Are you ready for Thanksgiving, Sup Forums?

Are you ready for Thanksgiving, Sup Forums?

You do celebrate and give thanks to our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ, don't you?

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Forcing people into being thankful to anybody is not very democratic.

Why the fuck are there pumpkins in the bread basket

>natives save incompetent puritan trash that later genocide them from starvation
>they till this day thank some jew nailed to a plank instead

you mean El Día de Acción de Gracias?

The Kingdom of Heaven is not a democracy.

Don't they teach you this in the Orthodox church?

The last time I've been in a church I was 11 years old. Never spoke to a cleric obviously.

I know this is unfamiliar concept for a Russian, but you’re not forced to celebrate a holiday here if you don’t want to.

But Thanksgiving was last month.

Here is winter
Is america still autumn

technically winter starts 12/21

Technically winter starts december 1st and ends february 28th

Thanksgiving has nothing to do with christian religion.

>12/21
>21
How many months do you orcs have?

12

putting the bigger grouping after the smaller one makes no sense

see also en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISO_8601#Dates

You're a month late bud.

Nice antisemitism (that Jew is your Lord and Savior btw) but wait--Thanksgiving has nothing to do with puritans or Native Americans. This is the original Thanksgiving proclamation:

abrahamlincolnonline.org/lincoln/speeches/thanks.htm

>Needful diversions of wealth and of strength from the fields of peaceful industry to the national defence, have not arrested the plough, the shuttle or the ship; the axe has enlarged the borders of our settlements, and the mines, as well of iron and coal as of the precious metals, have yielded even more abundantly than heretofore. Population has steadily increased, notwithstanding the waste that has been made in the camp, the siege and the battle-field; and the country, rejoicing in the consciousness of augmented strength and vigor, is permitted to expect continuance of years with large increase of freedom. No human counsel hath devised nor hath any mortal hand worked out these great things. They are the gracious gifts of the Most High God, who, while dealing with us in anger for our sins, hath nevertheless remembered mercy. It has seemed to me fit and proper that they should be solemnly, reverently and gratefully acknowledged as with one heart and one voice by the whole American People. I do therefore invite my fellow citizens in every part of the United States, and also those who are at sea and those who are sojourning in foreign lands, to set apart and observe the last Thursday of November next, as a day of Thanksgiving and Praise to our beneficent Father who dwelleth in the Heavens.

We should thank God for our amazing country and our amazing freedom every November. Native Americans and Puritans never factor into it and never have outside of their own thanksgiving feasts,
You are thinking of debates over "the first thanksgiving" which is where the first thanksgiving feast (itself an older European tradition) was celebrated in the USA.

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orcish measurements are truly something of their own

We use dd/mm/yy

don't use global poker face for such an obvious bait.

get your shit together

Old but good

That's why it makes no sense.

Consider the number one hundred twenty three

You write the biggest grouping (hundreds) first, the next biggest (tens) second, the smallest (ones) last.

ISO 8601 is an international standard, dummies.

Get gassed

your babushka must be sad

She's dead.

she is sad in heaven then

she loves you very much and only wants the best for her precious vnuk

You need to be baked in an oven