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not sexy
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Did someone say abbos?
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One of the benefits of getting older is that I can start dating leftover women without any issues.
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Bachelors Degree in Chinese Linguistics & Literature
Full Scholarship
Accommodation paid for
15000 a month allowance
Requirements:
Be a non Chinese citizen
Be under 30
Abide by laws of PRC
Why do all these scholarships have laughably low entry requirements?
Since they don't list it as requirement, it doesn't seem like they need you to have good high school grades or even HSK 4
take one if they're given away like free candy ma nigga
They are given away like candy, but then doesn't that mean they must have thousands of applicants? Why would I get picked over other people? And it's like $200 to apply which is non-refundable if you don't get awarded a scholarship.
>And it's like $200 to apply which is non-refundable if you don't get awarded a scholarship
>1 scholarship per uni available
They truly are the Jews of Asia.
Why do Chinese foxes have squinty eyes?
I heard squinty eyes were an evolution to the arctic weather that used to cover china. Maybe that caused foxes to have them too
How is Prozzie the one who's single when he's the best looking out the 3?
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Reunification is not possible
Apparently he gets lots of women. I guess he doesn't like commitment.
Shengnus are for....
Ima copy and paste what I posted in the last thread.
It would be easy for Winston to explain his British/South African identity if his Chinese wasn't absolute rubbish.
我是南非人。在南非, 因为在殖民时期,很多来自英国和德国的白人定居了南非, 所以今天的南非里有很多白人居民。我的血统是英国人的血统, 可是我持的是南非护照。
Simple as pie. Sometimes I'll tell Chinese people I'm American of Cuban descent, all I need is two sentences to explain. It's not like Chinese are incapable of understanding ethnicity vs. nationality, after all there are tons of overseas Chinese out there for the past century.
我是美国人, 是在美国出生长大的, 我的祖先都是古巴人,他们在五六十年代移民美国去了。
Maybe if Winston wasn't still after ten years of immersion a C grade intermediate 1 student, he woldn't have such problems.
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Telling people an entire paragraph ever time might be a bit annoying.
In English we could just say "I'm South African of British decent" and everyone would understand.
shit teeth
4/10 without make up
would fug when she becomes of legal
That's not a paragraph. It's a couple sentences.
IF you wanted to strictly say "South African of British descent", you can say 英国裔南非人.
我是南非人, 殖民时期, 很多来自英国人移民南非去了, 所以在今天的南非里, 白人居民还是很多。
There I just shortened it again. If he could actually speak B grade Chinese it wouldn't be so hard.
The truth of the matter is he's lazy in language learning and he just wants to get away with saying simple Subject+Object+Verb sentences for the rest of his China-residing life.
I'm pretty sure in America he'd get "pestered" with the same questions too, since only a minority of us care about what happens outside our borders.
Fun Fact:
The little AK weilding boy that one US flag enjoys to post is actually a screencap from a relationship montage by Guangzhou Indie artist "smellyhoover" uploaded to YouTube on December 21, 2011.
Hey I only started posting it because a German flag was posting it and I thought it was cute.
>a German flag
I wonder who that could have been
I dunno. As far as I know there's two German posters here. One's an anti-China Taiwanese and the other is Chinese.
I really wouldn't mind if Sup Forums had temporary poster ID's like Sup Forums does so it's easy to determine who is or isn't samefagging.
What do you think of my handwriting, goyim?
Consider the following:
>It's just one bipolar kraut that straddles the fence between Chinese identity politics and plays both sides off each other for his own amusement (or at least he thinks he is)
I, for one, think it's a sinoboo kraut poster in denial because he got butthurt that real Chinese people like me d3ny him the privilege and recognition of being an actual real Chinese.
>One's an anti-China Taiwanese
I thought he was a waito piggu with a Taiwanese gf.
Taiwanese trapped in a white man's body
>Taiwanese gf
who is super ugly probably a reflection of how ugly the kraut is himself
nonsensical post
she looks unhappy. she looks unsatisfied.
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Must be the video they made specifically for, and looped on their wedding reception dinner.
Have you found your Cantoprincess already
She looks a bit goofy, but she has a nice ass and cute feet.
1. She’s East Asian. They all have bad teeth.
2. She’s hot without makeup as well.
3. You are a footfag and your opinion is therefore meaningless.
>She looks a bit goofy
How would you know, she's my Paiwan Princess.
