Fermi Paradox
LMAO keep pointing your arecibo antennas
Edition: gay posting
/brit/
plymouth is actually an alright place
>a girl doesn't like Tories so she deserves to be murdered
haha aaaaaaaah yes, the tolerant right
early cunt
just sneezed some mucus all over my mouth
fairly disgusting glad i wasn't in company
lots of people deserve to be murdered, but we don't murder them because we're tolerant
just watched that new jim carrey andy kaufman film
really god
Ok can stop the ironic gayposting now
Not a fan of this gif, lad.
*breaks the internet*
Gay posting you say??
its unironic
ah if it's an original joke by you then it's not too bad, keep at it lad x
Kacy
>brits will never be this strong
who's this lass lad
she has those french eyes
>tfw empathising with Mr. Brightside
Christ Almighty lads I've hit my lowest point.
>'scuse me pal?
didn't he already do a Kaufman movie ~15yrs ago?
sick of all these benders
is das boot worth a watch lads?
not sure I'm up for 5 hours of film
well the funny thing about this one is that it's about that one
Ay, fellas... i would like ta introduce ta yous, my beautiful daughta, killi
It's a documentary about that film.
honking
sue
...
>she has those french eyes
Was going to make a joke about this at first but then I checked and she does have French eyes.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT ok
*Adams family theme starts playing*
We thank you lord for giving the food we need for living
the food the fun the friendship
we thank you lord amen
Daladada *click click*
Daladada *click click*
Fatty
would pulverize rorke's skull if he even DARED open his mouth and spew his racist shit near me
now andy did you hear about this one
@81953698
>pulverize
FOY
>ok
stopped reading right there
anyone else hate womyn here?
you said strong, not aesthetic hun :) x
stay in your lane in future, k? n_n xo
need a bf
spin me a yarn Toric
what a stupid fucking 'sport'
ah yes I'll whizz about at 100 mph on a piece of metal between my legs nothing could possibly go wrong
all bikers deserve what's coming to them
nice roid acne fraudster
love womyn with penises me
*notices you out the corner of my eye*
*starts sprinting at you*
Are those your arms?
Jim must be well out of ideas at this point
g3t your flag back on
not for me
Listen to your heart when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do.
I don't know where you're going and I don't know why,
But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye.
*boots you in the face as you try to scamper at my feet*
ugh, runts! runts jeeves!
...
crooked bankers, and their crooked crony tory bonuses
it's actually pretty good. it seems kinda pointless on a surface level but it's quite deep and has a pretty sincere message
That's not me and those are his soft legs
*turns and starting running away*
*trips and falls over*
who, Toric?>
no.
dont really see attraction with traps. They're like worse versions of women in every way
...
STOP IT
cocks are prettier than vaginas
every pub in the uk
>to be continued song
shame on you for not knowing Yes
calm down toric
grrrrr
the future is here gentlemen
The Supreme Court of the United Kingdom
haha more like every rape by a pakerstani man
I was going to link the full song but seeing how most people won't click the link it doesn't really communicate the joke as well.
has anyone ever got pissed in Orkney?
*braaaaaaaap*
was refused tourist a visa when i was 16 and in romania
wtf i just wanted to board some peter pans
no
Killi with fire
never actually listened to mr brightside
SON OF A BITCH
It's pretty stupid, ye
they found that submarine yet?
another wild and raucous saturday to tell the grandkids about
Time to watch the new South Park then. Heard it's a good one.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
said no one ever
dont bother
good film
what a coincidence me neither
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World
Any cute lad in?
>Saturday
>usually have pizza or chinese, something decent on Saturday
>proudly stride into the kitchen to ask mum what's for tea
>she's not in there but to my shock the oven is going
>my heart sinks
>I peer in
>30 fucking sausages
>nothing else, just sausages
sausages for tea lads :/
post belly
counter attack
get y0ur flag back on
why is Sup Forums full of fucking runts?
fuck, why is the entire fucking internet full of runts?
do you love sue
would
'llie
'nce
let me know if your aspergers prevents you from being able to read between the lines x
Was 30 fucking sausages not enough for you??
uhhhhhhh that's not me. Im a semi fat hairy dwarf