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przypadek charlesa dextera warda H.P lovecrafta
Fiasko Lema
Sztuka wojny Sun Tsu
Metody wojskowe Sun Pin
O wojnie Clausewitz'a
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No ładnie. Połowa należy do domeny publicznej.

tostuję smoka

kupuje nawet jesli jest publiczna bo lubie ksiązki na półkach układać.

smoki są ładne

youtube.com/watch?v=mnu2lMunSPY
UUUUOUOUOUOUO SŁODKI BANANANANANAANN

szukam chłopaka

O, takie właśnie lubię. Masz więcej?

Ne istnieje zbyt dużo artów tego typu, ale podzielę się tym, co mam

>tug nigdy nie pociągniesz takiej za ogon

>za ucho też nie
ludzie

chyba za rogi

Thinking about moving to Poland and acquiring a Polish wife

można i tak

o kurwa jaka ocena w user score

metacritic.com/game/pc/star-wars-battlefront-ii

może tym razem EA zdechnie

Fuck off we're full

couple things you need to do first
1) are you black? you must be in order to get polish wife
2)are you rich? no slavic woman will love you for who you are, they are all gold diggers
3)are you ready to be cucked? every 1 in 5 kids born in Poland aren't raised by their biological fathers.
If you answered 3 times yes then come take your pick

o co chodzi z tym battlefrontem bo nie gram w to nie wiem o co się rozchodzi, że niby gra chujowa?

każą ci wyłożyć 60 eurosów za pudełko + mikrotransakcje żeby w ogóle grać

jak nie chcesz płacić mikrotransakcji to musisz grindować po 80 godzin nawet żeby odblokować jedną postać na przykład

przejebane

ale najgorsze że EA zaraz zareklamuje następny gniot i wszystkie dzieciaczki polecą kupić od razu bo mmmmmmmmmmmm graficzka taka ładna i reklamy takie zajebiste

tl;dr gracze to podludzie i zasłużyli sobie na ruchanie

I would like to say this to all the Poles who work in my office, but I don't think it would go down too well

1) No
2) Not by UK standards, but by Polish standards I'm probably richer than most (I have £12k in savings)
3) If I'm being completely honest with you then I was hoping that I might acquire a Polish wife without the risk of cuckoldry

Wygugluj sobie 'ea battlefront microtransations', to w sumie wszystko, co trzeba wiedzieć

Poland is bad country and Poles are bad people. Don't bother

pozdrawiam polske i szyskich polakuf

no pierwsze wyniki to mi wyszło że usuwają na razie te mikro tranzakcie

>I have £12k in savings
i have more and i am poor, nigger

tymczasowo

TYMCZASOWO usuwają zuszku

Umm excuse me sweaty but I spend a lot of time on Sup Forums so I know that Poland is a wonderful Catholic land where everyone lives in a state of perfect bliss all the time

>(I have £12k in savings
it's nothing, an average working Pole has more, you're poor by our standards.

this

>tymczasowo
słowo klucz, zakładam że po ich powrocie będzie tak samo albo jeszcze gorzej

>pic
cute poilish girl^_^

Congratulations on your savings, but I somehow doubt that the average Pole has more than 57,000 zloty in savings

>57,000 zloty in savings
it's fucking nothing, my parents have over 200k and they're just corporate rats.

its like 5m2 of a warsaw apartment worth

>57,000
you couldn't even buy a small flat in capital with that.

>Catholic land
everyone claims to be religious but in reality we are as atheistic as Czechs
>everyone lives in a state of perfect bliss
why do people think that postcommunist shithole would be some kind of utopia?

If they're corporate rats then they're probably not average Poles. There's a reason why so many of your lot are over here working shit jobs even when they're quite well educated

I didn't claim that it would be enough to buy property - no one my age (25) has that sort of money in savings unless they inherited it. In fact, no one my age has any savings at all because millennials prefer to live lives of permanent debt slavery. I just don't believe that the average Pole 57,000 zloty saved

Go to church and repent NOW

słuchacie zbuka?

>average Pole has more than 57,000 zloty in saving
avarege pole has no savings and works +10h a day 6 times a week to pay his debt.

im 23 and i have 35k savings and im a fucking student who just works summer jobs

kurwa jak wy to robicie że zbieracie tyle hajsu ??
t. głodujący biedak

Can probably believe this desu

Don't believe you. What was the wage for the summer jobs?

you begin saving money in your early 20s here.
And most of my older friends who actually have a job have saved more than that 57000zł. Most often it's about 100k, more or less.
By their 30s everyone is bound to have some cash saved.

>YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY POLES ARE POOR!!!11!!!!
just jerk off to interacial porn ben

...

>kurwa jak wy to robicie że zbieracie tyle hajsu ??

