/balk/ - Balkan thread

can't handle the heat edition

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2nd for Macedonia, 2042

does that mean they'll change their name to Mashqipdonia?

>b-be respectful
>d-dont be meanie
is this fucking reddit or something

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arkadash

If you fly to the West Coast from Yurp you come down from way up north and the North of Canada looks like Mars.

actually it's more like that

Are you the San Francisco fag

why do you think you scrawny shqiplets wont be exterminated?

this is what happens when you get uppity
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>tf
>tp

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One of the Fyromian posters knew his way around LA, too.

Eh?

One of the Fyromian posters knew the major landmarks in LA, the last time I was in Murika.

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W-WE ARE
>cant win an election without albanian coalitions
G-GONNA
>makes albanian the nation-wide official language
EXTERMINATE YOU S-SHQIPTAR!!!!11
>replaces alexander statue with an albanian eagle

look at this shqippie brain splattered everywhere

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>I have yet to find a single good thing Turkey has given to civilization

hahaha

we pick shqips off like rats but hey at least your ugly baboon speech is recongized on paper now, that'll keep you in line

αλήθεια είναι
οι τούρkοι είναι μεγαλύτεροι υπάνθρωποι kι απ' τους γερμανούς
τουλάχιστον οι γερμανοί είχαν τον Μπαχ (θεούλης)

pos ekfrazesai etsi gia tin ksanthia fili user?

>ο θεσσαλβανός είναι εδω
mpyee

>albanian diaspora

i wont stoop to servian levels and post beheaded servelings and such things

På vikingtog til fremmed land dro menn av
nordisk ætt,
på kongeskip sto mann ved mann
av Hirden kamp beredt.
Til Island og Gronland og Hjaltland,
gikk ferden på langskip mot vest,
i Frankrike, i Irland og England,
var nordmannen ubuden gjest.
Ja, fienden de måtte vike,
selv paven han tapte sin makt,
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha - ha.
For til vern om det stornorske riket
stod trofaste Hirdmenn pa vakt.

Nå reiser vi en Hird påny
av Vidkun Quislings menn.
Og her i gamle Oslo by
Står Vikingkorpset frem.
Se baunene lyser fra fjellet
Barer bud om den nye tid.
Og baunenes lys skal fortelle
om hirdmenn som fylkes til strid.
Da fienden atter skal vike
og pampene tape sin makt,
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha - ha.
For til vern om det stornorske riket
står trofaste hirdmenn pa vakt.

me exeis berdepsei, apo ti mia xrisimopieis to albanos gia na me prosvaleis alla aptin alli otan spao plaka me tous albanous edw mesa perneis to mero tous les kai eisai dikos tous. ti koufeto eisai user?

alhamdulillah
cCc The Exalted Ottoman State cCc

isn't this working hours for you, analbanian refugee?

Dealers have lots of free time

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving

That's tomorrow, unemployed faggot.

I don't work during class hours, and break began this week lad

ok then. as you were.

so you sell rare comics?

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In this episode of favorite scenes from classic Bulgarian movies:

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I want to go to the Balkans but I'm not sure what route to take or where the must-sees are. Does this map look decent? Where should I start? Here are the only criteria:
>must see beaches in Croatia
>must see mountains in Slovenia
>want to see old-style architecture like youtu.be/IpCdMGfducg
>should last between 8-12 days
>should not be too absurdly expensive
>would prefer not to get robbed or blown up by landmines

last time i was in albania some years ago, everything was still very cheap
as for montenegro, most people who go to montenegro go along the coast to places such as kotor or budva. seems like your plan skips over the entirety of montenegro's coast to visit podgorica which is basically an oversized village

Will Serbs ever recover?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Medak_Pocket

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Medak_Pocket
>agim çeku
BASED shqiptar

I mean Greek genetics are responsible for the most subhuman looking individuals be it Bulgaria, Albanian, FYROM or Serbia

1/64 Greek? Oven

Fuck slavs

I do that every summer

Like its 1500s again

teach me how to be chad like you, osman baba

I'm happy the FCC does whatever is needed in order to banish your ALBO SHIT ASS FACE from this faggot chan site


DECEMBER CAN'T GET SOONER NOW

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>ywn live in a comfy flat in lyulin
>ywn have a cute tracksuit wearing гaджe who dolls up for the weekends live with you
>ywn ride the metro to work everyday

KARA BOĞA

best day of my life

Fuck off alboshit

Why are there records of Bulgarians in Macedonia only since 1991? Was there no "Bulgarian" option on the ballots?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_history_of_the_Republic_of_Macedonia

Bulgarians don't exist irl

they are brainwashed macedonians

Bulgarians are just slav-speaking vlachs.

i love pretty girls

Me too

Me three

bulgaria is pretty cheap desu, you can look at old buildings and other stuff in sofia, maybe go to the mountains and see some monasteries if thats your thing
theres a lot of stuff to do and see, im pretty sure your only constraint is time (you could in theory do it in 12 days but then youd have to skip out on other countries)

Are you ready for black Friday ?

Traps are gay and definitely not female

That's where you're wrong desu

I'm always right, anime bro

>go to BULLgarya in your holiday with your own car
>stay at a nice hotel
>mfw the car isn't in the hotel's parking lot next morning

Okay maybe

giving romanians cars was a mistake in the first place

lmao what's with bulgaria and car theft? is it still a thing in 2017? i know people were scared shitless of goin to bulgaria by car back in the late 90s/early 2000s

i've heard plenty of hilarious bulgaria car theft stories

It directly goes to a ship for Ukraine its over for that car

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is that ricecum?

I guess only BULLgaryans are truly worthy of owning an automobile

Hai desu

Hai, why do you have a pic of me

Hai means yes in japanese

Sorry I am not a man of culture

looks like provincial shithole. aerodrom is much better

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>not being a zerg in germany

youtube.com/watch?v=iAtvGmXTF2g

>This is called music nowadays

Why is Bulgaria so great lads?

>ONLY 1(ONE) MORETA

We hear the same stories about Serbia. Seems to be a political thing. It does happen though, I know two persons whose cars have been stolen during the course of my life.

Its super easy to do, you buy some key cracking shit form the russians and in a few hours make thousands of dollars, even if you get caught is not that big of a deal, layers can get you out and even the punishment is not that big if they convict you.
There are some documentaries about that.

Nice Sofian view

Bullshit: The post

>Its super easy to do
this i know

when i was a kid i locked the car keys inside the car and my dad had to call a specialist to break in the car, the guy did it in a second, it took almost zero effort for him kek

How about including a nice photo of your average commieblock quarter.

whats it like being circumcised, Serdar?

I fucking love this setting
Its like some giant photo-background

I'm not expert but this looks shooped.

still not sure if i prefer it pedestrian or with traffic

leaning towards traffic

шa ca oпитaм дa ти нaмepя интepвю c кpaдци cлeд oбяд, нo cи e тoчнo тaкa.

>winter holidays
>snowing outside
>sitting on a table with friends
>drinking wine
>eating pork
>listening to traditional music

is there anything comfier lads?

>>eating pork
ASTAGFIRULLAH

Not being a bulgarian manlet

kek

do you eat piggies in albania? here many albanians do, but some are surprisingly musulmanic and avoid it

>do you eat piggies in albania?
Yep
Even the most musulmanic ones eat mixed meat with pig, pretending not being full pig makes it ok

BIG FYROMIAN MEN

how do we islamify greece