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i wanted a crab edition

James Joyce reincarnated?

i am bully brits. i chased this little english boy the other night. he had a Fresh haircut. he was corned in an Alleyway off of mainstreet by the CVS pharmacy and I forced his face down into a puddle down an alley. his hair was Bleached Blonde it was very fresh looking. his hair looked like justin beavers hair. i yelled at him and slapped him on the ears as i pulled down his Brunello Cucinelli Sweatpants. he was crying and talking a lot. i pulled off his Nike Air Zoom Pegasus shoes and then i pulled off his Dolce & Gabbana Coat and then i pulled off his Dolce & Gabbana T-Shirt. i slathered him in Dirt and Mud and Trash. his Blond hair was no longer Blond it was Dirty. he was no Longer wearing clothing outside of Brown socks. i put his clothing over On the side in a Pile. he was very scared and i was very angry. my penis was very angry. my penis was at its full Length of five and three quarter inches. his Buttcheeks were very white his butthole was very red. i tested it with my finger. his butthole was very tight. i covered his butthole with Bertolli Extra Virgin Olive Oil from the grocery store Shoprite. my finger was in his butthole. now My penis was in his butthole.

the virgin sip

don't support cruelty to chickens

thanks lads fair complement

the name's riley jazz hands sticka of cornelius, oregon

can relate
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babestation

God hates fags

choon

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me on the far right

out of beer
no drunker

NEED a neglected gf of fagchad to give the auld one two three second pump n dump m chump

cheeky lads

Anyway, your thoughts on the Mexican exchange student creaming on my cock? Her ass was fat and it was probably the best sex ive ever had. Might go to Latin America next year for sex tourism, where would you recommend?

You arent a v*rgin, are you?

I used to work on a chicken farm
Put quite a lot of those feathery cunts out of their misery

are ian > are moz
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>Her ass was fat

death is a mercy comapred to being a fat kot or a toilposter

checked

so tolerant

little was it known it was actually fat arsed enlighswomen that killed off the famine

I have the best boxing technique ITT 2bh

Daddy did bareknuckle boxing and im northumberland regional champ

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

81933026

Sinead with hair was qt
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would rip her apart like a picture of the pope

*360 degree spinning kicks you in the head*
Heh... Never saw it coming

it's a shame she decided to become a feminist, but it ruined her career so i hope she learned her lesson

> Why this British Asian doesn't listen to Morrissey any more
>His latest gaffe is probably one too many - there comes a time when you can't listen to music made by someone whose views you find repugnant

in de mood for a rebel chorus me bois

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mush a ring mush a room mush a ra tiocfaidh ar la

sinead's feed and seed

excellent post

OwO
whats this?

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I go out at 2AM every night to the 24 hour Asda and buy an entire chocolate cake and eat it. Been doing this for six weeks now.

RIP lilly allen

gainz?

I bet he still listens to Gary Glitter though

bought a gram nugget of sour diesel for 15 quid and got nearly a gram of the shitty bits at the bottom of the bag for a fiver
not bad is it

Fatty.

Protogf has well and truly gone off me for absolutely no discernable reason. Fucking HATE dealing with women.

bird = yank
finger = /brit/ penis

she was like an Irish Winona before the drugs

Bunch of bloody soyboys itt

Need more funny drunken Irish ramblings so I can compile them into a short novel and be credited as the second coming of Joyce

how do you know it was sour diesel?

if you have below average test levels you shouldn't have any rights

honestly looks like a fucking troll

fuck off the second comings are mine

Keep them coming you fenian bustid

jingle jangle
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Not wrecked yet but I'm getting there surely

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>gay transgender "woman"

Gotta be an easier way to get pussy than that.

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>honestly you're a literal sociopath, I personally couldn't care less what some bellend rambles on about to his barber
Kindest thing I've hesrd all night.
worst opinion on hairdressing though

Fuckin hate getting a nicky buzz

Bottle of Jameson and a frozen pizza for dins lads

still lis'ning to 'dolf Gitler.

at least cook the pizza

silly yank

Post your ring finger and let us see if you have proper test

star trek but alcoholism

This image could do with a few pixels beto

i guess i dont, but i trust him.
its not like the typical weed you buy from a 16 year old for a 10er.
it doesnt make me anxious at all, smells nice, looks nice and always comes as a single solid dense nugget
he had weed that was fucking purple last month as well. never seen weed like it before.

the irish always talk about drugs, and getting drunk

out of mein kampfort zone

awareness... returning
dislike this feeling
losing awareness and struggling to keep it is better

Sounds like Mexicans

beyond comprehension, my spirit is become.

only after the day is done
tell me, is corona or estrella or whichever one is mexirunt any better over there?

Except Mexicans cannae handle their drink the wee sprouts

can't believe he's gone

racist bigot

lil deep 6ft deep

bars

beyond consumption my spirits have gone

rip in peace pewds
it truly was time to stop

could take on about 10 of him, dead or alive.

That they cannot
They get sloppy after 2 micheladas

Yeah your ma was getting very sloppy all over my michelada the dirty little hure, gave her a right pumping. that little slut will be siring my childer soon enough.

imagine being such a runtoid you mix your alcohol with fruit and sugar and not harder spirits

lil poop

Imagine being irish for a day

what xavier dolan film is this from

same
wish i coulda sucked him off before he died desu

Ya — lipidic gainz.

Sounds like an infinitely better existence than being a mexirunt 2bh

like airports but would hate going through one on a regular basis

I've always wanted a baby brother!

can't be racist if minority

is his willy inside that other man???

hate to see the other applicants

haitiANO is a far right guy

can't be minority if white
ergo yanks not white

aha ada boiiiii

am i gay for finding him extremely attractive?
that isn't the best image of him desu, he's a proper qt in his final instagram posts though

any benefit cheat man in?

like pretzels

great american cuisine

I must be getting old because I'd never heard of this guy prior to his death. Listening to his music, nothing of value was lost

got a jewey nose
fucking shite irish genetics man