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early and shit edition
becoming an au pair seems like a really excellent way to get murdered
wacky bruce outfoxed me again!
Lil Nigga in da house
want my own pet bruce
depends if you feel past your prime. if you're anywhere near your prime you should be out living life, not soaking up abuse and memes and banal shite from a screen.
that said, i actually just want millennials to fuck off because they are annoying as fuck
heard an Irish lad kissed a girl Friday night, any truth to it?
business idea: 19 year old gf who looks 14
got any gear mate
red bogies coming out of my nose because of all the gear I sniffed
and then I said "that's not a barmcake, that's my wife!"
WAHEY
rugby frenchmen
well I like the combination of sitting in and shitposting on week nights then getting smashed over the weekend
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Should have never plastered my face across this board. Another mistake on my part
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don't see why people think being on Sup Forums means you can't go out and enjoy life at the same time
>If female, Kili. If male, something European like Toric.
Experimented with psychedelics like mushrooms and LSD and yet I did not become a lefty bender like so many other folk I used to know
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classic
sex is sacred
business idea: advertise /brit/ in old people's nursing homes to increase the level of wisdom and life experience behind /brit/ posts
Business idea: 14 year old gf who looks 19
So then I says: "Gibraltar? A barely know 'er!"
dont get it
>westerners who go to East Asia
Boggles the mind
10/10
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tried talking to the gf earlier but all I got was the ol fluoride stare
son, bukkake is when 6 japanese businessmen and a woman love each other very much
*Throws a handful of coppers at you in favour of your proposition*
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On International Mens Day it's time for women to sit down and listen how they can bee good allies
Hate niggers
recovering from depression has made my wanks less pleasurable
I like good things and hate bad things
RT if you agree
Yeah by bringing me a beer hahaha
Howdy y'all
any aussies here willing to kidnap turtlemong and ship him to Lincolnshire?
you will be rewarded handsomely for your efforts
secretly angry i will never be a short fat australian lesbian backpacking across the world
I'm not like other girls :) x
Am a brown eyed brown haired manlet
Supposedly, the J*ws were persuaded into entering the gas chambers by being told that they would be showered with gold (A golden shower if you will). Jews have a instinctual fear of water and would avoid the act of showering or the practice of grooming or personal hygiene.
gonna go to mcdonalds and order two meals but then eat both in my car
feels gud
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what rewards are we talking
clean your room
love john cusack
one of the reason jews were accused of causing the black death was because they had better hygene and were thus less likely to catch it themselves
1000 cans of victoria bitter
Fuck niggers, I said it. Just kidding, I dunno.
haven't had a wank since monday
The JIDF are out in force tonight
is lincolnshire nice
my testicular sweat smells like heinz spaghetti hoops
not sure what to make of this
any hot tub time machine man in?
Can't say I've ever seen a monday 2bh
yeah but you won't see much of it from your runt pen
mine smells like a fishmonger's wheelie bin
could save yourself the trouble and piss in a jug instead
XXXX or nothing
i'm going down to lucky town
down to lucky town
my pits smell of rich, delicious beef stew sometimes
The greatest nation on earth was mongrelized with spics and niggers just because Jews wanted to eliminate the possibility of another Nazi uprising.
Doing a wank with heinz spaghetti hoops lads
Please donate to Children In Need
>heinz
paying for the label
>The greatest nation on earth
england?
absolutely creased at this post
not sure why
no?
if anything "not-white" white people are even more racist than actual aryan whites
>it's a ''rich cunts telling me to give more'' episode
television charity marathons can fuck right off
the sausages in supermarket brand spaghetti and sausages are the most disgustingly grim things i've ever encountered
not to mention wrinkled like an old man's cock
Actually nice. I'll use that line on her, but not with the roses.
sad how English history is at least top 3 of all the nations in the world yet we get barely taught nothing about it
>british sausages
AND THE LESSON TODAY
IS
HOW TO DIE!
[pauses for 10 minutes]
underwear didnt fit
stretched the elastic as hard as i could
now it fits
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peng song
I already donate to the WWF. Humans need to help themselves.
Yeah, racist to white people
counterproposal: you film yourself funnelling 1000 can of victoria bitter down 'urtle's anus
Have never and will never give any money to charity, beggars, buskers, and other assorted runt investments
I don't think you were paying attention in school?
racist
My armpits occasionally reek of passionfruit
p.s. I don't rub passionfruit on my armpits.
I keep donating but they keep being in need
starting to think this system is flawed
Only give money to white homeless folk 2bh
there's an old ad in australia that used this song and i can never remember what it was for
drives me insane
>International Men's Day
>No Google Doodle
why are google such bigots?
need an australian/irish/other runt to come live under my bed and receive frequent sexual, physical and mental abuse in exchange for food, shelter, water, and fresh straw once a fortnight
pub owner here
thank you for your donations
Google, society, and many multinational corporations want white men to not exist
...what's the straw for
any ecofascist man in
i know what it was
What are the odds this is a front for pedophilia?
>BBC project
>a magnet for the elite
>aimed at vulnerable kids
>one-eyed mascot (illuminati symbolism)
>"fundraising"