lmao hey guys did you know that the capital of Austria is literally “Wiener” wtf hahahahahaha
Lmao hey guys did you know that the capital of Austria is literally “Wiener” wtf hahahahahaha
>US capital is called Washington
>Americans don't wash themselves
They wash water
fucking retard, it's named after George Washington our president during the revoluton against england
I think it's dirtier in GERMany,
Fpbp
Oh shit so that's why it's the same name it all make sense now
You mean the French, Spanish and Dutch war against England. While you were doing nothing on the other side of the world.
>b-but we r-refused to drink tea
Literally who cares man.
It was a joke dumbass
>Americans revolt against king George just so they have a George with a last name that reminds them to have a bath
>fresh you's in the morning
best way to start the day
>Russian capital is called Moscow
>No cows
>the Netherlands are actually low countries
everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
>capital of japan is kyoto
>i don't have a joke
hmmm
>the capital of Australia is New Zealand
>new zealand isn't even on the world map
>Capital of the United Kingdom is لندن
>Capital of Sweden is Stockholm
>Swedes are essential livestock and it is their home
considering Mexico is so high and around a third of your country are Hispanic I can see why the US is higher than Europe in that stat
>Switzerland has no capital
a-at least we have mosques
which animal is that?
t. washes less than a frog
>Spain capital is Madrid
>Is actually a fairly sensible rid
>Thailand has a capital called bangkok
>You literally bang cocks in Thailand.
>port of spain
>is located nowhere near spain
it's not very mad
This isn’t the purpose of the thread you fucking retards.
First day on Sup Forums?
>ameridirts
it is now homie
>washington
>washing a ton
>washing an american
poetry
>capital of ireland is dublin
>check out these dublins
>stockholm syndrome
>we literally named our capital after a syndrome which makes you feel compassionate towards your captor (refugees haha)
how can we even make this shit up
See Germany this is what happens when you try keep up the good work
>Berlin
>Bearlin
>Bears are a symbol of falling stock markets
>Berlin is an economic shitshow
actually it's called stockholm syndrome because of a bank robbery that took place in Stockholm where 4 of the captives defended their captors and would not testify against them
no it's called veen you dumbfuck
Berlin and bears are both pretty comfy tho
>malmö
>not even an island nor is it filled with ores
>Bulls symbolize a rising market
>Frankfurt is near Offenbach
>it is full of black bulls
LOL
it actually means gravel pile
>Kiev
>doesn't even open anything
It is now
>Warsaw
>Poland were passive observers during WW2
>Rome
>people aren't roaming around but live in houses
>Budapest
>nobody's insulting the menacing Buddha
>Manilla
>No giant male monsters
>Tokyo
>nobody took me
Literally dying laughing
>Bluetooth on phone isn't working
>travel to Paris
>phone still isn't pairing
...
This is the saddest thread on Sup Forums
...
>go to Sydney
>people are sitting on their butts
>travel to Melbourne
>turns out Mel Gibson was born in the US, not Australia
>visit Adelaide
>didn't score with pop singer Adele
Australia is a scam.
>Canberra
>cans of beer are available
should have visitied proper cities
>expecting the topic to remain the same
>on Sup Forums
>Brisbane
>Doesn't wear the mask
Wait a sec Brisbane isn't pronounced anything like Bane. That was literally the only mistake I made in my "oral" exam.
>Brisbane
>is a bin
>Toowoomba
>Not even one woomba
>Toowoomba
Jesus Christ Australia, how do you come up with those names?
How is it pronounced then? "ban"?
Briz bin
kek
Using aboriginal names then not being able to pronounce aboriginal names and backpedalling
It's a verbal exam
Oral tastes different
>Barcelona
>not a single bar named Celona
WE
Next you'll tell me there's a difference between rectal and anal exams!
not even one wagga in Wagga Wagga either
>hobart
>no prostitutes named bartholomew
>buenos aires
>the air was not good
>christchurch
>48% christian
>tehran
>teh only jogged lightly
>manchester
>no one's beds were dressed
>Oslo
>not even below sea level
>Capetown
>no superheroes anywhere
>Canberra
>women's underwear is not made of tin
>Oslo
>no donkeys
Yeah, haha and the german word for driving a car is FART!!!!
>Vilnius
>isn't a newspaper in some small French town
Does it really sound French?
>Ville
>News
At least in Russian
>baghdad
>lots dads in body bags.
Kids too
Fuck yeah.