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ESKEEEEIT edition

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early and shit edition

becoming an au pair seems like a really excellent way to get murdered

wacky bruce outfoxed me again!

Lil Nigga in da house

want my own pet bruce

depends if you feel past your prime. if you're anywhere near your prime you should be out living life, not soaking up abuse and memes and banal shite from a screen.

that said, i actually just want millennials to fuck off because they are annoying as fuck

heard an Irish lad kissed a girl Friday night, any truth to it?

business idea: 19 year old gf who looks 14

got any gear mate

red bogies coming out of my nose because of all the gear I sniffed

and then I said "that's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"

WAHEY

rugby frenchmen

well I like the combination of sitting in and shitposting on week nights then getting smashed over the weekend

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Should have never plastered my face across this board. Another mistake on my part

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good tune lads

makes me want to kill myself


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don't see why people think being on Sup Forums means you can't go out and enjoy life at the same time

>If female, Kili. If male, something European like Toric.

Experimented with psychedelics like mushrooms and LSD and yet I did not become a lefty bender like so many other folk I used to know

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classic

sex is sacred

business idea: advertise /brit/ in old people's nursing homes to increase the level of wisdom and life experience behind /brit/ posts

Business idea: 14 year old gf who looks 19

So then I says: "Gibraltar? A barely know 'er!"

dont get it

>westerners who go to East Asia
Boggles the mind

10/10

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tried talking to the gf earlier but all I got was the ol fluoride stare

son, bukkake is when 6 japanese businessmen and a woman love each other very much

*Throws a handful of coppers at you in favour of your proposition*

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On International Mens Day it's time for women to sit down and listen how they can bee good allies

Hate niggers

recovering from depression has made my wanks less pleasurable

I like good things and hate bad things
RT if you agree

Yeah by bringing me a beer hahaha

Howdy y'all

any aussies here willing to kidnap turtlemong and ship him to Lincolnshire?
you will be rewarded handsomely for your efforts

secretly angry i will never be a short fat australian lesbian backpacking across the world

I'm not like other girls :) x

Am a brown eyed brown haired manlet

Supposedly, the J*ws were persuaded into entering the gas chambers by being told that they would be showered with gold (A golden shower if you will). Jews have a instinctual fear of water and would avoid the act of showering or the practice of grooming or personal hygiene.

gonna go to mcdonalds and order two meals but then eat both in my car

feels gud
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what rewards are we talking

clean your room

love john cusack

one of the reason jews were accused of causing the black death was because they had better hygene and were thus less likely to catch it themselves

1000 cans of victoria bitter

Fuck niggers, I said it. Just kidding, I dunno.

haven't had a wank since monday

The JIDF are out in force tonight

is lincolnshire nice

my testicular sweat smells like heinz spaghetti hoops

not sure what to make of this

any hot tub time machine man in?

Can't say I've ever seen a monday 2bh

yeah but you won't see much of it from your runt pen

mine smells like a fishmonger's wheelie bin

could save yourself the trouble and piss in a jug instead
XXXX or nothing

i'm going down to lucky town
down to lucky town

my pits smell of rich, delicious beef stew sometimes

The greatest nation on earth was mongrelized with spics and niggers just because Jews wanted to eliminate the possibility of another Nazi uprising.

Doing a wank with heinz spaghetti hoops lads

Please donate to Children In Need

>heinz
paying for the label

>The greatest nation on earth
england?

absolutely creased at this post

not sure why

no?
if anything "not-white" white people are even more racist than actual aryan whites

>it's a ''rich cunts telling me to give more'' episode
television charity marathons can fuck right off

the sausages in supermarket brand spaghetti and sausages are the most disgustingly grim things i've ever encountered

not to mention wrinkled like an old man's cock

Actually nice. I'll use that line on her, but not with the roses.

sad how English history is at least top 3 of all the nations in the world yet we get barely taught nothing about it

>british sausages

AND THE LESSON TODAY
IS
HOW TO DIE!

[pauses for 10 minutes]

underwear didnt fit

stretched the elastic as hard as i could
now it fits

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peng song

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I already donate to the WWF. Humans need to help themselves.

Yeah, racist to white people

counterproposal: you film yourself funnelling 1000 can of victoria bitter down 'urtle's anus

Have never and will never give any money to charity, beggars, buskers, and other assorted runt investments

I don't think you were paying attention in school?

racist

My armpits occasionally reek of passionfruit

p.s. I don't rub passionfruit on my armpits.

I keep donating but they keep being in need
starting to think this system is flawed

Only give money to white homeless folk 2bh

there's an old ad in australia that used this song and i can never remember what it was for
drives me insane

>International Men's Day
>No Google Doodle

why are google such bigots?

need an australian/irish/other runt to come live under my bed and receive frequent sexual, physical and mental abuse in exchange for food, shelter, water, and fresh straw once a fortnight

pub owner here
thank you for your donations

Google, society, and many multinational corporations want white men to not exist

...what's the straw for

any ecofascist man in

i know what it was

What are the odds this is a front for pedophilia?
>BBC project
>a magnet for the elite
>aimed at vulnerable kids
>one-eyed mascot (illuminati symbolism)
>"fundraising"