Are there any tips on how to persuade your girlfriend to wear elf ears, especially during sex?

This is the place where most people who make their girlfriends wear elf ears would congregate.

If you have to persuade her, she’s not that into you. Girls are down for basically any kink if they like you.

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I don't even have a stable income.

No no no. This is the place where most people who would make their girlfriends wear elf ears congregate.

Tru

No one on this mongolian pretend game board has a girlfriend especially you.

It's like inverse army ants.

Tell her that's what you thought eating ass meant, and then renege when you hear the actual definition from her. Come on.

Ask her to. /thread

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