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cara

>you will never have this effect on a woman

Milkfags btfo

>option 1
make a healthy meal with fresh ingredients
>option 2
cereals with milk

hmm

nobody does

>ai/robots/etc becomes common tech
>you can be kidnapped and have your consciousness uploaded into a bot and be sold to people that do whatever they want to you
>and you cant do anything

get the fuck outta here boi

survey time desu

>posing in your underwear
>work
Um no sweaty

My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am an American.

Why can't you losers understand that Britain was created for everyone, not just white people?

The amount of bigotry towards Brit-Pakistanis in these threads is worse here than anywhere else on the internet.

D master race

check out this shark with teeth

the dream

hah

that's mad

>dog
die

pretty sure thats shopped

FOY

me on the far left

Ffs this is depressing

why?

he's got a dodgy hairline

*farts a symphony*
alri

Girl from work (in her late 20s) added me on WhatsApp a few weeks ago, and she's just changed her profile picture to one where her chebs are hanging out.

Am I going to have a wank to her? Yes I probably am.

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This confuses and enrages the cager

define "hanging out" (with photographic evidence if possible"

drinking soy milk from my white male tears mug

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going to need to see this pic lad

wish i could climb through computers and shout at people for their poor knowledge of history.

good lad

im a manlet I can't ride on these
theure too big for me

literally all blacks do so he's on an even playing field

Fuck your blunt been on your lips

Call my girl if I want a kiss

Drain gang ceo never miss

Idgaf what u think

Off the E's i can't even blink

Put some painkillers in my drink

My shoes are Japanese, these trousers are English;
The red cap on my head is Russian, but still my heart is Indian

Warren buffet can live off junk, sleep four hours a day and run billion dollar businesses while you need activated almonds, emu meatballs and 14 hours of sleep to barely function as Starbucks barista.

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show us your deodorant

for sale
condoms
never worn

Warren Buffet can go and stuff it.

um this is cultural appropriation sweetie

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so sid

show me your citrus peels

facts

sure

Should I go to Oxford Street today lads? Its going to be heaving with people

y/n

Not much of a line in the traditional sense. More of a parabolic curve

daily reminder that mr. sheen shines umpteen things clean

Just went to Asda lads. Don't know why I was so prejudiced against it, it's even cheaper than Tesco and they sell some pretty nice stuff.

Might shave my head lads

once had a wank in asda toilets

elon musk still has anxiety and confidence issues poor bloke

money can't buy it all

Fixies are really popular in Saigon so they've been growing on me a bit

doesn't matter still cute

did a shit earlier today and still have that lovely empty feeling inside

he is an autist

what if you met your dream girl but she had the same name as your mam

bender

anime

>3 years for raping a 12 year old repeatedly
what the fuck is going on?? The world doesn't make sense anymore

not a bender just appreciate cuteness simple as

>soyboy
cringe

would crush rorke's skull if even even DARED to open his mouth within my vicinity

youtu.be/DRq-2a5lAeg?t=38m17s

funny how all the soyboys have GFs and you're a lonely virgin banging on about how all women are sluts(despite the fact that they won't sleep with you) isn't it rorke, HIGHLY coincidental

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not that funny really

had a dream last night where I married a russian girl that I met on holidays. She was only a 6/10, even in my dreams I'm starting to have low expectations

can not fathom a straight man wearing the clothes you wear desu

should I watch Thor Ragnarok or Justice League first?

Is that you? Ideal Medt*id aesthetics.

thor

'

no
not turtle

turtle is a handsome young man, in the straightest possible terms

I rate turtle tbf

bender

someone triggered by international men's day?

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haha I'm ugly and short and I hate myself
haha

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haha im handsome and tall and i hate myself
haha

How tall?

Im climbing... I don't wanna fall

Thor
Never watch JL

5'1

just making lunch x

5'6

MUGABE IS DEAD

VIVA RHODESIA

christ
did Drake nonce her up? Where's this from Sup Forums?

same wanna make out

millie b is such a slag

Name 10 things that are not Jackie Chan

>mugabe is worth $20 mil
eh

My 5'5 m8 just got married to a qt 5'5 blue eyed blonde. You're in the same boat as all us sub 6ft losers.

Any yank man in?

damn I thought it was "at the waterfall"

>Millie Bobby Brown is deaf in one ear
explains why she enjoys Drake then haha right lads? right? lads?