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GET HIM JANNY

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Please inquire if you're a British girl who's single
^^^

BIG fan of all these gay OPs

well done lad

Desperatly lonely.

not here in mass
thanks puritans

place your bets

*enquire

not a very comfy gondola

Wish I was the fridge.

3, she knows she should could get away with it without accusation

someone should hang for this
utter disgrace

Pardon me, I forgot.

far right hopefully so its sexy instead of gross

Somebody explain this to me, how would all of this be carried out in fascist way? seems pretty lefty to me

can't lie Andy's mum was qt

You'll notice when you get cavities and infections and they have to be pulled

why
its just a symbol of conquest, like any throughout history

ive been lazy with brushing this last month and I'm noticing cavities already

Where do you see yourself in five years?

Strangest 60 seconds of rugby I've ever watched right here

fair point

Well that was disappointing
ok.co.uk/tv/the-jeremy-kyle-show/603336/the-jeremy-kyle-show-sinks-to-new-lows-over-pooing-in-fridge-lie-detector-results

Forgot politicians never lie for votes

Fucking hell, I can't control myself around blatantly egregious poo jokes. Everytime someone types "doing a big poo POOOO doing a POO and a PEE", I can't help but belt out laughing.

Trying to drink milk and this picture fucked me up.

snap

unce unce unce unce unce unce unce unce

I see myself stretching your anus out with my thick cock

we own dis general now muffuga *makes ape noises*

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ah yes 2003

MC SMALLY YE THAT'S MY NAME

been at uni since 8am
at least wagies get the weekend, they don't know the feel of not having a saturday

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me irl but with women

toil and education are not comparable
check priv

How many bicycles are there in Beijing

Do thick as fuck yanks actually think alcohol is harder to buy in the UK than in their Puritan hellhole?

Nice stock photo

Students have it harder than wagies, this is a fact

A billion trillion

How many cocks are there in your mum's flange?

any 'cidal lads in?

did you lads sing christian songs at school assembly or was that just a Scottish thing? xx

Yes, only at infant and primary school though.

probably not and you shouldnt get so miffed by something so silly anyway

>tfw tall and attractive but a bit autistic, very unconfident and lacking self-esteem

have had a very lonely life so far haha

I'll be 24

We did here in Hull. I didn't get it myself. Used to pretend to sing while pushing my eyeballs into their sockets until I saw weird patterns

first world countries have a separation of church and state

Why are you so stupid though? Like how do you go through life knowing almost nothing about your own country and less than nothing about the outside world

dead ideally. hopefully through some convenient accident and wont have to do it myself
outside of that, either meaningless toil or NEET purgatory

''when the saints go marching in'' in was one i remember singing in class in year 4
had a hippy teacher who insisted we all sit in a big circle for 30 minutes every morning and sing songs

I remember a girl fainted during assembly once.
A lot of assemblies were cancelled due to heat.

>attractive but autistic
>smart but lazy

an alcoholic working a dead end job, still trying to get the courage to kms

we did
THINK OF A WORLD WITHOUT ANY FLOWERS
THINK OF A WORLD WITHOUT ANY TREES
THINK OF A SKY WITHOUT ANY SUNSHINE
THINK OF THE AIR WITHOUT ANY BREEZE
WE THANK YOU LORD

I'm actually quite a bit smarter than you, on a personal level. So I don't really relate to any of that. What's it like feeling so insecure about your intelligence that you have to constantly buuy your self-esteem through strawman comparisons to other countries citizens?

This is what led to them becoming faggot loving, non white inhabited shitholes

yeh but i went to catholic schools.

Your brain when you do a sudoku

brown people are more religious though retard

>faggot
fuck off yank

we sang this haha (but less pop-y)
youtube.com/watch?v=YUageJdwyPY

rent free

im both those things unfortunately. every school report was basically "could try harder" and "wasted potential".

hate my brain and my subsequent life.

the weatherman said high winds and freezing rain today but it's not even sprinkling out

why the fuck does he always lie lads? fuck the weatherman

hope you realised how stupid this post was as you were clicking "submit"

ALL THINGS BRIGHT AND BEAUTIFUL
ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
ALL THINGS WISE AND WONDERFUL
THE LORD GOD MADE THEM ALL

Stewart Lee explains the words.
youtube.com/watch?v=yGteih2oElQ

Pull an all-nighter and have toil in 3 hours lads HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

thoughts on this one?
its me and my friends pulling an allnighter

mooing

Yes, in a none-religious school too. RE was bible studies with a couple of months on why Judaism is sort of ok.

Your brain when you play minesweeper.

are you also overweight but healthy

No they aren't

I like it

guffawing

weather forecasting is highly complex

Dad used to sing this in the morning for a laugh

why do pr*t*st*nts love j*ws so much?

you arrive in western melbourne

No you're definitely thick, both on a personal and on a national level
I'm not the first to remark on it

>ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SMALL
youtube.com/watch?v=WpBPg5Qwvmo

nah got a nice body. already said im attractive mate. keep up

The weather forecast here has been for an arctic "blast", -15 degree temperatures and snow. However pic related

LOL

>keep up

Post wang

If you're so very good-looking why do you sleep alone tonight ?

I like to poo
poo poo poo
shitty arse poo wank

Unironically would go fucking nuts on this song if it were played during a rave

>no u dum i read it on 4chin
scintillating stuff, clearly an intellectual.
it's really awkward being so far above people like you when you try to look down on me.

I'm 19 now, if I live to be 90 I'll die in the year 2088. What do you think the world will look like then?

that one muslim kid during ramadan watching from the foyer while his mates ate their lunchables

>user, the porn centre of your brain is hyperstimulated. You haven't been overdoing it have you?

Lot of wogs.

youtube.com/watch?v=d_2g_kNTBek

>this thread is populated by literal teenagers

christ