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gooby bless
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Heem's thoughts on the quintessentially Finnish fighter Makwan "Mr Finland" Amirkhani?
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anyone else feel dumb for picking Edgar
Ortega knocks him out
Memer, barely fights, didn’t capitalize on early hype and missed his chance at a run
LMAO. thanks for the laugh bud
Cringe
Frankie wins 99/100 times
Why is spammy targetting Australia now
did his feelings get hurt
Our boy
He needs to be more aggressive when striking
Ortega is a legit killer and will be champion shortly. If you don't know, now you know.
future of binland
Ga-ga-ga-
kek
lmao what a villain
what does that even mean considering conor isn't even showing up anymore
both these guys are fags
Our boy Conrad is going to town on the h8rs
he just sounds insecure desu
what did he mean by this?
i mean really, no idea
Conor got worked by Tony
He's fighting the winner of Tony v Khabib. It's kind of obvious.
Artem fighting on the 223 card too, so Conor 100% in the audience.
Expect a WWE jump into the cage after the bell.
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*Dana gives Ortega the shot against Khabib in an undefeated champ vs champ match to spire Conor for holding out on him*
Conor will be mad jelly Ortega takes his spot
Desu I thought Edgar could be in trouble if Ortega got it to the ground, I sure didn't expect him to kill Fwonkie in the first round though
>UFC 223
>main event time
>after an absolutely GRUELING, FOTY-worthy 4.5 rounds, Khabib finally manages to sub Tony
>crowd goes nuts
>Rogan is in the ring interviewing Khabib
>suddenly the mic cuts
>lights go out
>Foggy Dew hits
>N-N-NOTORIOUS! Uh, uh, sicka than yo average poppa twist cabbage
>Conor comes out of the fighter's entrance and dance-walks to the octagon dressed in a $25,000 Versace suit and clean gators carrying the REAL belt
>IT WOS A GOOD FOITE, BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT'S NOT DA REAL FOOKIN BELT. UFC 226, DANA, GIVE ME DA CONTRACT
How hard do you mark?
>user come downstairs! Bordent Sweb that ultimate wrestler you like is on tv again!
I was going to say he's just trying to slowly set up a fight with Max since it risks less but then I saw this
that would be kino, i have to admit.
Goobs is a faggot
Ortega bless
hard bro, i mark real hard
Desu the UFC should do mandrama shit like that sometimes
and then Colby cracks Woodley on the head with the money in the bank
they hardly do it and when they do we get gold shit like WAN PANCH, it would be amazing
they already are trying it low key like getting Bisping to talk shit to Whittaker post fight, Yoel post fight while he was hiding up in his box etc. just not on that huge level like WWE
is the UFC crazy enough to do Hunt vs Arlovski
Brian Ortega is a breath of fresh air in a league full of Connor clones
People will mark for an hour. But I think afterwards he's going to get booed. Just a feeling they'll turn on him.
they'll just pipe in positive noise like they do in WWE and NFL
but I do agree that people have/will probably turn on him
>doesn't fight
>doesn't defend titles
talking shit for the sidelines gets old for people real fast
Mandrama has always been an aspect of mma. Only a casual disputes this. The problem in the sport is meme fights, not shit talk.
Any publicity is good publicity. Whether they boo or cheer Goobs it doesn't matter, what matters is that a fight between him and Khabib would do 3 million buys guaranteed.
i'm borderline on more ufc as it is. i think that would just push it right into wwe town and.. meh
Paulo bless.
Flukes exist. Guys like Edgar don't normally get KOd by guys like Ortega.
Oh, so you don't like Ortega anymore? lolol
>spicy fight between two top tier fighters
>neither of them are my boys so I'm not emotionally invested
Is there a better feeling than this? I'm referring to Tony vs Khabib btw
> 3 million buys guaranteed
Kek
i want to be him
>every guy from Germany is the Ortegaspammer
What's stopping you?
i'm white and wouldn't kill a fly
Yoel vs Paulo
Who wins?
yoel split decision
Mexican chin
Black fighting
White endurance
The perfect fighter
>not being able to take a joke
Definitely German.
>that """"banter"""
Definitely American
>Black fighting
what does that even mean
>Black Fighting
*Sucker punches you from behind while walking to the ring*
Probably means good footwork
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When you have that much size advantage you can basically do whatever you want out of your opponent in the striking.
>things that weren't mentioned before the fight
T city haters BTFO
*jumps you with 7 buddies and calls you a pussy*
You're American too, autist.
german humour is no laughing matter mate
Sick burn
Yoel vs Luke
Yoel didn't even make weight
Ngannou has killer footwork my guy
Look at Edgar's frame compared to Ortega. It's not just height.
That feel when you share the board with literal underage retards that only care for mandrama and the cult of personality shit. It's not a good feel.
He kicked Yair's ass. Frankie wasn't thrown to the sharks dude.
Why are redditors so gay lmao
does his fantasy not involve Peahead winning the fight ?
I'd mark pretty hard desu
Khabib fags will be BTFO'd
That is 4th rate humor. Also, plenty of people here dumb enough to actually believe it.
Why does DC call him the king of Lafayette
Why do some fighters have one amateur fight before jumping to pro?
Just wondering, is there a rule against spanking someone's ass in the cage? Could cyborg have just dropped Yana mounted her and slapped her ass until she tapped?
I'm sure the dyke fighters get a rush from dominating pretty girls in the ring, and it would be an effective way to fuck with your opponents head. Prob wouldn't fly on a legit promo like the UFC, but maybe on a smaller regional show
retard strength confidence
It seems to work sometimes. A lot of people with 1 ammy fighter end up building up a nice streak in the pros
Spanking like light taps on the butt or Aniki style spanking?
Because Dustin screamed that at DC When he fought Bobby Green I think
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I don't think there is a position you can hold an opponent in your weight class in for extended spankings. It would be easy to escape, build base, or posture up while your opponent was spanking you. It would have to be quick little spanks, which are usually the best kind anyway.
I.. uh
Look how effeminate Schaub is dressed. He is dressed like Peg Bundy from the waist down. It's disgusting. The (((fashion industry))) is trying to turn us all into a bunch of sissies. Chris Tucker in 5th Element looking ass nigga, SMDH.
should Bungo Skub host the Oscars next year?
edgar is a boxerciser shadow boxer. He telegraphs every time he throws by throwing punches from out of range as he rushes in. Even if you're taller than your opponent this gets you countered like in Holm vs shevchenko
It wasn't a fluke, Edgar wasn't in control of a single second of the fight. Terrified to shoot and he doesn't have the firepower to keep Ortega off him.
Edgar is overrated, he's got several meme wins
>Penn
>Faber
>Yair
I'm having a hard time trying to figure out what is the common denominator between these people
Quick someone recommend me a fight. Having some anxiety atm and I need to take my mind off of it.
the absolute STATE of the ufc