Vocaroo thread Post vocaroos Post shit you want people to say Keep the gay shit to a minimum
For starters let’s do this one :^)
>One of the biggest mistakes moot made in relation to Sup Forums was brining back Sup Forums. Another mistake was not deleting it again, for good, before he fucked off to Google. Your scum has done more damage to this site over the past few years than even legun fags were able to do during the whole chanology cancer. Don't act fucking surprised when more and more anons become properly feed up with your shit. Sup Forums represents normalfaggotry and conservative/religioustard bullshit in an intense and poorly contained manner, of which strikes at the very heart of everything Sup Forums is not. You're basically the antithesis of this place and you act like Muslims in European countries who go around trying to enforce sharia law in self created ghettos. Only worse, because your ilk want all of Sup Forums to become one big Sup Forumstard ghetto.
>You have no comprehension of just how much many anons here truly hate you and your cancerous fucking board. You represent everything people come to Sup Forums to try and get away from. You will never be welcome and you do not belong here.
Here is something for the skandi/kiwi/Singaporean posters
This poem is dedicated to all the cute Estonian boys that post anime pictures on Sup Forums.
Is the ass the center, or is it the bottom? These are timeless questions that won't be forgotten. Stumps, rumps, humps and glomps, all the same if we wish to pump and dump. But there are some derrieres above others, butts that need dedication but won't bother. We can look in the West, we can look in the South, we can look everywhere and still have a dry mouth. This is when I figured that I'd have to do more, much more work than ever before. But then it finally happened, God answered my prayers, cute Eestibois on Sup Forums, there is love in the air. Like a lion I wave my majestic mane, pick a funny meme to impress, cute anime girls and bane. Like a magical singing bird they begin to giggle, I feel my passion expand to be much bigger. This is all true, word for word, so please wipe off that shit-eating-smirk. But like in all things this poem must come to an end, I just wish that in love we would no longer have to pretend.
Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie w Szczebrzeszynie, W szczękach chrząszcza trzeszczy miąższ, Czcza szczypawka czka w Szczecinie, Chrząszcza szczudłem przechrzcił wąż, Strząsa skrzydła z dżdżu, A trzmiel w puszczy, tuż przy Pszczynie, Straszny wszczyna szum...
Czesał czyżyk czarny koczek, czyszcząc w koczku każdy loczek. Po czym przykrył koczek toczkiem, lecz część loczków wyszła boczkiem.
Dżdżystym rankiem gżegżółki i piegże, zamiast wziąć się za dżdżownice, nażarły się na czczo miąższu rzeżuchy i rzędem rzygały do rozżarzonej brytfanny.
We passed upon the stair We spoke of was and when Although I wasn't there He said I was his friend Which came as some surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you died alone A long long time ago
Oh no, not me I never lost control You're face to face With the man who sold the world
I laughed and shook his hand, And made my way back home I searched for form and land For years and years I roamed I gazed a gazely stare And all the millions here We must have died alone A long long time ago
Who knows? not me We never lost control You're face to face With the man who sold the world
Brody Moore
>literally just making noises wish “schchu” at the end We should have forced you cunts to adopt English after ww1 t b h
Since you are a vagina can you do this for me please > don't know about you, but I get really horny whenever I see Alex Jones host info wars. His thicc body makes me sexually exhilarated and on many occasions I have found myself ejaculating on my computer screen. His manly conservative stature could make any sexually active individual have feelings for him. On separate occasions I tried calling the live Infowars show to confess my love for Alex Jones. I repeatedly go over in my head what I'd say to him but I never have the courage to do it. Sometimes I think I should describe to him the sexual fantasy I have of him where I am dominated by him in bed after he consumes one of his male vitality products. His cock would grow 15 inches in length pulverizing my asshole and it'd feel great. This fantasy is what gets me off now a days. A couple weeks back i made my own Alex Jones love doll to satisfy my sexual desires for him. I bought an inflatable blow up doll on amazon (real high quality one, set me back 400$ but it was worth every penny) and a large dildo called "the American challenge". Thanks to my creative craftsman's ship I was able to print a good photo if Alex Jones's face and tape it onto the blowup dolls face. This somewhat worked in making my fantasy become real. But something feels missing. It is no secret that I am a huge fan when it comes to eating ass and as of a few days ago my mouth has been watering whenever I see Alex Jones bend down on his show. This has caused me to reach a climax like no other. I can't eat out my blow up dolls asshole since those dolls weren't meant for receiving rim jobs.
