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Fermi Paradox
LMAO keep pointing your arecibo antennas
Edition: gay posting

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plymouth is actually an alright place

>a girl doesn't like Tories so she deserves to be murdered

haha aaaaaaaah yes, the tolerant right

early cunt

just sneezed some mucus all over my mouth
fairly disgusting glad i wasn't in company

lots of people deserve to be murdered, but we don't murder them because we're tolerant

just watched that new jim carrey andy kaufman film
really god

Ok can stop the ironic gayposting now

Not a fan of this gif, lad.

*breaks the internet*

Gay posting you say??
its unironic

ah if it's an original joke by you then it's not too bad, keep at it lad x

Kacy

>brits will never be this strong

who's this lass lad
she has those french eyes

>tfw empathising with Mr. Brightside
Christ Almighty lads I've hit my lowest point.

>'scuse me pal?

didn't he already do a Kaufman movie ~15yrs ago?

sick of all these benders

is das boot worth a watch lads?

not sure I'm up for 5 hours of film

well the funny thing about this one is that it's about that one

Ay, fellas... i would like ta introduce ta yous, my beautiful daughta, killi

It's a documentary about that film.

British lad died in a race earlier

:(

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honking

sue

...

>she has those french eyes

Was going to make a joke about this at first but then I checked and she does have French eyes.

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*Adams family theme starts playing*
We thank you lord for giving the food we need for living
the food the fun the friendship
we thank you lord amen
Daladada *click click*
Daladada *click click*

Fatty

would pulverize rorke's skull if he even DARED open his mouth and spew his racist shit near me

now andy did you hear about this one

@81953698
>pulverize
FOY

>ok
stopped reading right there

anyone else hate womyn here?

you said strong, not aesthetic hun :) x

stay in your lane in future, k? n_n xo

need a bf

spin me a yarn Toric

what a stupid fucking 'sport'

ah yes I'll whizz about at 100 mph on a piece of metal between my legs nothing could possibly go wrong

all bikers deserve what's coming to them

nice roid acne fraudster

love womyn with penises me

*notices you out the corner of my eye*
*starts sprinting at you*

Are those your arms?

Jim must be well out of ideas at this point

g3t your flag back on

not for me

Listen to your heart when he's calling for you.
Listen to your heart there's nothing else you can do.

I don't know where you're going and I don't know why,
But listen to your heart before you tell him goodbye.

*boots you in the face as you try to scamper at my feet*
ugh, runts! runts jeeves!

...

crooked bankers, and their crooked crony tory bonuses

it's actually pretty good. it seems kinda pointless on a surface level but it's quite deep and has a pretty sincere message

That's not me and those are his soft legs

*turns and starting running away*
*trips and falls over*

who, Toric?>

no.

dont really see attraction with traps. They're like worse versions of women in every way

...

youtube.com/watch?v=uwY84Fg4NsM

STOP IT

cocks are prettier than vaginas

every pub in the uk

>to be continued song

shame on you for not knowing Yes

calm down toric

grrrrr

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the future is here gentlemen

The Supreme Court of the United Kingdom

haha more like every rape by a pakerstani man

I was going to link the full song but seeing how most people won't click the link it doesn't really communicate the joke as well.

has anyone ever got pissed in Orkney?

*braaaaaaaap*

was refused tourist a visa when i was 16 and in romania
wtf i just wanted to board some peter pans

no

Killi with fire

never actually listened to mr brightside

SON OF A BITCH

It's pretty stupid, ye

they found that submarine yet?

another wild and raucous saturday to tell the grandkids about

Time to watch the new South Park then. Heard it's a good one.

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

said no one ever

dont bother

good film

what a coincidence me neither

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World

Any cute lad in?

>Saturday
>usually have pizza or chinese, something decent on Saturday
>proudly stride into the kitchen to ask mum what's for tea
>she's not in there but to my shock the oven is going
>my heart sinks
>I peer in
>30 fucking sausages
>nothing else, just sausages
sausages for tea lads :/

post belly

counter attack

get y0ur flag back on

why is Sup Forums full of fucking runts?

fuck, why is the entire fucking internet full of runts?

do you love sue

would

'llie

'nce

let me know if your aspergers prevents you from being able to read between the lines x

Was 30 fucking sausages not enough for you??

uhhhhhhh that's not me. Im a semi fat hairy dwarf