I went to UFC 206 in Toronto by myself and honestly it was a complete disaster. There were these girls handing out Monster energy drinks from a truck outside the Air Canada Centre and they gave me two, one for my girlfriend, and I had to tell them I was just by myself. They just Bert stared at me and I had to walk around with two extra large cans of Monster and drink both of them.
My stomach was hurting from drinking all that Monster and I was sweating in my seat all by myself during the prelims. When the main card started this huge group of frat boys sat next to me and I had to awkwardly squeeze past them everytime I went to the washroom, which was often thanks to the Monster Energy drinks. They started asking me who I was with and I told them I was waiting for my friend. Then this group of black girls who didn't acknowledge me and were clearly not my friends sat next to me and I got caught in a lie.
They were playing Drake the whole night and everyone was jamming to Drake tunes while I just sat there awkwardly. At one point the camera for the big screen focused on me and everybody in the stadium laughed.
Anthony Turner
About 320,000
Easton Myers
>he isn't a normie
Jackson Lopez
You think we'll ever see him in the UFC?
Brayden Fisher
>Hepatitis >Rape conviction not likely
Jose Jones
That's my favorite sad pepe.
Ryan Martin
Undefeated memers end soon
Oliver Nelson
cat
Nathan Green
for sure my guy he'll get the ol' brock lesnar exemption
Jose Butler
He will get obliterated, ground into dust
Aaron Barnes
needs to go back in the bag
Anthony Roberts
Prime schaub would heem ngannou
Nathan Rogers
Stipe is lucky.
Christopher Evans
I'd fuck kevin lee's boi pussy if he dropped the ghetto act, shaved his body hair and put on some faggy clothes
Hunter Lopez
random webbums tiem
Leo Edwards
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Brandon Sanders
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Caleb Carter
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Landon Allen
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Ayden Thomas
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Jose Long
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Levi Miller
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Logan Davis
Reminder that h8rs are all just lonely people who want acceptance. Show them love when they show you h8. They need it most of all. Bless bros.
Parker Gutierrez
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Thomas Powell
this is good stuff fella nice dump
Jonathan Flores
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Matthew Walker
The only way to “fix” wmma in the ufc Scrap all current division Reopen with 120lb division and 140 lbs division Done.
Andrew Evans
you're welcome m'dude
Angel Adams
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Landon Richardson
You know it’s just you and me here bro? Let’s get real. Brendan is going to be who he is and your reaction won’t change that. Everybody else lives with Brendan in their world but not everyone is so bitter about his success. How you feel is on you. You can cultivate love or hate in your heart and that h8 is just going to eat you up B.
Josiah Gomez
I'm just posting a completely random selection of webms my friend, sorry if it upsets you that some of them contain your favourite fighter getting heemed but thats the fight game
Henry Foster
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Caleb Davis
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Robert Thompson
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Hudson Green
*gadooshes you* psst nothing personal
Elijah Martinez
Thank you for the heem dump bro, your boy bless.
Brandon Howard
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Isaac Phillips
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Lincoln Ward
Contributing.
Wyatt Reyes
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Nolan Cook
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Luke Gutierrez
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Mason Wilson
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Zachary Flores
God that was such a great comeback fight. Getting cut to shreds before the heeming only made him look greater.
Jack Cox
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Liam Martin
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Jace Robinson
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Evan Kelly
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Lucas Russell
He's get merk'd by Struve and go back to russia
Kevin Harris
in many ways schwab came out on top here
Henry Taylor
>kicking a guy in the back of the head after hes not moving And im supposed to take this seriously as a sport?
Nathan Reed
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Easton Campbell
A kick to the back of the head is pretty serious my man, so yes
Hudson Reed
>ground and pound from half guard in UFC 3 >referee stands us up Holy shit even the refs in the games are garage.
Isaac Parker
I've never been stood up in the game even when i've been lay n praying people doing fuck all on top. How did you manage to get stood up
Nathaniel Evans
Probably the only Bellator fight i was disappointed with the result.
Michael Brooks
Guys, I think Aldo would completely outpoint Stephens if they fought
Should Stephens take that fight?
Connor Evans
Larkin is shit my guy
Dominic Brooks
this is hands down the best girl with a crushing mommy game
you cant possibly dispute this
Andrew Perry
Why do all boxing champs have khabib-tier record cushioning? What a meme "sport"
Elijah Cruz
>Who is Vasyl Lomachenko
James Richardson
Literally Loma doesnt
Hudson Russell
Doesn’t have much of a choice. Unless he waits for a Cub or Elkins. He himself said if he can’t beat the best then he isn’t a champion anyways, noble sentiment, not smart for his career though. Would be a nice test to see how much Stephens really has progressed and how much Aldo has left after back to back heems. Still think Aldo dances around him
Benjamin Phillips
always good to see arabs get blown the fuck out
Lucas Torres
He aint great but Daleys extremly unlikeable
Joseph Watson
He’s a Christian Albanian who lives in Sweden
Jonathan Anderson
yes, exactly. so he's an arab
Adrian Sullivan
so even worse than an arab
Bentley Davis
You’re wrong
Jose Rodriguez
Taisumov got pulled from 223
Visa issues again
Mason Richardson
Taisumov, more like NoFightSumov
Adam Cooper
>Professional BJJ practitioner >competed in one (1) high level tournament his entire career >15 years ago >didn't win that tournament and didn't even get a bronze medal >his body is wrecked completely from his meme jitsu style >the rubberguard has been consistently exposed as garbage >has one of the biggest BJJ associations in the US, but his guys can't even win a tournament he literally makes the rules for
And yet he's one of the most famous BJJ practitioners in the world. When there are literally 100's of more successful guys. This is the power of being Joe Rogan's friend.
William Diaz
He gadooshed Royler Gracie my guy
Jonathan Torres
And then he was eliminated in his next match and that's literally all he did in his entire career. Again, there are 100's of guys that have done more in BJJ.
Brayden James
Fuark He must have a terrorman in his family or something
Austin Scott
100's of guys havn't gadooshed Royler my guy
Dylan Watson
You could argue Tony is his best example of the effectiveness of 10th Jits but other then that I cant really back Eddie here.
Ayden Gonzalez
100's of guys have medaled at elite tournaments, something Eddie never accomplished. Eddie certainly has Royler's number and that's his sole accomplishment in his career, but Royler's best days were when BJJ was much smaller than it is now and he's been retired 5ever.
Nolan Stewart
Literally gadooshed Royler my guy
Jaxon Ward
Don't really follow the bjj scene, is his rubber style really that ineffective?
*sharpens elbows* *drops u a mean tweet* *dances into tha octagon* *anaconda chokes u*
David Bell
Wtf
John Rodriguez
What a fucking goofy theme
Landon Gonzalez
Haters worked into a shoot.
Owen Hall
Aldo would win, but Stephens would walk out on top
Samuel Wood
This, one must not forget you can simultaneously win and lose an mma fight.
Christopher Moore
Claudia owns an English bull terrier.... I think.... I think this means she wants my dick up her ass.... because I'm English, and she owns an English bull terrier.... Yeah... yeah, Claudia wants my dick up her ass.
Guys, Claudia wants my dick up her ass.
Grayson Evans
>anglo >bull Kek, better prep her for the BPC(Big polish cock)
Justin Myers
She doesnt own a Polish Bull Terrier you nerd.
Hudson Price
Shut up subhuman anglo and bow down before your slavic masters