China is the worst country on earth edition
/cum/
Did you enjoy my Maya posting, Maryland? haha
I aint readin all that shit
I caved and decorated early.
We Christmas now.
I always do, I'm usually not into STICC but shes really cute
Maya is my future wife
chinks = bad
colour choice raped my eyes, fuck you
the world will be better when every canadian is replaced by chinese
I am
Glad you did, boy
I just want to pull that thing out of her pig nose tbqh
She should definitely stop using piercings though
Tbqh she looks tasty here.
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
strawpoll.me
VERY important poll
One of my girlfriend's friends got one recently. I honestly don't understand why girls get them.
>no butthole option
Remake
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unsanitary
You don't love a girl if you wouldn't lick her butthole.
wish america was replaced by the chinese
Cuz women are fucking retarded, that's why
Did you install Lightshot? it's pretty useful stuff
same
Ah yes, I want to be dominated by a bunch of yellow dog-eating savages that have no culture except "be a mindless drone to the society you live in and exploit others to be a better drone" that will definitely be preferable to American pop culture I can choose to ignore to or not
what's the cat's name?
well the alcohol withdrawals have almost stopped
considering taking dph to go fight shadow monsters but i think that might end up in criminal charges
Byron, on account of his missing leg.
Might unironically get a face tattoo
lovely.
didn't know anyone still owned a vcr. But you do you
...
bad idea
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It's on
Good idea.
>ralph townsend
...
this is me
made a nice pork roast with fried potatoes and veggies
what is in the silver bottle? engine coolant?
>Calgary falls over and immediately starts seizing
Knowing she's a slut makes her less hot. Also >tattoo
lol yes
aparentely he stole that shit too, he didn't even noticed I think
a well balanced meal
What does pussy actually taste like? Cum smells like musky sweat and supposedly tastes salty. I would assume a vagina is of similar smell and taste.
It tastes like skin if it's clean
>if
not clicking this
Yes
Thankfully I've never tasted unwashed pussy
kek
>have unlimited internet plan
>ISP throttles after 500gb used
ahh yes, canadian ISPs and their “Fair Usage” policies
just don't use that much internet you fucking virgin
i’ll do whatever the fuck i want, chad
good man
poor kitters
Anyone else feel like there's some major sexual tension going on between Chads and virgins?
Can I get paid to suck cock and drink? Because that's the dream.
Pineapple makes your cum taste sweet. Red meat makes your cum taste bitter. What does alcohol do to your cum?
Gays not welcome
makes it chunky
jump down a mine shaft
>Toronto
Jump off a skyscraper.
well memed
Thank you.
exchanged my currency for an electronic art piece
browsing Sup Forums made me gay for traps
the only cure is death
Frog posting cured my autism :-)
thread theme
What exactly is this image trying to convey?
bags of sand
/cum/ is /dead/.
p-p-p
p-p
p-pe pen
p-pensy
p-p-p
p-p-p
p-pen
PENIS
Long live /cum/
the tum tum still feels weird
made absolutely zero atypical decisions
>friday night
>/cum/ is already /dead/
Oh well...
That's comfy, also looks like a room from the 90's.
hell is working retail late november and december
wonder what a handjob would feel like
>American shitposting hours
>No shitposting
masturbating bu with a backwards hand
no i mean from the hands in the pic
What are the best things i can do in Montreal? Im going next week and know very little about Canada
same shit
but she has 6 fingers
and?
i dont have 6 fingers
I just ate half of a large pizza. The pizza was 16" in diameter. That means it had a total area of approximately 201 square inches. Since I ate half of it, that means I ate approximately 100.5 square inches of pizza.
like care about or notice the amount of fingers on your dick when you masturbate
it's kind of like masturbating with latex gloves on
i ate too much pizza today
it was too greasy too
i just really liked the crust
I need to eat more fast food and watch more TV
>American pilot draws penis in air
Hihi American humor
usually has a slightly acidic taste, especially if they're wet. can start to smell slightly like fish if they haven't showered that day.
>wiki about polydactylism
>most of the names are pooinloo or chigh knees
that's absurd and you should feel bad
chicken gives me diarrhea
>buying EA games
end yourself