1.) Your cuntry

1.) Your cuntry
2.) Which Star Wars character is your cuntry?

>1.) Canada
>2.) Taun taun

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R2-D2

Obi Wan

No Japan, you are Admiral Tessek

Seems like you would be Darth Vader and UK would be Obi Wan.

that's a Britbong

more like Jabba the Hut

mehe

Who would be Luke?

pakistan

Is Israel Watto, the obviously Jewish slave owner and salvage dealer, or is Israel the thieving little desert merchant Jawas?

Han solo, the most alpha male of them all

EA IS EVIL!!!!
hahahah poorfags

Israel is Watto
Jawas are Arabs

Goddamnit you utter embarrassment
Wedge Antilles or Kylo Ren if we're being honest with ourselves

no shit, i don't even remember which episode that motherfucker appeared in, a fucking irrelevant cunt.
R2-D2 on the other hand is:
>capable
>loyal
>courageous
>stubborn
>short
>kawaii
>speak gibberish
pretty much japan

Sand people are Arabs obviously

multiple types of Arab if we're gonna split hairs

At best you are Kamino, creepy skinny black eyed fuckers who arr rook same, that live on a little island surrounded by tempestuous seas, and dabble in weird science shit.

New Zealand is R2D2

I don't know who any of those characters are besides the gay robot and the trash can so probably the trash can

japan is ackbar

i do

im not marrying you fag

there is no need to tell us about the things you don't know, it's wierd

Israel is Sheev

What's that film that you love? The one about the fucking hairdresser, the space hairdresser and the cowboy. The guy, he's got a tin foil pal and a pedal bin. His father's a robot and he's fucking fucked his sister. Lego! They're all made of fucking Lego.

what the shit are you talking about

the one that cost 60,000 credits

Israel is probably a lot of characters, I WONDER THE FUCK WHY

kek

I don't know, Padmé maybe?

you would self-describe as uninteresting furniture, Sweden?

that one Ewok that dies shot by an AT-ST on Endor

I don't know, I can't really think of anything better

Threepio

Israel is unironically Yoda.

...

>small
>but powerful thanks to his great ally

>but powerful thanks to his great ally
the force? lel

>implying America isn't the Force

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lmao, what an ignorant leaf you are. Japan is destined to be one of primary characters in Star Wars franchise, which was inspired and influenced by Japan pretty much: essentially, it's a space samurai movie, where the Jedi, a space samurai, coming from a Japanese word 'jidai', wielding light sabre instead of katana, fight for the great cause with their mystical, spiritual power reinforced through a training reminiscent of Zen practice and Japanese dojo shit, and is full of hommages to samurai and Kurosawa's samurai films. If anything, you should be grateful to me for not rightfully claiming all the Jedi.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi#Etymology
>The word "jedi" is said to have been adapted by George Lucas from Japanese 時代劇 (jidaigeki) (meaning "period drama" motion pictures about samurai),[2] or perhaps inspired by the words Jed (King) and Jeddak (Emperor) in the Barsoom series by Edgar Rice Burroughs, a series that Lucas considered adapting to film.[3][4]

Gungans.

>corrupted and disfigured
>can't live without his life support(oil)
>subservient to real villian Palpatine(China)
yea sounds about right.