/cum/

China is the worst country on earth edition

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Did you enjoy my Maya posting, Maryland? haha

I aint readin all that shit

I caved and decorated early.

We Christmas now.

I always do, I'm usually not into STICC but shes really cute

Maya is my future wife

chinks = bad

colour choice raped my eyes, fuck you

the world will be better when every canadian is replaced by chinese

I am
Glad you did, boy

I just want to pull that thing out of her pig nose tbqh

She should definitely stop using piercings though

Tbqh she looks tasty here.

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One of my girlfriend's friends got one recently. I honestly don't understand why girls get them.

>no butthole option
Remake

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unsanitary

You don't love a girl if you wouldn't lick her butthole.

wish america was replaced by the chinese

Cuz women are fucking retarded, that's why
Did you install Lightshot? it's pretty useful stuff

same

Ah yes, I want to be dominated by a bunch of yellow dog-eating savages that have no culture except "be a mindless drone to the society you live in and exploit others to be a better drone" that will definitely be preferable to American pop culture I can choose to ignore to or not

what's the cat's name?

well the alcohol withdrawals have almost stopped
considering taking dph to go fight shadow monsters but i think that might end up in criminal charges

Byron, on account of his missing leg.

Might unironically get a face tattoo

lovely.

didn't know anyone still owned a vcr. But you do you

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bad idea

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It's on

Good idea.

>ralph townsend

...

this is me

made a nice pork roast with fried potatoes and veggies

what is in the silver bottle? engine coolant?

>Calgary falls over and immediately starts seizing

Knowing she's a slut makes her less hot. Also >tattoo

lol yes
aparentely he stole that shit too, he didn't even noticed I think

a well balanced meal

What does pussy actually taste like? Cum smells like musky sweat and supposedly tastes salty. I would assume a vagina is of similar smell and taste.

It tastes like skin if it's clean

>if

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not clicking this

Yes
Thankfully I've never tasted unwashed pussy

kek

>have unlimited internet plan
>ISP throttles after 500gb used

ahh yes, canadian ISPs and their “Fair Usage” policies

just don't use that much internet you fucking virgin

i’ll do whatever the fuck i want, chad

good man

poor kitters

Anyone else feel like there's some major sexual tension going on between Chads and virgins?

Can I get paid to suck cock and drink? Because that's the dream.

Pineapple makes your cum taste sweet. Red meat makes your cum taste bitter. What does alcohol do to your cum?

Gays not welcome

makes it chunky

jump down a mine shaft

>Toronto
Jump off a skyscraper.

well memed

Thank you.

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exchanged my currency for an electronic art piece

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i win

browsing Sup Forums made me gay for traps

the only cure is death

Frog posting cured my autism :-)

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What exactly is this image trying to convey?

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bags of sand

/cum/ is /dead/.

p-p-p
p-p
p-pe pen
p-pensy
p-p-p
p-p-p
p-pen
PENIS

Long live /cum/

the tum tum still feels weird
made absolutely zero atypical decisions

>friday night
>/cum/ is already /dead/

Oh well...

That's comfy, also looks like a room from the 90's.

hell is working retail late november and december

wonder what a handjob would feel like

>American shitposting hours
>No shitposting

masturbating bu with a backwards hand

no i mean from the hands in the pic

What are the best things i can do in Montreal? Im going next week and know very little about Canada

same shit

but she has 6 fingers

and?

i dont have 6 fingers

I just ate half of a large pizza. The pizza was 16" in diameter. That means it had a total area of approximately 201 square inches. Since I ate half of it, that means I ate approximately 100.5 square inches of pizza.

like care about or notice the amount of fingers on your dick when you masturbate

it's kind of like masturbating with latex gloves on

i ate too much pizza today
it was too greasy too
i just really liked the crust

I need to eat more fast food and watch more TV

>American pilot draws penis in air

Hihi American humor

usually has a slightly acidic taste, especially if they're wet. can start to smell slightly like fish if they haven't showered that day.

>wiki about polydactylism
>most of the names are pooinloo or chigh knees

that's absurd and you should feel bad

chicken gives me diarrhea

>buying EA games

end yourself