Nekomimi mode edition
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need a qt gf to cuddle
quit alcohol a while back seeing as i decided not to be a runt
>Letting them have rights didn't western civilization in
wat
need a qt bf to cuddle
Destroyed western civilization.
r u a girl?
t. celibate runt
>Destroyed western civilization in
what a mong
GOOD NIGHT WHITES
Need a girl to give me my first blowjob please.
GOOD LAD
cannot stand these pussy cunts who think making an absolute cunt of yourself on the piss isn't a national pasttime
shall be heeming them 2bf
and i'm not being ironic or sarcastic either
got me a few litres of goon and some qts lined up that i will absolutely smash things with 2bh
youtube.com
doing a listen
whitey btfo
need a qt british boy to cuddle with again
I AM A MANLET AND I AM PROUD I AM A MANLET I WON'T BACK DOWN
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alri girls
not sure if all of reviewbrah's suits are hideous or he's just too ugly to make anything look good
>tfw your younger brother & sister have both had sex before you have & you're the oldest.
love your work lad. im going to be vortexing vodka cruisers from the am into the pm then turning it up to either go out or pass out playing the jewish piano
was a bit confused having to explain being a lethal weapon to these runtlords
>tfw both me and my sister are virgins
>aussie and brit virgin complaining in the previous thread
here's your chance, buds
Never quite got the women hate because women are significantly more tolerant of my autistic tendencies than men.
need a finnish gf
The solution seems obvious
81901612
you do food reviews in suits
>you wake up and you're 25
>your youth has passed in the blink of an eye, the supposed """"best years of your life"""
>nothing happened
i-it's gonna get better r-right guys
Idk she's mentally handicapped
>lol look at this incel lads haha xd am i right xd
>foregoing the 'ol when it's not a social thing makes me celibate
for the millionth time the aus makes himself look like an absolute brainlet virgin
the ideal gf
Just pray the grim reaper pays you a visit sooner rather than 50 years from now
good lad, can't afford cruisers 2bh but drop some /brit/ gimmicks for me lad, give them the /brit/pill
'ce
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The wife
??????? she looks over 18 for sure
You are a runt for giving up alcohol because you can't handle it outside a social setting.
Just rape her then, if she squeals say she’s having an episode
thoughts?
Desu in 3 months when she turns 18 we are putting her in assisted living
having good taste is 'cy
will do m8. sink some goon and pass on my best to the qt's
you see the thing about wacky bruces is they're just so bloody wacky ahah
t. seething runt
took this through the make-up thing and the result is grim
what's her disability
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any white "people" here? show yourselves and i will make you into a mutt (like myself)
this time for free
a nigger made of poo
Sounds grim mate, life growing up at home wasnt great I take it
if by best you mean autistic shitposting and alienating them then yes i will do so
NIGGER
i have aids
NIGGER
poo ngiger
There's a difference between "I have no need for or interest in getting myself pissed up alone because I've got more fulfilling use of my time" than "I can't handle the drink fuckk lads I've got to quit it melts meee".
Actual retard.
A real pooman bean
I'm worried I'll go to assisted living one day for the 'tism. Ahhhh.
when autistic people listen to their anime sound tracks on youtube they don't they dont even look at the comments . they just stare mesmerised at the colours repeating it over and over again at random intervals.
that means the people in youtube comments are neurotypicals. sounds like they're the crazy ones
>Uhm, try again sweety
pakis confirmed for posting in brit
looks like she has too much self esteem for my tastes desu
low IQ. She's basically a 7 year old even though she's 17
It was awful. Ruined my life tbqhwyf
anyone have any ideas for the final solution to the wacky bruce problem
Don't think there's anything wrong with saying nigger 2bh reckon folk should stop being slaves to words and labels
ahh yes, the "wacky bruce" pom has arrived.
thinking about jesus
wish I could get some assistance with living
introduce strawpedos to the party and you'll be a riot
>get bottles of beer/cruiser/anything or even fill empty bottles with goon
>put plastic straw in bottle
>put mouth on bottle and keep straw out of mouth
>straw breaks airlock
>you can neck entire bottles in under 3 seconds
it's an absolute riot
>I did it because I went through shit that reminded me of her
still sounds like external blame lad, you could've stilled faced yourself up and said "I really want to hit her up, but I know it isn't a good idea"
it's the other way around tho...
I've always wanted that. No more housework. Housework truly is the worst thing in the world
Fuck sake why are there so many mental spastics in this general
There’s a whole board dedicated to the mentally ill and virgins of this world and they even have a very similar thread to this one
Fuck Off there
going to smoke some weed with the bois but going to come back anyways
>be me
>take a naughty pill
>in nightclub
>having a laugh
>see girl i've flirted with 2 years back and see in library where we make eye contact all the time
>friend having come up in shelter
>sits down next to same girl near said
>OI M8 U HAVIN BAD COMEUP YEAH
>talk to m8
>he's like be quiet ffs lmao
>talks to girl who's with a guy
>guy is good looking sharp eyes nice hair
>her: haha yeah he's my housemate you know first year housemate sexual tension and all
>me: (in my mind go all /r/incel fucking shagging bitch being bitter to me
>fuck her m8 forget her
>her and my mate talk he's chatting bollocks on the mdma
>him: her and her good looking mate should neck
>her: nah you two should (me and my mate)
>fuck her she's a bitch i'll neck my mate
>neck him hard
>she goes a minute after
>go to my mate, yeah she's a bitch we've flirted like fuck and she's like saying how she shags a guy in front of me
>my mate: yeah she said she never shagged him he even asked just then and she said no
>be my thoughts
>realise i had a massive shit test and failed bad
>start crying inside
>go home
>high as fuck
this 2bh
matt
/r9k/ is full of fags and immoral people. Every Discord of theirs I've been on is disgusting.
Paki calling the Somalian nigger
oh yeah. i didnt send anything autistic or anything and she replied immediately upon seeing it the next morning and thought it was funny.
the thing that happened just bummed me out, and i was absolutely cunt eyed at the time so i thought "ill message her haha"
nary a pixel
runt made a runt post
sounds like a severe learning disability not low iq
>the party
lad i'm just going to talk to chicks from /soc/
i'm not a chad like you, i don't leave the house or go into shops that aren't named 'dan murphy's'
fags and immoral people
Yeah that's it. She has low IQ as well
NEED a robot gf lads
love camel toes in tights
190 PUSSY
YOU EVER GONNA MEET UP WITH ME AND GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD KICKED IN?
YOU LITTLE FUCKING PUSSY
IM GONNA FUCKING BATTER YOU
does it run in the family?
sue
yeah but that's hardly worth mentioning. functional people can have low iq . low iq isn't what's preventing your sister living independently.
Need an introvert GF that could tolerate my autism.
he's American, no-one runs in his family
if there's grass on the wicket, you can play cricket
oh damn, i thought you had a rager lined up too lad
girls from /soc/ arent too bad from what i hear, good luck lad
I suppose. Shan't be having kids on the chance they end up like her
Good one
>functional
Idk about that
>she wants a man with autism
Said no one ever
Face it life fucked you in the arsehole, now head on over to r9k where you can discuss it among your own people
The Rawalpindi experiments saw the British send hundreds of Indian soldiers into gas chambers and test mustard gas on them to find out if it inflicted greater damage on non-white skin.
still howling at turtlemong's awful checked shirt from earlier hahaha
he actually bought that voluntarily and then wore it with confidence
why would someone from reddit come to Sup Forums and dictate where people on Sup Forums should be posting? are they immune to hypocrisy?
oh no, what was it
favorite posts
did u save it? i wasnt present to witness the state of his fashion choices