>she has a nice ass and cute feet.
spot on
>she's hot without makeup as well
heh...yeh..bet she is
t. Brown Hokkien Monkey lover
would you give her butthole a little tickle and then a hard lick peru?
her gay gook bf probably never licks it
>Hokkien
“”””””””””””””””””aboriginal””””””””””””””””””””
you can match with a lot of girls on there, but most of them won’t meet up
plus prozzie is a beta cuck faggot anyway
Paiwan Princess
when will Joyce Chu's feet finally play a leading role in one of her MVs?
What race is her bf? Does anybody know?
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>Zainichi
I don't think Misa is the type to be a race traitor. I believe her boyfriend is 100% pure Chinese masterrace.
I need to get my BWC in her
then why is she a japloving cosplay shlet
she loves J-aesthetics but is actually a kshitter so she chose a gook with japanese ID
>mfw the West has to copy China now
The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner, now I am the master.
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You never will. Misa only dates other Asians.
Pic realted
>only dates other Asians
I don't plan on dating her I'll just fug her
Your penis is also very tiny.
MUY PEQUENA
Just like Babymetal or Kyary Pamyu Pamyu — never
So now you’re a Cuban chink?
Make up your mind half-Jap Elliot. You already have 10 alter personalities
Yea, and I'm saying that will never happen because you will be put down before you get anywhere near her.
You think Chinese want you polluting their superior gene pool?
Think again.
>polluting their superior gene pool
>implying hapas aren't the supreme race
well at least kyary dropped foot pictures on her own (too bad they're semi-shite)
How can I gain access to the underground Chinese femdom porn production scene?
It seems to be a big market.
You could probably start your own company easily. Just don’t get caught or you’ll go to prison for life, like that chink in Chengdu who had his own porn company
You have to have friends in high places first to make sure you don't get shut down.
Then you need to acquire talented models. Having more loyal friends in influential areas of Chinese society also helps here as they can provide you with their most prime stock of female models.
All of this is open and available to you upon clearance of the first stipulation. That stipulation is you have to be 100% Chinese.
You can't make porn in China as a foreigner. Chinese government won't allow it.
>You could probably start your own company easily.
You forgot to mention to him that if it was easy then it wouldn't be worth anything since everybody would be doing it.
>You can't make porn in China as a foreigner. Chinese government won't allow it.
NO ONE can make porn in China, full stop. I mean sure, technically you can take videos of you and/or someone else doing it and I'm pretty sure that's fine and legal, but any commercial distribution of pornographic material is illegal regardless of nationality.
Not true. If you are Chinese, the Chinese government will be more lenient than if you were a foreigner.
Think about it, if your daughter was going to get raped/fucked regardless of the situation, wouldn't you want it to be from someone of the same race as you and not some strange foreigner from another country?
Yea, that's what I thought.
Plus,
>You have to have friends in high places first to make sure you don't get shut down.
Refer to that.
China is pushing for massive EV adoption yet they will be predominantly powered by coal. Talk about backfiring
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Have you joined the Firefox Quantum masterrace yet?
EV's still produce less emissions if powered only by coal then by gasoline. china is at 25% renewable so the efficiency of a EV is already much higher then your average vehicle.
>Not true. If you are Chinese, the Chinese government will be more lenient than if you were a foreigner.
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Well, duh. That still doesn't change the fact that it is still illegal. No one in China can do what Brazzers or those JAV companies do in the US or Japan. You can't operate a commercial enterprise that produces and sells pornography to any consumers in China. It's illegal. Maybe some people can get off with a slap on the wrist but no one is going to make money off of AV for very long in China unless they're deep underground, and obviously that will limit the potential incomes.
>Think about it, if your daughter was going to get raped/fucked regardless of the situation, wouldn't you want it to be from someone of the same race as you and not some strange foreigner from another country?
Who was talking about rape? I mean the answer is obvious, a foreigner isn't going to be treated lightly but in any case it is always illegal, and worst cases scenario for porn is probably deportation. A citizen might end up in jail for some time.
>You have to have friends in high places first to make sure you don't get shut down.
You can't be a flagrant law breaker with a high profile just because you have friends in high places. Porn is a social taboo and you can't get away with it on a mass-produced, commercial level.
sell to third world countries
>tfw there are members of your own race that you hate so much you would rather your family get BLACKED by a nigger than relinquish them over to them.
