When you spot an American tourist in your city

>when you spot an American tourist in your city

>Ameriturists

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I like to give them wrong indications, or informations about anything. They could believe everything you say. Amerifats are so retarded LMAO

Great post

>implying you don't just pretend to not speak English

how do you know he is one
>inb4 he's fat lol

>mfw I spot a germanic tourist

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Just follow the faults each step creates xaxa

Why would you say that user, I had american neighbors in my apartment, they were really polite.
They were also the only black family in our town.

>how do you know he is one

He rides on a mobility scooter and proudly wears a MAGA buttplug.

stop bully us

The smell

Clothes and attitude I imagine. It's especially easy if we're talking loudly.

Me when I spot an american master

CHING CHANG CHONG

American tourists are harmless simpletons you should not be mean to them

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Finland post up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Sup Forums pass, so you just type the text. Oh, and we all know the text. The "epic" Finnish race, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you type it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Sup Forums posting about a fucking irrelevant country. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic germfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FINNS ARE MONGOLS" You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

He looks like this

>German exchange student hangs out with the blacks

Amerimutts are exotic to be honest.

>German, French, and Italian tourists come to pretend to be cowboys and indians
>Take pictures of Native Americans on the streets

Fucking lol

i pick up his trail

>Pardon ? Je ne parle pas anglais désolé

>when you spot a Jap*nese tourist

>when half of your city's revenue comes from tourism

*laughs in your face with my american friends*
oh mon grand, tu es bete, on parle le francais parfaitement car nous sommes des etats-unis. Alors, dis moi, ou est Mohammad ? On lui tuerons