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ancient meme edition

bum's sore now

Nice trips, can you walk straight?

Hello sluts.

sorta

really wish I had a gf lads

not a slut

life pro tip: get a cute smol bf

I KNEW YOU WOULD RESPOND WITH THIS

I AM TRYING TO BE SERIOUS

Even proer tip: be the cute smol bf

Well why don't you have a gf(male)?

How many girls have you asked out this year?
Numbers btw

Literally begging for cocks online.

I begged for cock irl last night

0 this year, but a fair few (5-6) last year
tfw haven't recovered

I know you didn't ask me, but I've asked out two people..

Might need to get those numbers up if you want a gf buddy.
Gotta be in it to win it.

Lucky...

you'll get your chance qt

God I wish that was me

>tallbois will never know the pleasure of being a sub

>he'll never get shota dick

That's a pretty slutty thing to say

...

How'd that work out for you buddy?
Were they girls or boys?

>tfw I'll never make you beg

Aren't you a sub though?

Well, one of them was a tranny (should have known - females are never that good at video games) and the other was the most compatible person I've met.. who then told me he was dating a college dropout tranny.
Moral of the story: kill all trannies.

yes, but I think you'd enjoy it too

I'd enjoy what too?

gonna prove you wrong there, it helps that we like a lot of the same things

idk, just ignore me...

I've been doing that for months now

DESTROYED

but you still talk to me. i guess that's good

Hmmm you hang with some strange folk my friend.

Your friend? I thought you hated me.

Hahah where the fuck did that come from?
No, I don't hate you.

Oh, it's my bro and not Aphex. I got yo.

I'm sorry?
Whats happening?

Get extra-flags so you can tell people apart you knob.

>tfw them making a move first is not an option because "that's just the way it is" and we have to accept it

Does that work on mobile?

yet another reason why boys are superior

One of many

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That's right, wash away your mistakes.
I don't actually know 3bh, I think so..

It's not my fault extra-flags bugged out and didn't show the flag

Anyway, I think I made a new friend. We'll see if that goes anywhere. I wouldn't mind just being friends of course.

>making friends in 2017

is there anything that roasties can do better than boys

>being bitter and lonely
Okay.

Yeah it does that for me as well, takes a bit to load sometimes or have to refresh.
Well that's good you're making friends, the circle of people I talk to is getting smaller and smaller.
I might need to make some new friends myself.
You could try to change the way things are run and have the woman approach men
OR
You could make the first move yourself.
Take your pick.

time to dedicate my life to changing society then

God bless, I wish you luck on your crusade.

Sleep time.
One last post.