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cara

>making the new autistically early just to sate your narcissism
>everyone will just skip it and go to the bottom of the thread immediately anyway
ah yes

insanely angry that i happened to be born 30 years too early to attain biological immortality

the post directly below this is a wacky bruce being wacky

any meat and veg on show today lads? x

where's the /brit/ meetup my dudes?

>might come through

too much arse for me tbqh

>Spurs could win the title this year

like hector bellerin's aesthetic

'vile little slug' is probably my favourite of all recent gimmicks, and I might start using it in real life

>tfw will most likely live into the 22nd century as medicine and technology progresses

wrote a song about /brit/:

Yes, this train carries saints and sinners
This train carries losers and winners
This train carries whores and gamblers
This train carries lost souls
I said, this train carries broken-hearted
This train, thieves and sweet souls departed
This train carries fools and kings thrown
This train, all aboard
I said, now this train, dreams will not be thwarted
This train, faith will be rewarded
This train, the steel wheels singing
This train, bells of freedom ringing

absolutely 0% chance I am staying sober tonight

Newcastle

Covent garden!!!

Snorting

enjoying my weekend

>le pacey long haired foreign mong

fuck off

roast me cunts

We're starting off at The Moon Under Water in Leicester Square, and then we'll be heading into Soho to go clubbing

Classic Bruce haha

fucking madman

Craft beir?

I don't use this word lightly but The Departed is pure kino

no one man should have all this power

is it alright if i bring my son?

>clubbing
>soho

confirmed for non-Londoner baiting

>recent
its taken from a tim video a year ago

can only get hard by imagining gal gadot washing herself in the blood of dead palestinian children

egg

0 arguments made

going to sniff gear with the lads tonight in his house because his parents are on holiday

love it

yeah no problem mate, bringing my wife's son with me (she's off on another work retreat with her boss hehe)

>Former Premier League and reality TV star Jamie O'Hara punched a 14-year-old boy in the face at a football match after falling for a fake handshake prank.

echo-news.co.uk/news/15661986.Jamie_O_Hara_fined_for_punching_schoolboy/

Favourite race?

Just want to be cursed with an ever-lasting slumber, gentlemen...

youtube.com/watch?v=Qljs6phMy8o

That head transplant thing is mad. If this becomes a thing in the next couple decades that means massively extended lifespans for the rich. As soon as you age you just transplant your head to a young body and all you need to worry about is your mental health.

mixed

KA-LEL

STAP

what ting what the fuck are you on about

50m sprint

good test of acceleration, useful for football. simple as

Post "brm brm" or your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

Billtown mentioned

whats brm brm mean?

>Soho
meet you lads on the first floor of 2 Lisle street, if I'm not there I'll be at 70A Berwick Street

just ate loads of gorilla tape. will i die?

I usually go dark elf

taxi to Angel in Islington theres a club next to it. Tons of 80s electronic music all night

need a qt gf to cuddle

Explanation of the "brm brm" meme:

The sound that an engine makes (tractor engine in this case, the same as vroom vroom in english)

Croats use it in /ex-yu/ to reference Serbs fleeing/cleansed from Croatian lead Operation Storm in 1995, going away mostly on their tractors as you can see in the picture.

Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*

thought she was stunning in Keeping Up with the Joneses but not since Sup Forums pointed out the slant of her forehead. looks like a zika baby

>Saw a girls feet yesterday
>Thought they looked nice

What have you all done to me.

her acting is literally so bad
fucking stupid israeli accent only makes it worse

maggie grace

does anyone have the webm of drumpf drinking from his cisbottle?

unce unce unce unce unce unce

London marathon

fuck off greyskin

Is he over 18? If not, it might be a bit problematic in those venues that do not allow children

By club I mean gentleman's club, and by gentleman's club I mean Thai massage parlours, and the best ones are in Soho

boom, shakalaka

no no no no NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

oi where did you find my teenage diary

An Italian professor has done a successful one with dead bodies in China and will do it with a living person really soon.

ahh yes the so called 3rd world banter

/brit/ is a catholic general

*Shoots school*

drizzt do whats his face.
Drow

fom (fuck off mick)

Brexit wasn't an exercise in democracy. If it was an exercise in democracy, we would have got a vote on the Lisbon treaty, on the European constitution, on the Amsterdam Treaty or the Maastricht Treaty. The only reason we plebs were given a vote to leave the Eu was because of internal Tory party politics and because they felt threatened by Ukip.. This is no way to run a country and to decide major constitution issues. This is a mess and despite the spin of the British press, we are now an international joke

is that tim on the other side of the road???

youtube.com/watch?v=4Okgzv4Q9ks

I got tripped up and kicked in the stomach by some older lads for my "birthday bash" when i was 13.

Just waiting to be dead.

Have never had a gf before. Methinks being 5'6 has something to do with it.

source??

why are the lrish called "micks"?

NEED an Anne Frank gf...

Hate these 19 year old gamer boys who just sit around smoking weed all day

as you should you little worm

>the spin of the British press
You mean the "THE SKY IS FALLING!" spin?

good post

who /recusant/ here?

Mc and Mac
Scots got the same shit

Every Irish male in my family is unironically named Micheal/micky

>Is he over 18?
idk i'll have to ask his mother

hope i die before the ice melts :s

Where have you been looking?

makes sense

>you arrive in Elephant and Castle

Oxhey Woods

Classic! Try sending it into LadBible or something mate. The old one's are always the best.

what compels old men to visit the bet shop
looks really sad and pathetic. wonder if they're even self aware

Feel like pure shit just want her back

In the oven

we say mick as a shortage of michael

scots are irish

no such thing as a scot

...

To go betting mate?

new the great war episode lads