/southerns/ - south europe

invited:italy,greece,portugal,spain
not invited:notherns

Fuck whiteniggers.

Hiya

Albanian subhuman

Sup

Spics aren't south Europe

>Southern Europeans
>South Europe

I think not sweety

is he ok?

I have bad news to you...

Why would you post it? I thought you were the good guys

Ugh... you're support to put a space after commas, semicolons and colons.

you mean supposed perhaps?

No, I mean, hello I am speaking Microsoft tech support, how may I help you? Okay, raep u next week? Bitch, lasagna.

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>Bitch, lasagna
Always makes me laugh

>ywn be alberto barbosa
why live

my mom loves india

Daily reminder that italians are better than other humans and all americans deserve cancer. If your girlfriend isn't italian, then she's garbage.

Ask her to send bobs and vegenes to my Whatsapp.

is Provence invited?

Muito bom dia a todos.

Sou americano, e estou a aprender português. Estou convidado?

Also how do I xicota catalana?

fr*nch dogs are not allowed in here, sorry

even if i'm from Nice?

I would think all of the Occitanie is invited even if the language is dead. I went to Toulouse over summer and it felt more like Rome than Paris.

>Occitanie
It's a meme invented by Toulouse's subhumans

subhuman

my ancestor :)

see a snownigger
pull the trigger

>mfw when n*rdics come to Greece

>see a snownigger
>he starts complaining about cicadas

I bet you'd rather refugees come instead (:

non italian subhuman

why don't the snow niggers like them?

>The same childhood friend reported in a letter that Columbus had provided one of the captured indigenous women to him. He wrote, "While I was in the boat, I captured a very beautiful Carib woman, whom the said Lord Admiral gave to me. When I had taken her to my cabin she was naked—as was their custom. I was filled with a desire to take my pleasure with her and attempted to satisfy my desire. She was unwilling, and so treated me with her nails that I wished I had never begun. But—to cut a long story short—I then took a piece of rope and whipped her soundly, and she let forth such incredible screams that you would not have believed your ears. Eventually we came to such terms, I assure you, that you would have thought that she had been brought up in a school for whores."

i want a spanish bf to tell me sweet things in his sweet language

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Only if they come as tourists, they behave better than everyone.

how smelly are italian girls

come si filtra la bandiera statunitense?

Volta para o teu país, seu violador

Start sinking refugee boats and germany will forgive debts.

China is our friend, fuck the G*Rmans

>at what price
I am certain that the Chinese will instill a sense of work ethic into us.
Or death but both are acceptable.

they're just mad Greece is fucking up Germany's "turn the EU into a superpower we control" ambition

i for one welcome our new chink overlords

>M*ds

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>like watching Varg
>med
it's a weird feeling

>atlantugal
>med
pls

achMEDS aren't allowed to watch Varg

Salve, sons of rome

are you a girl?

>enter thread
>ameriCANI

Germans and EU are making deals with the chinese too, mainly as a response to the retarded protectionism trying to be imposed from the white house
>being glad that the chinese do censorship all over Europe and USA

>enter thread
>SHITalian

Daily reminder your shithole country is literally named after an italian.

obvious samefag

fucking ameritard

That's not me you southern shitskin.

nice edit

>Souther shitskin
Your country is named after an Italian, you mutt

I am italian with a proxy you albanian subhuman

parla in italiano allora

ragazze italiane sono carine

CARINE

ok, you proved you're not italian
also the girl you posted is a "southern shitskin"

Hello :)

I am italain

Il ritardo gente
IL RITARDO

ah yes, an italian who can't speak italian

Si chiamano terroni

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Like changing a flat tire and sewing on a button, knowing how to bake a cake from scratch is an essential life skill. (Dang, I keep meaning to learn how to change a tire.) It might not be as important as starting a fire without matches, but it’s not far behind. Everybody needs cake!

People always assume that because I bake, I’m a whiz at cooking too. It’s not true. Baking and cooking are two entirely different things. I don’t throw ingredients in a pan and create magic. That’s cooking. But I do carefully measure ingredients according to a recipe and create chemical reactions that result in deliciousness. That’s baking.

Which brings me to rule number one in baking a cake: Follow the recipe closely. Don’t add “a dash of this” and a “dash of that” unless you’re comfortable experimenting and can accept the risk of a flat, too dense or undercooked cake. Precision is important. Before you even begin, read through the recipe and make sure you have all the ingredients and know-how.

So let’s bake a simple, universally adored cake: plain yellow. And if you aren’t ready for scratch yet, the rules below also apply to baking a cake from a mix.

Poor Malta is not included :(

malta is italian

And us!
Did you forgot about Gibraltar

No we don't forgot you guys :)
You are simply NOT invited

*british
You bombed them that’s about the most Italian influence they have

We are irrelevant.

British my ass.

Hello, friend :)

;-;
Thats quite rude desu I hope you appoglise

Who cares Malta was never italian.
And hardly the world remember their existence, we are more butthurt about Istria

Hello, my 100% MED brother

I have mediterranean ancestry :-)

I really like spain very nice MED country :)

Only if you post beurettes

I do. Give reparations.

I like greece too :))

Norther italy is not med. Look at a map, they're way farther north than half of france and all of spain and portugal. Venice, milan, turin are all much more like western european cities than southern european. The people don't even look med. The food isn't med. The language isn't med. North italy is cold and has mountains, the people have pale skin and are tall and dinarid looking.

Venice is literally in the Mediterranean Sea.
It get flooded with marea too so for 3 hour you can say it's under the Mediterranean Sea
t. I live there

Marea -> Tide

Adriatic sea. Come on man, look at these people. These are not meds, you could drop them off in austria or germany and nobody would question them.

the adriatic sea is a shitty lake that happens to be connected to the mediterranean sea

>starts sobbing over his dead friend near the end
just kill me

El Monstruo....

t. Ritardato
Solo la laguna é pessima per ovvie ragioni.
Ma se vai in Croazia (il mare é lo stesso) le spiagge sono fantastiche

I live in the north retard
And here nobody care for your race obsession cancer
We are full xenophobic but no racist

>north italy
>doesn't care about race

>let me tell you about your country

El fin de los tiempos....

La guerras dei dos mundos

>american education that thinks that meds are arabs or some.... always dumb always ridiculous.