/brit/

Age is just a number edition
Existential dread sub-edition

I was born in a hospital

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Fact: my sister is a genuinely nice person and she scares me

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I was in a similar position to you except I was sick of the Army, so I did an 'Access to HE' 1 year online course and used it to get into a Russell group uni

If you put your mind to it, you could achieve greatness, you could be at a table with these 3

I've already been at a rustlers group uni though and i dropped out in the last year

Amazing how relevant the music produced by bands like the Smiths, Joy Division, the Cure, etc. are to the plight of your average /brit/ poster.
Not me, though. Fit as a fiddle. Happy as can be.

Why do you post cupcakes

ask her if she's got another one in her

no I couldn't

The best thing a yank can experience is to be brought under the wing of a brit and shown the true order of the world

NEED hot jewish gf and asian lesbian companion

always reckon elon musk looks like the tall guy from little britain

i want to fuck the spics sister

I know it's over
And it never really began
But in my heart it was so real
And you even spoke to me, and said :
"If you're so funny
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
And if you're so clever
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very entertaining
Then why are you on your own tonight ?
If you're so very good-looking
Why do you sleep alone tonight ?
I know...

thought the same thing from the thumbnail but obviously I thought "David Walliams" because I'm not some kind of mong twat

my sister has a daughter and a bf already

Does this count as being sexually abused?

When I was like 9 and my sister was 15, she would get me to feel up her tits and finger her while I was playing runescape

I hadn't gone through puberty so i just thought of it as a chore

Never discussed it

Is it normal?

Think it fucked me up since I always avoid women getting close to me now

you realize that he's being melodramatic for comedic purposes right

dream ruining cunt

reading about the north hollywood shootout
one of the lads ended up getting pinned down and died because he hijacked a manual car and couldn't drive it
why are yanks so thick

just had a big bowl of oatmeal, 4 eggs, and a pint of greek yogurt

stop inventing noncey fantasies you weirdo

never got felt up and i avoid women, so no, fuck off normie twat

>implying i wouldn't notice that you reposted your post from the other thread that got no replies

actually real Tbh
I've never had a gf and the only girl I've snogged is my sister tho

the lad who failed to operate the jeep was a romanian immigrant

dont care about the names of uk celebrities. wont ever.

that's not implied by anything i wrote

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crazy fuck

eating a bowl of oatmeal as well user. with peanutbutter, milk, and a banana


are you bulking too?

What's for dinner lads?

mate you played runescape. you were always gonna be fucked.

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im sure incest is more prevalent in mehico

fuck off EVERYONE played runescape back in 2004-5 even the school bullies

methinks you should fuck off normie twat
poo nigger on bread

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screeching at the runts in the other thread

still play runescape desu

>jerking off to a camgirl
>midway through check chat section for no apparent reason
>big political argument taking place
had a hearty kek

honestly jealous of americans and their right to bear arms

I'm less of a normie than you

australians are by default normies

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Me and the gf right now

kek xD

>jerking off to a camgirl
What one lad?

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

everyday I wish I could move to australia and smoke weed at the beach all day while lifting

saffer pls stay

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then explain why else you're fucked then huh? you got to 3rd base before any of your classmates, you could have been the top alpha dog.

meme doesn't really apply here in all honesty. most of the guntoters you see are good boy white christians

Why not just move to a place where doing that is, I dunno, legal?

not really a dedicated bulk just making sure i get enough protein and protein-sparing nutrients in

need to eat a lot regardless because of my workouts

toil to commence shortly

Someone amerimutt this racist

no room for yanks in aus mate. tough luck

work in 5 hours. still have about 2 hours left of homework before then

>disrespected flag in a community of patriots
>vilified throughout the nation
>isn't playing as a result
>ugly
Let's make him the cover model :^)

I'm not about to be judged by papa people

It's legal in California. Admittedly, California is full of terrible people whereas Aussies are lads.

yanks might have the right to bear arms, but do they have the right to bear claws?

Australia is the only Anglo first world country with beaches and summer year round.

I affiliate with that crowd user, I'm black. They're all white german looking fat dudes. It really doesn't apply

>meme doesn't really apply here in all honesty. most of the guntoters you see are good boy white christians

What do you mean, lad.

Sexy4you7711 is the GOAT camgirl

such an amazing body

What happened to SA joke lad?

>tfw lectures from 9-5 today
don't know how wagecucks do it, would blow my brain if i had to do this everyday let alone 1 d

You can't stop my online critiquing of you mate.
I'm judging you as I type this.

South african is really /Brit/'s worst poster

racist

I've been to Anaheim and I enjoyed it very much so.

Only problem is it's hard for Canadians to immigrate there. We can easily move to aus tho

>pooey vagina

ew

>his government doesn't trust him with a rifle
Says something about brits

Going to take a look.

beto's jealous of the saffa

I don't much care for your normie point of view

commencing pre-toil ablutions

toil transport arriving in T-Minus 30 minutes

toil to commence at 0930 hours

your toilmaster today will be: chaim nosestein

the nfl needs to fully nix that kneeling shit

may as well be giving a giant middle finger to their fans who are, at the end of the day, why they're millionaires

Dumb aussie frogposter

moment of silence for our british boys who are heading off to toil. may churchill himself and of course jesus christ bless you all with a safe return back home to us.

OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

we used to have gun rights until a fucking /r9k/ sperg shot up an engineering department of a university, targeting women

fucking cunt

You can have guns here though. You just need a license and shit. Automatic weapons and handguns are a no go though, I think. Hunting and sporting arms only.

Mummy bought me a pack of Redskins lads.

course not dear

>tfw staying in bed all day

>Dumb aussie frogposter

Reminds me of the opening scene from Half Life where he's on that underground monorail thing.

doing a hangman lads

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just move to the middle of nowhere and get all the guns you want

that's the beauty of america and canada there's essentially endless empty land where you can do whatever you want

would not advise that lad, unless you're sick. could cause back issues.

bit racist

Have quite enjoyed this rise of amerimongrol posting

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>automatic weapons and handguns are a no go though, I think
You need a license for automatic weapons here, too. Probably as arduous a process as obtaining a firearm license in the UK. Takes years, and everything automatic is pre 1985 (or around there), and cost up into the tens of thousands of dollars. Handguns though are basic protection. You guys don't have too many blacks around though so I can kind of see why you have regulations

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