>b-b-but media and Sup Forums told me poles are poor! you can't have that much money!
>i should be able to buy you!

What is the average salary? What are average living costs? What percentage would you have to save each year to get 100k savings in your thirties?

Shan't, because it's not my favourite type of porn

Ahh yes, millions of Poles came to the UK not because we earn more than you but because they simply wanted to experience our wonderful British culture, very good

>millions of Poles
more like bydło, decent people go to UK unless they're specialists.

jakis dobry rice cooker anony ?

that cope
what's the matter ben? angry after you're relaised that you'd be lower middle class here?

civic vii

garnek i kuchenka gazowa

to

There are lots of middle class Poles in my office who aren't specialists

Not really. Average salary in Warsaw is 45,000 zloty. Imagine it's much lower in other cities. So to get to 100k in savings by the time you're 30 you'd have to save at least a quarter of your before-taxes salary each working year in your 20s. Not denying that's possible, just don't think it's the average

>rage salary in Warsaw is 45,000 zloty
kek

That's what it said on a website I just looked at - is it wrong?

i'm prette sure its not real data.
give me link

you meant per annum?

Yes sorry I mean per annum because that's the way we always measure salary here - forgot you typically do it per month

co tak zdeh?

its more than that then

According to this site it's 3750 zloty per month in Warsaw. No idea how accurate that is

checkinprice.com/average-and-minimum-salary-in-warsaw-poland/

Bo to smocza nitka, a tylko jedna osoba zaopatrza go w smoki.

it seems prette acurate.

the average salary in warsaw is circa 5.500 before the taxes. It cannot be 3750 even after taxes. I am not saying that the amount i gave is anywhere nearby the mediana

it depends on what you're doing, programer or top corporate can make up to 10k zł and more, and some shitty McDonalds worker is going to make 2k zł, same is everywhere even in your communist island.

jaszczurki są kurwa najlepsze

Well exactly, that's why it's called the 'average'

pierdole idę na spacer anonki czesc.

>brytol dalej postuje bo ma ból dupy że nie może się zachowywać jak król

it doesnt work for warsaw bc its a capital city and the differences are bigger than in other cities

O, tej jeszcze nie widziałem
naszła mnie ochota zrobienia sobie argonianinka w morrowindzie

to. myslal ze zaszaleje z 60 koła papieru. za tyle dostanie 2 kurwy i zapas koksu na tydzien

Yes I acknowledged it was likely to be much lower elsewhere. That's why I'm disputing the claim that the 'average' Pole has 100k savings by the time they're 30

>2018-1
>kupowanie gier od ea
bk z was

no he doesnt, but he may have easily 20-30k and its not much lower than your savings. anyway both amounts mean shit in poland

this, but it doesn't mean your 57k is suddenly big amount, you're not gonna buy a flat here or live for more than a year or two and certainly you're not gonna get a woman with that shitty amount.

I was never trying to make any big claim with the savings desu, just saying that it was probably a fair bit more than the average Pole my age had. Didn't think I'd be able to buy the whole of eastern Europe with it

>2018-1
>-1
już tylko miesiąc i nie będzie -1 żbsz

>przychodzi jakiś śmieć
>każdy zaczyna napierdalać po angielsku
wy kurwa pierdolce

GRAŻYNA !!! PAN Z WIELKIEJ BRYTANII PRZYJECHAł ODGRZEWAJ SCHABOWE

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ups haha

dobrze że nie ma gieudy dzisiaj

>Gracze w buncie oceniają grę wyjątkowo nisko – średnia ocen w branżowym serwisie Metacritic wynosi „oszałamiające” 0,8 pkt.
>dosłownie ocena 1,0 podnosi średnią

W H O A
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już myślałem że go nie będzie
szkoda

ehh anoni
kaktus mi umarł

>tfw

polish girls are so cute

ja też raz tak miałem

uznaję tego posta za początek nowej złotej ery grania i podbój rynku przez indyki

MÓJ DOM MUREM PODZIELONY
PODZIELONY MUREM SCHODY
PO LEWEJ STRONIE ŁAZIENKA
PO PRAWEJ STRONIE KUCHENKA

opinie o tym chłopaczku (dziewuszce)?

ale to anime o dwóch dziewczynkach w post apokaliptycznym swiecie jest /comfy/ ehhh

>nigdy nie będziesz Rodezyjczykiem
youtube.com/watch?v=TUYOLn40To0

co się stało?
mój umarł, bo ciocia go niechcący zepchnęła z parapetu na trzecim piętrze, byłem wtedy mały i niezwykle mi było smutno z tego powodu

ehh nie dadzo

epilepsja

>ależ oczywiście gram w indyki

chuj wie w sumie
po prostu się kurwa brązowy cały zrobił z dnia na dzień
ehh kurwa kaktus umarł a user dalej musi żyć