West Slavs

What are their relations like? Do they consider themselves to be brothers, or are they butthurt at each other like Ukraine and Russia are?

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They're all the same, except that Pooland is retardedly religious while Czechoslovakia isn't.
You will see people on here claiming that the Czechs are "honorary Germans" or something along these lines, but their country is the same post-communist ugly shithole as any other eastern-european country. Not to mention that they exported products which were so shitty that they literally killed people all across the former eastern block (including eastern germany), I'm referring to their methanol poisoned alcohols.
All of them stole clay from Germany.

They're all the same shit.

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as Slavs, is in fact, Wends and Slavs, or as I've recently taken to calling it, masterrace and slavshits. Slavs are not an ethnic group unto itself, but merely a linguistic group made useful by based Wends, a vital group thanks to which Europe exists.
Many Sup Forums users mistake Wends for Slavs every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Wendish group is often called "Slavs", and many of Sup Forumsolerants are not aware that it is basically the Wends, a Central European masterrace.
There really are Slavs, but Wends are no part of it. Wends are different, much more civilized and stuff. This is essential for you to realize. Slavs often include Wends, but basically it's Slavs with Wends added. All the so called "Western Slavs" are really Wends

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I don't give a fuck about them desu

During the Munich agreement the Poles actually ganged up on the Czechs together with Hitler and annexed a part of their land.
During the invasion of Poland by Nazi Germany Slovakia was a fascist dictatorship allied with Hitler and invaded Poland together with Germany.
It is a fascinating relationship

To be fair, the area invaded by the Poles was basically Polish anyways, since it had a large Polish ethnic majority and had belonged to the Polish crown for centuries before that, and the Slovaks were a German puppet state and didn't have any say in regard to invading Poland.

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Interesting, I didn't know that. Thanks.

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>ot to mention that they exported products which were so shitty that they literally killed people all across the former eastern block (including eastern germany), I'm referring to their methanol poisoned alcohols.

Do you know why wine from Austria and Italy still isn't popular?

Huge scandal in the 1980s they added anti-freeze to their wine.

>Italy
Expected as much
>Austria
Now that is a surprise.

Kek, now imagine if we had all teamed up against the USSR instead of backstabbing and stealing each others lands

It varies by the individual obviously, but I'd say we recognize ourselves as equals, more or less, with a tinge of mild affection as fellow post-communists.
For the most part we don't really care though.

We Czechs consider ourselves somewhat superior to Poles and Slovaks, although at the end of the day we consider ourselves superior to everyone and merely victims of circumstance when our shortcomings come into question.

haha yeah, "glikoliches oesterreich"

of course that is no excuse for our criminals who poisoned their product (and other products when bootlegging) recently.

As a matter of fact Poles had a somewhat valid claim to that land, and had your grandfather's people and your grandmother's people not decide to divide poland among themselves that piece of land would've been safer for many of its inhabitants than under german care.

The Czechs have the highest wages in eastern Europe (after Estonia?) I think, and Prague is one of the most beautiful cities on the continent. But in what other ways are you superior to other Slavs?

I did not say we ARE superior, just that we consider ourselves such. We just see ourselves as smarter, funnier and more skilled than everyone else.

Here's a clip our government prepared for EU presidency. The motto "we'll sweeten it for the Europe" can be interpreted as either "we'll make it pleasant" or as "we'll humiliate them"
youtube.com/watch?v=1pVoUE5_yXs

Nah, average wage here is almost 300€ higher than in Czech Republic

don't forget u wuz killing germans n shiet

Generally speaking Czech and Slovaks are very liked here. I cannot think about any serious issue between our countries today. Also that "refugee" crisis made our countries closer.

Well, these are exactly the three countries in which Wiedźmin built a cult following right from the beginning, long before the rest of the world heard about it thanks to the games.

>Czechoslovakia
my sides holy shit.

always funny when Czechs and Poles of all non-Germans make Red Army rape jokes