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Based Ben Edition

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My brother absolutely loves him, is he worth the hype

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Thank you for not posting the OP with a UK flag, as I have that flag filtered and can't see when a new /brit/ is posted

heading soho soon see u lads there xxx

Why does Paul Clement hate Roque Mesa?

are bob

youtube.com/watch?v=cTPkC-tp090

jews did nothing wrong

Good posts

Would gladly turn Buenos Aires into a glowing pile or radioactive ash rather than give up a single inch of rightful British Falkland Islands territory to the Argentines.

his sister is alright

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Was falling asleep to some Crowder when I half-heard him call black people "niggers" and "niglets." The words were bleeped out, but I was pretty shocked and wondered if I could actually keep watching Louder With Crowder if he was resorting to this overt racist language shit. Turned it off in disgust and went to sleep.

Woke up and watched it again with captions to check if I'd heard him right. He was quoting a rap song or something, in the context of "we're demonitised by youtube for offensiveness, and this isn't." And "niglets" turned out to be "niggerettes." He was doing a Bane voice, hence the confusion.

I reckon Crowder lurks on Sup Forums btw.

If colour doesn't matter why does seeing white people drive lefties insane

v gennnie u are

me when I see filthy Sapes posting in a proudly Neanderthal general

Because it only matters white privilege black lives matter. I hope that clears things up.

Looks like a brainlet cartoon.

absolutely based
youtube.com/watch?v=6MvTGipaAJU

its not really because nobody cared what he said

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>whaat's the point of amazon echo?
It's a bug.

MUSCULAR, located in the United Kingdom,[1] is the name of a surveillance programme jointly operated by Britain's Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) and the U.S. National Security Agency (NSA). GCHQ and the National Security Agency have secretly broken into the main communications links that connect the data centers of Yahoo! and Google. In a 30-day period from December 2012 to January 2013, it collected over 14 billion records.

MYSTIC is a formerly secret program used since 2009 by the US National Security Agency (NSA). The program was first revealed in March 2014, based upon documents leaked by Edward Snowden. It recorded phone calls for an entire country for 30 days, in 2011. Millions of voice clips are forwarded for processing and storage every month

The Digital Collection System Network (DCSNet) is the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)'s point-and-click surveillance system that can perform instant wiretaps on almost any telecommunications device in the US.

PRISM is a code name for a program under which the United States National Security Agency (NSA). PRISM collects stored internet communications based on demands made to internet companies. The United Kingdom also had access to the PRISM program

link the thread you stupid cunts

why is /brit/ moving so slowly tonight?

What we look like is just an indicator of who we are.

The lads are at the footy

most lads are probably at the meet up

time for toil on a SATURDAY

Sneed
Feed and seed

need an emotionally loyal malaysian gf

do not care about the gubbmint knowing i look at milf porn

wonder how many people would call you a tinfoil hat if you said that having a device in your home that is always fucking listening to you isn't such a good idea

its saturday night but its only 7 so you'd think there'd be more posters

might get a chinese in. what do we reckon?

dads in a mood with me because I won't go to the shop for him for beer and he wont get off his arse and do it himself so I've now had to buy my own takeaway and he's having nowt haha

state of these clickbait thumbnails haha

i reckon its a good idea

Post the menu

>saturday
toil posting only works on week days when i can relate

wonder if white people will start voting in their interests or if they truly will disappear within a few generations.

The rents got one when it was on sale. Told them I wouldn't ever have one in my house and I just got the fluoride stare.

given my bots the night off

Why aren't you out with your friends?

there was a fly in the curry last time I ordered a chinese
been eating from a new thai place since then

Any Strictly man

what's it like being 14? i kinda repressed those times

Got the new tendies from McDonald's. Pretty tasty lads

aye

Ho fun chicken noodles with black bean sauce

this post is my new water

starting to feel like there will be no choice but to go full unabomber in the not so distant future.

--------------GCHQ WARNING---------------
this post is satire, please don't send african death squads to my house

went out last night

What sort of chinky

what age did you lads stop showering with your dad?

Why

youtube.com/watch?v=RI4eVt_sYbw


hmmmm these dumb rednecks dont look so dumb now, they called the anti-white media out a decade ago and america mocked them

they're called goujons mate

>every video of her has comments disabled
dying

WELL MY SOUL CHECKED OUT MISSING AS I SAT LISTENING
TO THE HOURS AND MINUTES TICKIN' AWAY
YEAH, JUST SITTIN' AROUND WAITIN' FOR MY LIFE TO BEGIN
WHILE IT WAS ALL JUST SLIPPIN' AWAY
I'M TIRED OF WAITIN' FOR TOMORROW TO COME
OR THAT TRAIN TO COME ROARIN' 'ROUND THE BEND
I GOT A NEW SUIT OF CLOTHES A PRETTY RED ROSE
AND A WOMAN I CAN CALL MY FRIEND

THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
YEAH THERE'S BETTER DAYS SHINING THROUGH
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
BETTER DAYS WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU

WELL I TOOK A PISS AT FORTUNE'S SWEET KISS
IT'S LIKE EATIN' CAVIAR AND DIRT
IT'S A SAD FUNNY ENDING TO FIND YOURSELF PRETENDING
A RICH MAN IN A POOR MAN'S SHIRT
NOW MY ASS WAS DRAGGIN' WHEN FROM A PASSIN' GYPSY WAGON
YOUR HEART LIKE A DIAMOND SHONE
TONIGHT I'M LAYIN' IN YOUR ARMS CARVIN' LUCKY CHARMS
OUT OF THESE HEARD LUCK BONES

THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS IT'S TRUE
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS
THERE'S BETTER DAYS SHINING THROUGH

NOW A LIFE OF LEISURE AND A PIRATE'S TREASURE
DON'T MAKE MUCH FOR TRAGEDY
BUT IT'S A SAD MAN MY FRIEND WHO'S LIVIN' IN HIS OWN SKIN
AND CAN'T STAND THE COMPANY
EVERY FOOL'S GOT A REASON TO FEELIN' SORRY FOR HIMSELF
AND TURN HIS HEART TO STONE
TONIGHT THIS FOOL'S HALFWAY TO HEAVEN
AND JUST A MILE OUTTA HELL
AND I FEEL LIKE I'M COMIN' HOME

THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
THERE'S BETTER DAYS SHINING THROUGH
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS
BETTER DAYS WITH A GIRL LIKE YOU

THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS IT'S TRUE
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
BETTER DAYS ARE SHINING THROUGH

THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
BETTER DAYS IS THROUGH
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
BETTER DAYS ARE SHINING THROUGH

THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
I'VE GOT TO GET IT TO YOU
THESE ARE BETTER DAYS BABY
BETTER DAYS ARE SHINING THROUGH

Never started

you must be black

Uh oh! Paddy's got into trouble! Haha

>Ho fun

is this an actual meal or a typo?

It's weird, Ben looks like Cara, and you'd expect his sister to also, but she doesn't. Weird that.

I am of Italian ancestry

what

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dads shouldn't shower with kids
only reason you would is because you are a povo without a proper bath

youtube.com/watch?v=ohmajJTcpNk

it's fine until they are start to get shy then you know they are aware of private parts

before that it's all fun and games

Type of noodles

Theyre wide amd flat very glutinous and chewy

Just want normies to fuck off the Internet t.b.h. because they bring the police with them. Miss the days when nobody gave a fuck and you could just say and post anything without having to worry about the Met Hate Crime squad coming and kicking your door in.

fuck off with your shirt bait you lil piece of shit bet you're from the north and everything

impeach now

It's all fun and games until one of you get an erection.

lads

where is virtual money made
like you have physical printed cash, but the stuff that's on your bank account, where does that come from?
where does your employer get it from?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOONE ON THE MOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY time to leave for soho soon might see me about in g-a-y not gay just cool

never going to happen, normies are in it for the long haul and everything must be interconnected and be directly linked to their facebook or their phones or their actual identity in some form.

mad to think there might be some GCHQ runt reading these posts. Worse still they might know about my absolutely horrible taste in porn. Must be dire knowing how depraved otherwise normal people can be. Wouldn't be able to look at people the same way without thinking about what kind of bizarre things they watch in their spare time.

Have any of you lads seen your dad's willy?

Barged in on my dad having a poo when I was little and I saw it, all massive and hairy. Scarred me for life.

oxford normie TWAT

That Trump reenactment is very realistic

went for a piss in the shopping centre toilets earlier and am pretty sure there was a lad wanking in one of the cubicles

Its hardly anymore convenient

money has always been "virtual" in the sense that you are dealing with numbers rather than empirical amounts. npr.org/sections/money/2011/02/15/131934618/the-island-of-stone-money might help you understand

Could go for some fush n chups right about now lads

been slowly returning to normal porn as of late, dunno why it's just been happening, straplessdildo is very nice

In a few years, you could be watching "him" an TV and not even know he's already in a Martian bunker

Reckon i give off the shemale-porn addict vibe tjough

Mental health is spiralling. Unsure of how to stop it.

exercise

autistic screeching

remember that time you did something wrong and you were worried it was going to become a really big problem but then it never came up again? you're welcome

it was big and circumcised

did you give him some cheeky help? x

not long until that benny Christmas bonus now lads

>remembering that time I got raped and then the guy became a bafta winning actor...

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I do. It hasn't helped.

NLP mate.