/v4/: shitholes and friends

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>2017 was good for vidya
>because of games for children like Mario
oh wow
also the fact that there are only like 3 fucking games worth mentioning and players go
>woah what a great year, last year it was 1 good game :)
already speaks volumes

>because of games for children
all of these are games for children
and superman sucks fucking cock

>vidya
manchild
only acceptable games for adults are /gsg/

no shit, all capeshit sucks cock

name two (2) years that had more than 3 good games
games are for children yes

w&b

>HURR I'M A POLACK I GOT PATRITIONED THREE TIMES AND MY NATION IS KNOWN ONLY FOR CLEANING TOILETS LET ME TELL YOU HOW TO LIVE YOUR LIFE

if I listened to polacks my entire life would be nothing but working overtime to get some pathetic scraps, raise someone else's child because
>ojciec nie musi byc biologiczny, musi byc kochajacy ;)
and die in some retarded uprising where the entire battle plan consisted of
>YOLO XD

hey fuck you

don't tell me what to do like I'm your soon to be bydło son who will fuck off to England or end up in jail

Ok 2007 and 2011.

>2007
hmmm yes, yes, agreed
>2011
two good games, rest was mediocre at best

Germans should develop Polack Simulator 2017

what do you stupid fucking eastern euroshits know about gaming?

You know fuck all about life in general that's why you are all poor and shit and world hates you.

Every day of mine is fucking fulll of surprises, it's spontaneous, it's like Bilbo Baggins leaving his shithole for the first time.

Your life is just a decades long recreation of life in soviet gulag for you every game that even works is ''good'' so no wonder you make shit up like
>HURR EVERYONE AGREES THIS YEAR WAS GREAT
when in fact everyone agreed this year was bland
>inb4 Sup Forums
yeah as if those fucking cocksucking retarded faggots who talk about muh skill yet can't deal with fucking Ludwig in Bloodborne and spend more time making
>MAH WAIFU MAH WAIFU
threads than talking about games themselves know anything.

Don't fucking teach me about entertainment industry for your baltshit subhumans and slav half niggers the peak of entertainment is throwing rocks at a wall I hope nuclear war happens soon.

If you want a polack simulator just play STALKER but without using guns.

wahahaha btfo.

so much blunders this years, politics shit, lootboxes.

No one ever fucking goes
>I wish I lived in Eastern Europe

not a single fucking country east of Germany except for Russia, China and Japan even matters.

No one fucking is in awe of hohols, stupid fucking shituanians, polack shit scrubbers or fucking hunganiggers who don't even speak an european language
>LE BASED BECAUSE LE Sup Forums
go fuck youself

if opinion of some shitskinned NEETs mattes so much to you it gives you an ego boost then it says a lot about how retarded average eurotrash europeon is

Fucking lithuanians eat shit on daily basis so I'm not surprised they defend microtransactions forced into every game I bet in gulagania, I mean in shit, I mean in Lithuania Battlefront 2 gets 10/10 scores
>I got to play only a quarter of the content original Battlefront 2 had, 10/10 experience
The Bydlo Gaming
>Absolutely amazing ''fuck over your consumers'' mechanics 10/10
PCuck Gamer
>I have to pay 80 dollars for Vader AND grind to unlock him? A breath of fresh air in FPS games 10/10
Lithuanian Hangman


go fuck yourselves for even considering this act of theft and scumfuckery acceptable
>dude it's not mandatory lmao xD

remember when games actually had some fucking content instead of giving you a demo version that you have to unlock via throwing money at it?

Fucking faggots.

Nuke entire eastern europe.

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Elex is dog shit and again only krauts and eastern euroshits shill it
>hehe it's like Gothic ;)
IT'S NOT

first of all the setting sucks ''blend of SF and fantasy'' my fucking ass those two worlds blend about as well as putting a statue of nigger cock in a church and they added generic Mad Max wasteland too.

Fucking shit animations, I hate shit animations in games.

Every quest a fucking fetch quest.

Combat sucks but combt is shit in all RPGs.

Fuck Elex.

Fuck Risen.

Gothic 2 was the only good game they made.

For you stupid faggots should be a whole new game genre called ''goyim sim'' you just open the game and you have a screen saying ''send 50 shekels to proceed'' and if you do that it will ask for 100 then after you spend 10000 shekels on it you will just have a picture of middle finger and I bet you stupid faggots will shill it and use the standard excuse fourth world countries use to defend trash games
>it has atmosphere ;)
every fucking game has some sort of atmosphere that doesn't mean every game should be shit

>gothic 2
fucking casual
gothic 1 was the last good one from series

I wonder what sort of movies you shits like if you consider this trash year full of scams and full of shit to be hehe great because

WHOLE TWO FUCKING GAMES

one of which is fucking Mario

came out.

I bet you like Marvel movies kill yourselves.

Go fucking play GTA irl you cunts, go to England and once people realise you're from eastern europe you will automatically be chased by cops.

