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i wanted a crab edition
James Joyce reincarnated?
i am bully brits. i chased this little english boy the other night. he had a Fresh haircut. he was corned in an Alleyway off of mainstreet by the CVS pharmacy and I forced his face down into a puddle down an alley. his hair was Bleached Blonde it was very fresh looking. his hair looked like justin beavers hair. i yelled at him and slapped him on the ears as i pulled down his Brunello Cucinelli Sweatpants. he was crying and talking a lot. i pulled off his Nike Air Zoom Pegasus shoes and then i pulled off his Dolce & Gabbana Coat and then i pulled off his Dolce & Gabbana T-Shirt. i slathered him in Dirt and Mud and Trash. his Blond hair was no longer Blond it was Dirty. he was no Longer wearing clothing outside of Brown socks. i put his clothing over On the side in a Pile. he was very scared and i was very angry. my penis was very angry. my penis was at its full Length of five and three quarter inches. his Buttcheeks were very white his butthole was very red. i tested it with my finger. his butthole was very tight. i covered his butthole with Bertolli Extra Virgin Olive Oil from the grocery store Shoprite. my finger was in his butthole. now My penis was in his butthole.
the virgin sip
don't support cruelty to chickens
thanks lads fair complement
the name's riley jazz hands sticka of cornelius, oregon
can relate
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babestation
God hates fags
me on the far right
out of beer
no drunker
NEED a neglected gf of fagchad to give the auld one two three second pump n dump m chump
cheeky lads
Anyway, your thoughts on the Mexican exchange student creaming on my cock? Her ass was fat and it was probably the best sex ive ever had. Might go to Latin America next year for sex tourism, where would you recommend?
You arent a v*rgin, are you?
I used to work on a chicken farm
Put quite a lot of those feathery cunts out of their misery
are ian > are moz
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>Her ass was fat
death is a mercy comapred to being a fat kot or a toilposter
checked
so tolerant
little was it known it was actually fat arsed enlighswomen that killed off the famine
I have the best boxing technique ITT 2bh
Daddy did bareknuckle boxing and im northumberland regional champ
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
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Sinead with hair was qt
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would rip her apart like a picture of the pope
*360 degree spinning kicks you in the head*
Heh... Never saw it coming
it's a shame she decided to become a feminist, but it ruined her career so i hope she learned her lesson
> Why this British Asian doesn't listen to Morrissey any more
>His latest gaffe is probably one too many - there comes a time when you can't listen to music made by someone whose views you find repugnant
in de mood for a rebel chorus me bois
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mush a ring mush a room mush a ra tiocfaidh ar la
sinead's feed and seed
excellent post
OwO
whats this?
I go out at 2AM every night to the 24 hour Asda and buy an entire chocolate cake and eat it. Been doing this for six weeks now.
RIP lilly allen
gainz?
I bet he still listens to Gary Glitter though
bought a gram nugget of sour diesel for 15 quid and got nearly a gram of the shitty bits at the bottom of the bag for a fiver
not bad is it
Fatty.
Protogf has well and truly gone off me for absolutely no discernable reason. Fucking HATE dealing with women.
bird = yank
finger = /brit/ penis
she was like an Irish Winona before the drugs
Bunch of bloody soyboys itt
Need more funny drunken Irish ramblings so I can compile them into a short novel and be credited as the second coming of Joyce
how do you know it was sour diesel?
if you have below average test levels you shouldn't have any rights
honestly looks like a fucking troll
fuck off the second comings are mine
Keep them coming you fenian bustid
jingle jangle
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Not wrecked yet but I'm getting there surely
>gay transgender "woman"
Gotta be an easier way to get pussy than that.
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>honestly you're a literal sociopath, I personally couldn't care less what some bellend rambles on about to his barber
Kindest thing I've hesrd all night.
worst opinion on hairdressing though
Fuckin hate getting a nicky buzz
Bottle of Jameson and a frozen pizza for dins lads
still lis'ning to 'dolf Gitler.
at least cook the pizza
silly yank
Post your ring finger and let us see if you have proper test
star trek but alcoholism
This image could do with a few pixels beto
i guess i dont, but i trust him.
its not like the typical weed you buy from a 16 year old for a 10er.
it doesnt make me anxious at all, smells nice, looks nice and always comes as a single solid dense nugget
he had weed that was fucking purple last month as well. never seen weed like it before.
the irish always talk about drugs, and getting drunk
out of mein kampfort zone
awareness... returning
dislike this feeling
losing awareness and struggling to keep it is better
Sounds like Mexicans
beyond comprehension, my spirit is become.
only after the day is done
tell me, is corona or estrella or whichever one is mexirunt any better over there?
Except Mexicans cannae handle their drink the wee sprouts
can't believe he's gone
racist bigot
lil deep 6ft deep
bars
beyond consumption my spirits have gone
rip in peace pewds
it truly was time to stop
could take on about 10 of him, dead or alive.
That they cannot
They get sloppy after 2 micheladas
Yeah your ma was getting very sloppy all over my michelada the dirty little hure, gave her a right pumping. that little slut will be siring my childer soon enough.
imagine being such a runtoid you mix your alcohol with fruit and sugar and not harder spirits
lil poop
Imagine being irish for a day
what xavier dolan film is this from
same
wish i coulda sucked him off before he died desu
Ya — lipidic gainz.
Sounds like an infinitely better existence than being a mexirunt 2bh
like airports but would hate going through one on a regular basis
I've always wanted a baby brother!
can't be racist if minority
is his willy inside that other man???
hate to see the other applicants
haitiANO is a far right guy
can't be minority if white
ergo yanks not white
aha ada boiiiii
am i gay for finding him extremely attractive?
that isn't the best image of him desu, he's a proper qt in his final instagram posts though
any benefit cheat man in?
like pretzels
great american cuisine
I must be getting old because I'd never heard of this guy prior to his death. Listening to his music, nothing of value was lost
got a jewey nose
fucking shite irish genetics man