What makes a girl instantly unfuckable?

i know i'll be the minority here but I have a serious smell fetish and for me the more out of ordinary the smell, the hotter I find it. I used to ask my ex to stop washing for like a week and then sit on my face.

Anyone who said tattoos is a basement dwelling neckfaggot who has never been near any woman other than mummy

You’re a pretty silly ass nigga huh?

why? just my preference.

FUPA

Im going to go with the fact that she has a vagina.

I did this to my girl. "Omg, is that how I taste?!" it's been clean as a whistle ever since.

Sniffing stanky ass isn’t a fetish, it’s a problem. You need meds or maybe a fucking lobotomy, idk

AIDS

Being related to me