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I wonder what sort of books you read. I bet you're the kind of whores who go
>hehe I'm so smart I read books :)
then it turns out it's fucking fantasy. Fantasy is to books what McDonalds is to food.

Why your camera sucks so much

You all suck at sports.

>hat in time
>mario odyssey
>breath of the wild
>cuphead
>nioh
all of these were greatly received games that don't have any microtransactions whatsoever. yes, games that have microtransactions are absolute cancer, but if you buy them you only have yourself to blame
comfy, but looks kind of dead

all the games you mentioned make me wanna kill myself and CUphead is a meme game
>oh god so hard :O
it's just a standard platformer even fucking Castlevania IV is harder

Conjuring was shit and so was Conjuring 2 and so was It Follows. Every time I listen to normies they fucking lie to me, they don't know shit about horror because they are retarded cunts so they consider half of the Goosebumps episodes to be the pinnacle of horror.

Fucking normies turn everything they touch into shit they should stick to comedies and Transformers.

he's eastern european and can't afford a proper one
everyone in ee is basically working 12h/day for a bag of rice a month
this guy must be a chief of the village or something considering he has access to cameras

Normies are such fucking niggers thanks to them RPG games are dead because they whined about RPG mechanics in them so Fallout 4 is just a shit FPS and next TES game will propably just be open world action game.

They ruined survival horror because Outlast was their baby's first horror and they equate all horror games with fucking walking sims so almot all of the upcoming ones are walking sims as well.

Normies ruined the fucking world. This is why I'm always happy to hear about terrorist attacks.

I hope one day some Religion of Peace follower will get access to nukes.

So guys. Let's talk about v4 cultu- OH THAT'S RIGHT THERE ISN'T ANY

HAHAHAHA

>Why your camera sucks so much
???

I wish i was rich. I would hide it from everyone to avoid vultures, I would find myself some nice girl and once I trust her enough I would reveal my power level and spoil her with gifts, we would marry and live happily ever after in a gated mansion from which we would throw rocks at poorfags.

He's right your camera is so shit a lithuanian wanted to eat it.

Litwini jedzą gówno.

kurwa marcel kiedyś cię uduszę

I honestly would be a great fucking husband. I bet you guys know nothing about being a husband, in your gulags a good husband means a fat slob who fucking watches football while drinking beer.

>should be completing assignments
>argue with marcel instead
i am time and time again surprised how retarded i am

Co robisz za granicą Janusz? Ta słynna polska mniejszosc w Wilnie?

Haha oby cie dyskryminowali. Ja pierdole dawać sie litwinom

slav - slave

I'm also surprised how retarded you are.

Fuck me I need a hug. I feel like a celestial vacuum cleaner sucked out my soul.

there there man

Hej marcel why do you live in poland if you hate it so much?

Because I was born here.

But thats not an argument move to a better country then like isréál c:^)

Don't tell me how to live my life you fucking ugro nigger.

u mad bro?

I'm saved, thanks fuck
time for supper

Czy jest język polski powinny stać się trzecim językiem na Białorusi?

Belaruse is not even a country to begin with.

I would rather have them all speaking Belarusian but I don't see why Polish or Russian among other languages couldn't become a choice, a secondary tongue. No harm in that.

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KEK karate BTFOd as usual

KEKATE

why does he keep making these cringy noises when he tries to hit the other guy

POST TRADITIONAL MARTIAL ARTS GETTING BTFO'D
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KEK

NO WONDER BOXING AND MUAY THAI ALWAYS SHITS ON TRADITIONAL MEME ARTS

IN BOXING AND MT YOU HAVE A BUNCH OF NIGS AND CHINKS BRAWLING IT SINCE THEY WERE KIDS, WHEN YOU WERE THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS DIDN'T BUY YOU A NEW VIDEO GAME THEY WERE GETTING IN THE RING LEARNING HOW TO NOT BE A FAG

MEANWHILE TRADITIONAL MARTIAL ARTS ARE PRACTICED BY NU - MALES AND EDGELORDS WHO PLAYED TEKKEN TOO MUCH

ABOOOGA ABOOGA MUH GENKI DAMA OOPS I GOT FUCKED UP BY A RIGHT HOOK

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BJJ ALSO FUCKS EVERYTHING UP

WHY ALL GOOD HANDGUNS ARE MADE BY KRAUTS AND AUSTRIANS?

GLOCK, SIG, H&K, RUGER

AND YOU DID FUCKING SHIT

AT LEAST PEPIKS HAVE A GUN

BUT THE REST OF YOU FUCKING ISSUES WOODEN CLUBS TO THEIR COPS OR SOMETHING

HAHA

DUMB EUROSHITS

AND RUSSIA HAS PLENTY OF GOOD GUNS TOO FUCK YOU

is that even Marcel
caps just makes it too much and cringy af

>INB4 MUH GLOCKNADE

FUCK YOU NIGGER

GLOCK SO BAD COPS ALL AROUND THE WORLD USE IT

BETTER STICK TO YOUR OBSOLETE, HEAVY PIECE OF SHIT 1911 RIGHT?