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>mfw Taiwan just officially lost its biggest diplomatic relationship
>Beijing just stole Panama from under their feet like
How much longer do 台巴子 think they can continue like this? Do Taiwanese think they can really continue to survive with zero diplomatic relationships? The only countries that still recognize them are either poor as fuck, small as fuck, or a combination of both.
>台巴子
what's your autistic obsession with this word?
I just think it's funny. Don't you? :^) I just don't think there is an English equivalent.
Ev adoption is still useful with coal power as it moves pollution from 1st teir city to shitty 4 teir city
I predict the next country to cut off relationship with Taiwan will be Nicaragua. MArk my words, screen cap this. I remember reading a couple years ago the Chinese government was low key discussing with the Nicaragua government creating a new Panama Canal in Nicaragua.
I'm surprise Nicaragua hasn't done it already t-b-h. They're a socialist country as well.
as long as vatican got Taiwan's back it's all good
>praise Jesus
More like praise Confucius, KMT, when they were in power, they were anti-christfag. They smashed churches and replaced it with Confucius temple. True Chinese nationalist KMT.
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I don’t know who this “American” is, but he’s been LARPing as me for weeks now. He happens to actually have visited China and knows some Chinese though.
EV is far more efficient than the gasoline engine. Also, you don’t need to import coal.
Turks like China more than us. Wtf?
geez they hate everyone lol
ever considered becoming a chinese piss slave?
define yellow fever
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扬·提尔森
扬提尔森一九七零年出生于比斯特。他四岁就开始学弹钢琴,也学拉小提琴。提尔森青春的时候对庞克音乐感兴趣,买一把电吉它。他些年跟他自己开设的摇滚乐队奏乐,然后开始综合成器,取样器和调音台做电子音乐成为独奏艺人。
他九十年代用电乐器,小提琴和手风琴给几个短片和话剧作曲。他一九九五年推出了他的首张专辑《魔鬼之舞》。尽管然后还有几个专辑面世,才《天使爱美丽》那一部电影让他获得国际批评家的称赞。指经过两星期的工作,提尔森给这部电影谱写十九个器乐曲。《天使爱美丽》举世闻名,电影配乐获《凯撒最佳作曲奖》和《世界电影原声学会奖》。
然后,他跟一个交响乐团世界各地巡回演出。二零零三年他也给一部非常著名的德国电影,《再见列宁》,谱写背景音乐。提尔森跟许多有名的音乐家合作,比如珍·柏金。
他的音乐受到古典乐和庞克文化的影响,提尔森专辑各个的风格不同。他谱写的钢琴独奏曲都是比较使人抑郁的,有的批评家吧把他比作肖邦。他也因用不少特别奇怪的乐器,例如钟琴和大键琴,而出名。他录音曲子,演奏的时候一个人弹奏所有需要的乐器。
给《天使爱美丽》谱写的曲子是他最著名的作品,曲子大部分是钢琴独奏曲。我第一次参加钢琴音乐会演出提尔森的《争论》,是一个比较简单的曲子,但是很感人至深,是一个萦绕心头的曲调。我个人认为听《争论》曲调让人感到跟心爱的人吵架之后的悔恨和忧伤。
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Even themselves
how go the chinese studies lads?
the vaping sexpat
Both Chiang and Sun were born again Christians, mane. Just because some radicals torched a few churches doesn't mean KMT were anti-Christian. They from the beginning and even up until now have been major Ameriboos. Ma Yingjiu was an IVy League graduate and I believe Catholic.
If every other one besides the Vatican cuts off ties, the Vatican on its own would not be able to support them.
god i want to fuck vivi's stretchted out asshole
Not all American flags are the same poster, you dunces.
And I've never impersonated anyone. I'm a "muh Cuban heritage" American citizen. I've been studying Chinese on and off since 2010/2011. I'm at least middle grade HSK level 6 by now.
>be Chinese girl
>sell out your race by marrying a sexpat loser with no marketable skills and ugly Jewish nose
>he is the definition of FILTH (Fail in Londong, try Hong Kong)
>talk shit about your own people
>have a baby with this loser and only speak to it in a foreign language
Banana Asians OUT
Also, I heard vaping can actually cause some other diseases in your lungs now.
>inb4 he dies of lung cancer in a shitty Huizhou clinic being treated for STD's instead
>last thing he does is make a video complaining about third tier city hospitals
Sexpats will genocide themselves eventually I suppose.
We seriously need temporary poster ID's so people know who is and isn't samefagging.
what about brown sexpats? do you dislike them?
A serious mental illness