Alexander the Great was Nordic, kiddo

Alexander the Great was Nordic, kiddo.

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Alexandre le Grand était français

WTF does "Nordic" even mean?

He was white but he must went and stick his dick in every vagina he laid his eyes on. Rather stupid, as a result now every one can claim they are his descendant and shit.

It's already been proven by Greek historians that Alexander the great was described as fair skinned and had blonde or red hair. Him being a swarthy sandnigger is a myth
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>1 The outward appearance of Alexander is best represented by the statues of him which Lysippus made, and it was by this artist alone that Alexander himself thought it fit that he should be modelled. 2 For those peculiarities which many of his successors and friends afterwards tried to imitate, namely, the poise of the neck, which was bent slightly to the left, and the melting glance of his eyes, this artist has accurately observed. 3 Apelles, however, in painting him as wielder of the thunder-bolt, did not reproduce his complexion, but made it too dark and swarthy. Whereas he was of a fair colour, as they say, and his fairness passed into ruddiness on his breast particularly, and in his face. 4 Moreover, that a very pleasant odour exhaled from his skin and that there was a fragrance about his mouth and all his flesh, so that his garments were filled with it, this we have read in the Memoirs of Aristoxenus.[156]
>[T]he strong, handsome commander with one eye dark as the night and one blue as the sky.[157][158]

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Alejandro Magno was Iberian

alexander was albanian

Wow, such Nordic features.

>alexander had red hair
Do you people even listen to what you say

According to the fifth paragraph of Plutarch’s Life of Alexander,

The statues that gave the best representation of Alexander's person were those of Lysippus (by whom alone he would suffer his image to be made), those peculiarities which many of his successors afterwards and his friends used to affect to imitate, the inclination of his head a little on one side towards his left shoulder, and his melting eye, having been expressed by this artist with great exactness. But Apelles, who drew him with thunderbolts in his hand, made his complexion browner and darker than it was naturally; for he was fair and of a light colour, passing into ruddiness in his face and upon his breast. Aristoxenus in his Memoirs tells us that a most agreeable odour exhaled from his skin, and that his breath and body all over was so fragrant as to perfume the clothes which he wore next him; the cause of which might probably be the hot and adust temperament of his body.

commence the butthurt

didn't read lol

>WE WUZ ALEXANDER AND SHIEEET BRUH

Not even niggers are this disgusting, jesus christ. You stormfags are embarrassing.

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ruled you for millenia m*doids

That is right, we were kings

muh vikangz

VAR

ÖVERVIKTIGA

KUNGAR

back to Sup Forums asshole

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Why can't shitskins handle the truth, it's already proven by ancient historians that he was fair skinned/light eyed. I don't why it triggers medshits so much if you mention the fact that there were both white and swarthy Greeks in ancient times just like modern Greece. I dont know why medshits all want to claim the ancient Greeks as if they were all dark brown Saudi or Turk looking fucks.

SKIT

Are you the retard that claims that modern Italians can pass off as locals in Saudi Arabia every other thread?

No, I just find it funny how Sup Forums went from making fun of blacks WeWuzzing as Romans/Greeks to now claiming all of them as dark brown people
>DUDE there were no white Romans or Greeks LMAO
I don't why it's so hard for people to believe that just like how there are brown and white Greeks today, there were brown and white ones in ancient times. It's like Sup Forums can't comprehend the fact that there may have been blonde or blue eyed Greeks even though there are some today(albeit a small minority)

>to now claiming all of them as dark brown people
Nobody does that. It's you however that keep claiming them to be white and blonde nordic gods.
They were meds, not filthy african apes.

literally nobody has said such thing, stop daydreaming. Saying that ancient greeks weren't nordics /=/ all of them looked like arabs

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This board spergs out anytime you mention that there probably blonde or blue eyed meds in ancient times just like how there are some today. People here can't fathom the fact that not all Romans or Greeks were swarthy

Blackmanlis

So the greeks kept a record on the "barbarians" cucking them

hmmm

That was painted hundreds of years after his death by people who never met him

Please give context to this. It's hilarious but just the excerpt doesn't really explain much.

it was painted by the romans as a replica to a greek one painted during alexander's life time or very close to it

There is no proof of that

pathetic, just pathetic

alexander as any med was brown haired, brown eyed and probably was pretty dark with no sun protections and baths

It's what historians believe

Woodford, Susan. (1982) The Art of Greece and Rome. Cambridge: Cambridge University Press, p. 67

>vikangz behaved exactly like hobos nowadays do
jesus, what a shitty time to be alive that must have been

That's not proof though

>ancient romans were white
>italy gets """invaded and outbreeded""" by germanics
>italy is now not white

HMMMMM

Ancient Greeks were roughly the same as modern Greeks in terms of variety (hair color, eyes) you dunce.

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Stop it already you retard.

WE WUZ VIKANGS AND SHIEEET

They are right though.


Germanics aren't white.

>(instead of horse eyeballs)
always gets me

So what proof do you have? You're the one disagreeing with basic history.

shit dont add up

jesus fucking christ, just sit down son you lost

Modern southern "europeans" are genetically no different from turks and araps.
Before, they were nordics

It's pretty clear that modern Nordics look much more like ancient greeks than modern greeks do.

Scientists have proven this time after time.

the guy that wrote this was born 300 years after alexander died. obviously he never met him either

>n*rds are now playing the "we wuz" game
really makes me think

>reeeee stop listening scientists t.frog

>WE WUZ SCIENTIST N SHEIT

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what else do finns have?

he was an insane gay manlet, so it's possible

No, the Nordic Indo-European conquerors eventually intermingled with the farmer locals that led into their decline.

inshallah

>t. y*Kubite

Imagine if autism could be weaponised.

>page 10
Not on my watch.
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

Not even close, today its very much blended with oriental blood

That's unfortunate.

albanian subhuman in Canada

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I'm beginning to understand why blonde women and black men are shipped together so frequently.

he was a TÜRK man. Don't believe wh*Te history

Why do nords hate us south europeans?