happened to SA joke lad?
>tfw lectures from 9-5 today
don't know how wagecucks do it, would blow my brain if i had to do this everyday let alone 1 d
You can't stop my online critiquing of you mate.
I'm judging you as I type this.
South african is really /Brit/'s worst poster
racist
I've been to Anaheim and I enjoyed it very much so.
Only problem is it's hard for Canadians to immigrate there. We can easily move to aus tho
>pooey vagina
ew
>his government doesn't trust him with a rifle
Says something about brits
Going to take a look.
beto's jealous of the saffa
I don't much care for your normie point of view
commencing pre-toil ablutions
toil transport arriving in T-Minus 30 minutes
toil to commence at 0930 hours
your toilmaster today will be: chaim nosestein
the nfl needs to fully nix that kneeling shit
may as well be giving a giant middle finger to their fans who are, at the end of the day, why they're millionaires
Dumb aussie frogposter
moment of silence for our british boys who are heading off to toil. may churchill himself and of course jesus christ bless you all with a safe return back home to us.
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
we used to have gun rights until a fucking /r9k/ sperg shot up an engineering department of a university, targeting women
fucking cunt
You can have guns here though. You just need a license and shit. Automatic weapons and handguns are a no go though, I think. Hunting and sporting arms only.
Mummy bought me a pack of Redskins lads.
course not dear
>tfw staying in bed all day
>Dumb aussie frogposter
Reminds me of the opening scene from Half Life where he's on that underground monorail thing.
doing a hangman lads
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just move to the middle of nowhere and get all the guns you want
that's the beauty of america and canada there's essentially endless empty land where you can do whatever you want
would not advise that lad, unless you're sick. could cause back issues.
bit racist
Have quite enjoyed this rise of amerimongrol posting
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>automatic weapons and handguns are a no go though, I think
You need a license for automatic weapons here, too. Probably as arduous a process as obtaining a firearm license in the UK. Takes years, and everything automatic is pre 1985 (or around there), and cost up into the tens of thousands of dollars. Handguns though are basic protection. You guys don't have too many blacks around though so I can kind of see why you have regulations
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