What do you think they were saying?

what do you think they were saying?

If I were Prime Minister of the UK I would have left the EU if they did not allow it I would probably declare war

UK: *pragmatic, sensible, respectful negotiation*

EU: *Meaningless guttural sounds*

that's what we are doing you idiot, they can't stop us leaving but there are many complex issues we must negotiate

They do not want you to leave and are willing to stop the Brexit at any cost, the British's opinion is irrelevant to the EU.

May is in full cuckoo land mode and telling uk will remain single market, but won’t accept european court of justice, standards or free movement.

Tusk is just amazed.

UK: *pragmatic, sensible, respectful negotiation*

EU: *Autistic screeching*

they shouldn't be this close, it's autistic, another 50cm of distance would be preferable

"Stop rubbing my legs beneath the table Donald"

The guy in the right corner has a mini-revolver inside his palm.
If everything we can alredy foresee the bloodbath

Polska dla Polaków,Anglia dla Anglików i Polaków

Sounds about right

Uk: reeeeeeee, why should I pay my debts? I want to leave the EU, stop contributing, but it's unfair if I don't get all the advantages of EU nonetheless

EU: would you like britbongs relocated to Lybia so they can come to Europe on a boat with all the other third world refugees or would you rather have your own third world shithole right here?

brits are going down, they survived for years being a backdoor into EU banks, and that's done. Take pictures of the Ferraris in the street, they're not going to be there long

"Returning applicants use the supplicant door"

LETS FUCK PUSSY DOE

This the frenchman know
Enough with this blackmail from uk, i am happy that they're leaving

>polski polska polka polske
>pish pish pip pip bong bong

>they survived for years being a backdoor into EU banks
>EU banks

This

I'm no fan of britshits but the frenchman's notion is ridiculous

> EU: would you like britbongs relocated to Lybia so they can come to Europe on a boat with all the other third world refugees or would you rather have your own third world shithole right here?

This is the meaningless guttural sound I was talking about.

>Europeans are so retarded that they think they're debts

We promised to help on projects that would have benefitted us in the EU, but now that we're leaving we wouldn't have access to those projects.

Basically, to sum up for your mongoloid Continental brain, it's like promising to buy your friend a vidya game, but then you're not friends anymore: do you uphold your promise even though the reasons of making the promise have gone?

Not if you haven't already given it, no.

I'd pay to hear Tusk negotiating in English real-time

UK: "Can we pls negotiate these all again lad? Please...?"
EU: "NEIN!"
UK: "Please..., for this old lad..."
EU: "NEIN!!!!"

UK: so about that trade deal
eu: WHAT DEAL? FUCK YOU BEG US TO COME BACK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
UK: right, we were saying that...
*talks interrupted by eu's autistic screeching*

>being close to other human beings is autistic

Either pay dues or no close market access for you.

>so what about them trade agreements
>what about the wholes you're leaving in the budget
>OI M8, WHAT BOUT US, WAT 'BOUT 'OIRLAN, WE CAN'T HAVE A BOODA, IT WIL BE TRMBLE, INNIT
>*sound of a bottle opening*
>Juker, stop
>we're not getting anything done, let me have a drink
>how about the ownership of EU properties, we own a share of that
>that's a good point that we can address by looking at blah blah blah
>(whos this wanker speaking mom?)
>(hush)
>the WTO will be anal about the quotas, do we have a legal precedent to plit them
>the meeting about that is in a week, we'll talk then
>ok times up, we need to take a break, see you in a month guys