FUCKER

.45 A CALIBER FOR COCKSUCKERS!!!1

MUH STOPPING POWAH EXCEPT 9MM PISTOLS HAVE TWICE THE CAPACITY

MORE BULLETS > MUH MEME POWER

EVEN COPS FUCKING SAY STOPPING POWER IS A MEME

SO KILL YOURSELF

HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED CS BTW?

HEADSHOTS OR FUCK OFF

THE ONLY THING .45 CAN STOP IS YOUR CHANCES OF GETTING LAID YOU FUCKING VIRGIN

personally i think that all people who ruined porn on /gif/ should be lined up and shot
this includes gays, cucks and footfags

Elaborate.

BTW what is your fav gun calibre?

everytime i visit /gif/ there's like one thread that appeals to not-mentally ill people, the rest is all degenerate shit like traps or cuckoldry
don't care about guns

what's wrong with watching cuckoldry?

What's wrong with traps?

>i-it means nothing, she is just being nice to you
>do nothing
>regret it immediately
>rinse and repeat
I'm such a fucking coward and I'll die alone because of that. Fuck Sup Forums for destroying my confidence.

is she a close friend?

why would you blame Sup Forums for destroying something that wasn't there in the first place

No, I don't want to go into much details, we meet once a week for a few months and she seems to enjoy being near me. Weird thing is, she is a objective 10/10 (she actually works as photomodel), that's why I can't even comprehend why would she look in my direction. What the fuck.

In highschool I was at least "the funny guy" so I got to hang out with Chad and Stacies. Then self awareness kicked in and I became depressed shut-in

she things you're gay and girls like gay friends

nah, I might be unattractive autist, but I know I don't look, nor act feminine.

>why would she look in my direction
the hell lad be more confident

you don't have to act feminine to be gay you beta orbiter

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kiedyś to było

I now know I missed crucial part of my social development, I should know what to do in these situations at my age, but I have literally no clue what to say, or do. But I know, I have last 2-3 chances to meet her, after that I'll probably never see her again.

I don't orbit neither, I just don't communicate much with anyone and keep to myself most of the time.

chujowe

>games for children like Mario
kek this isn't 2011 facebook . Mario is more fun than most new games

>american flag
opinion discarded, american are hyped for superhero movies

i hate capeshit movies, what does that have to with games?

go die for Israel and take that fucking wop Mario with you while you're at it

why do eastern Europeans hate Nintendo so much?

because it makes dog shit games

Nintendo is great

pleb opinion desu

so is eating shit right żmudzin?
yeah go back to playing faggot looking games about talking animals

why are you always so mean

In my childhood there was only Playstation. Nintendo wasn't as popular back then unless in a bootleg version.

I'm a girl and I would never date a nintendrone eww he propably lives with his parents and is a pedophile ;/

I only date people who have real consoles and play mature games.

eating a so called fruit lads

you're a so called fruit yourself

haha that was actually cute

I bought 3DS just to play Pokemon, all other games on it are shit

fucking retarded faggot I bet you voted for PIS

white and based

>polish MMA
I LOVED seeing polack fighters getting utterly BTFO'd and I'm not surprised polacks are shit fighters because fighting requires cunning and intelligence which are traits polacks lack.

To a polack the pinnacle of tactical genius is
>HURR THROW A HAYMAKER IN MARCH AND MISS THE TARGET IN DECEMBER
they are slow as fuck, stupid as shit a polish martial art is going 5v1 15yo homo and losing only 4 hools in the process.

There is a thing called fighting IQ and polacks don't even have regular IQ so that says it all.

Polacks are shit at other sports too. Now excuse me I'm gonna pour bleach on my eyes to never see polish MMA again.

No good polack movies no good fucking bands no good vidya no good anything, polacks as a nation decided to be the most worthless in every regard and they succeeded.

hussars were shit tier shit
>using armor in XVIII fucking century
>winning only against nigger tatars who had fucking bows when everyone else had guns
>BTFO'd by swedes
>BTFO'd by Turks
>too expensive to maintain, went fuck itself because of it

knights were better

and speaking of knights another retarded fucking idea, no wonder polacks adopted it.

Feudalism was dog shit.

polacks shouldn't fucking adopt any soldier types to begin with. To a polack the best war tactic is
>pull your pants down
>spread your asscheeks
>ANUUU CHEEKI BREEKI FUCK ME EUROPEAN BROTHERS :)
>get HIV'd
>hehe moral victory ;)

why waste money on weapons?

Fucking lmao at polack ''weapons''

ALL POLISH GUNS ARE SHIT

SHIT!

I'D RATHER HAVE A FUCKING SLINGSHOT

gunsmithing requires intelligence and precision, to a polack the pinnacle of weaponry is a fucking wooden club with nails in it and I bet they stole nails from Germans because they are too retarded to know metallurgy

I wish I could genocide polacks, hohols and shituanians. The Bydlo Trinity.

I should propably start taking some meds, those sperg outs are taking a toll on me.

ye you probably should