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real working man hours who tf up edition

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even sexy guys go to jail julian

had a dream that black kids and fat white girls kept harassing and in some cases physicially assaulting me in community college
towards the end some black kid asked me to let him try some of my pumpkin spice M&Ms (don't even think these are a thing) and I just told him to fuck off.
wish I was making this up.

Hope everyone is going to Church today

You okay, user?

I'm watching Joel Olsteen

I sometimes imagine being a citizen of a third world country and participating in a revolution.
But then again I'm a privileged suburban faggot that would probably die, so hmmmmmmmmm

I think the sun wants you to shoot up your school dude.

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Wdtmbt?

I had to fight a corrupt fairy god mother's seprd wielding goon her in a zelda overhead 3rd person view to save some kingdom.
I think the castle ties in to other dreams I've had, because I also remembered bits of ither ones.
basically just a shrek ripoff
There was also a shitty chinese village at some point but don't remembered what I did there.

the one with the dog cracked me up

>most white americans are german(?)
>jews control the americans
hmmm

Do any of these lines look like they should be grouped in a different graph?

Roy Moore will win

they should all be put on the same graph and instead of color coding it she be different dashes and dots

that's this

notice the scale bar on the upper left and lower left

they vary by orders of magnitude. also the point is to group the different samples into different graphs

LSD is the best drug
>cheap as dirt
>lasts long
>in your face and euphoric/fun
>safe
etc.

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Drugs are for niggers and wiggers

Don't do drugs

Are people in the rust belt region so similar to slavs?
>decaying cities
>old factories and pollution
>rampant alcohol and substance abuse
>instead of track suits the unemployed wear ill fitting baggy jeans and crappy graphic tees

I woke up about 20 minutes before this post was made but made breakfast and went to the store
Do I count?

nothing wrong with doing drugs

By this post I mean this thread
>tfw fell sleep at midnight but woke up at 6:30

It's more like white Afghanistan

That's what happens with decaying industrialism.

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100% factual representation of soyboys

Wish John McCain would die

I tend to spend hours imaging myself living a more fulfilling and successful life.

found the bootlicker

how so?

drugs are for worthless shitheaps, but they should be legal

Every man and woman have the full right, given by God and the founding fathers, to wield a firearm and defend themselves against those who take the law in to their own hands with the aim to bring others harm. Amen!

shooting squads are the only humane way of executing a death sentence

This but unironacally

This

dunno how people manage to do the fire temple without the tunic

shits hard

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lol us pogs am i right?

xD god bless our veterans

If you want me to start ragging on logistics support and fobbits i'm not going to. They're precious little children. You can't really insult POGs in Canada because everyone is kind of a POG.

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are those hooves?

wtf

is that saru

what the FUCK

This but unironically

Would honestly rock your gfs world with my penis

My gf has only ever had sex with me

until now

>/cum/poster_goes_out.jpg

>81993131
yeah, i stole it from your personal collection.
what are you going to do about it?

Whats your MOS?
The several I saw in 29 Palms all looked that way to be honest bro

i'm not in the military. i was being facetious

Good morning /cum/buns

>81993167
gonna call the janny, you fucking bitch, how does that sound?

Great choice man

omg i wish i were that onion

*asks you for a dance*

*poses as dane poster*

So take the photographs, and still frames in your mind
Hang it on a shelf in good health and good time
Tattoos of memories and dead skin on trial
For what it's worth it was worth all the while

It's something unpredictable, but in the end is right,
I hope you had the time of your life.

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Just eat a Stromboli

*refuses the dance*
*tells fake dane to stop that*

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Woah is this true?

aaah

*turns around and speeds away

sort of

Thicc

yes

>tfw no gf to ask what she wants to eat

Saru a fast

WISH I COULD TURN BACK TIME

*dances with fake dane*

I would literally tell him to fuck off if he asked me anything or whatever. That level of autism actually makes me angry.

I seriously cannot decide whether or not I should go to university or trade school

*calls you a whore while watching you dance*

>focusing in only one aspect of certain activity with a mere objective description of it to make it look trivial and meaningless
>omg such philosophy!!

yeah you can do that with literally everything

No

it's a joke you sperg

Why do tradcons consider being single considered as selfish? Aren't women already taking my money via taxation and fucking Chad Thundercock? I don't see roasties clawing over me

what a buzzkill

stop being a bitter incel

roommate is watching Rick and Morty

little hint here:
it's not worse than watching shitty anime shit you're watching

I like that show.

take a shower, jungle monkey. you're in no position to act superior

I am the best extraflag poster

roommate is watching Xavier: Renegade Angel

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sounds like a swell guy

>Xavier: Renegade Angel

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shhhh be very quiet, my kot is sleep

i don't know what this is

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