Vocaroo thread

Post recordings of you saying various things others have requested using www.vocaroo.com
Let’s hear your voice, Sup Forums!

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Vocaroo this pls (its a saying from Lebanese Christians about Islam in Arabic):
“Ash‐hadu anlaa ilaaha ill‐Allah, wa ash‐hadu anna Muhammadan rasulu ilah“

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Req this
"Aba sheli omed batsomet lama lirok kshe efshar livloa"

Portuguese

"Se não fosse imperador, desejaria ser professor. Não conheço missão maior e mais nobre que a de dirigir as inteligências jovens e preparar os homens do futuro."

English

"If i was not the Emperor, i would desire to be a teacher. I know not of a greater, more noble mission than that which drives the young minds and prepares the men of the future"

- Dom Pedro II, the last Emperor of Brazil

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Someone say this:

Ich bin mit meinem Penis in der Tasche und meinen Bällen in meinem Arschloch aus der Tür gelaufen

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Are you a northerner?

Londoner

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That's pretty good I think.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ab/Shahadah.ogg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shahada

i knew it was the shahada, why should i care?

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>muslims brainlet think we convert if we say a fucking phrase
kek

:3

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Don't take the shitpost seriously, kekman.

>82131418
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Using my old shitty mic really gives this a..... nostalgic feel.

try it yourselves:

Nordrhein-Westfalen grenzt im Norden und Nordosten an Niedersachsen, im Südosten an Hessen, im Süden an Rheinland-Pfalz sowie im Westen an Belgien und die Niederlande. Mit rund 17,9 Millionen Einwohnern ist Nordrhein-Westfalen das bevölkerungsreichste, flächenbezogen mit rund 34.100 Quadratkilometern das viertgrößte deutsche Land.

kek it definitely does, attempt :
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>vocaroo.com/i/s0mIpAzFZmXg
kek nice job.

you can even make a tasty biscuit recipe sound like a radio broadcast

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Mehl, Zucker, Salz und Butter zu einem Krümelteig verkneten. Das Eigelb mit dem Teig verkneten, eine Kugel formen und 1/2 Stunde in den Kühlschrank legen. Dann ausrollen und beliebige Formen ausstechen. Auf ein Backblech legen und bei 180°C im vorgeheizten Backofen 15 Minuten backen

yeah you'd have a good voice for the deutsche wochenschau, my french accent is not ideal for that though,doesn't sound like an old timey radio at all :
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Did you study German? Your pronunciation is pretty good.

>yeah you'd have a good voice for the deutsche wochenschau
The German lads here get a good giggle out of my accent tb h. Not that I put on the ridiculous voice of the above recordings in day to day conversation, I'm not that autistic.

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>Did you study German? Your pronunciation is pretty good.

thanksi'm in the process of learning it from scratch and i'm never too sure about my pronunciation as i don't know any german that could correct me, what did i say wrong or weird for example?
>The German lads here get a good giggle out of my accent tb h
kek i can imagine, where are you from btw? do you have a regional accent?

>what did i say wrong or weird for example?
I'm no expert obviously but I'd say work on your u with and without umlaut.

> I'm learning it from scratch
Me too. I've been living here for about a year now and when I first came I could just about speak the basics. Steep learning curve, is German.

> Where are you from

I'm a Brit from southern England.

Care to post some French?

>I'm a Brit from southern England.
i thought you were german, what are you doing in germany?
>Care to post some French?
sure :
"Un homme qui parle trois langues est trilingue. Un homme qui parle deux langues est bilingue. Un homme qui ne parle qu’une langue est anglais"
"Le secret d’un gazon anglais : vous semez et vous laissez pleuvoir pendant sept siècles"

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Excellent banter lad
>What are you doing in Germany?

Long story tb h.

not bad although it sounds like you're trying to sound gay.
>Long story tb h.
working?studies?gf?

post some english samples now

Germany without a government? That’s like Britain without pints and pounds — unimaginable. While Italy has seen its 65th government since World War II, Germany, this rock of the ages, has had only eight chancellors in almost seven decades. It usually takes four to six weeks from election day to work out a coalition deal. Not this year.

After seven weeks of “exploratory talks,” it was suddenly curtains — a first in the history of the Bonn-Berlin Republic. On Sunday, the leader of one of Chancellor Angela Merkel’s presumptive junior coalition partner, Christian Lindner of the Free Democrats (FDP), went in front of the microphones to stun the nation: “It is better not to govern at all than to govern badly.” In other words, “Auf Wiedersehen, Frau Merkel.”

An example: vocaroo.com/i/s0ia5CrwpWtb

As to your question, I just like to travel and always wanted to learn German. Lived in France for a while, too. Miss it a lot tb h.

> Trying to sound gay
> speaking French
Explain the difference? :^)

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> Trying to sound gay
> speaking French
>Explain the difference? :^)
easy on the bullying lad or i'll sue you :^)

cute voice

Can someone please shout "FUCK YOU JANEK"?

no bully pls vocaroo.com/i/s0vrhWDAFHNA

Fuck lad, I was not expecting that sudden change of accent. Sure there were a couple of errors here and there but that was a really good example. If in doubt, don't cover up the French accent, the lasses love it. Although whether you want English lasses running after you is highly debateable :^)

8/10

>Easy on the bullying
Ahh come on, it's just a little banter m8

I like your "p", it really pops, noice. Well spoken and clear overall. Good job

thank you

>If in doubt, don't cover up the French accent, the lasses love it
english with a french accent is just disgusting to my ears,funny but disgusting, i won't allow myself to speak like that even for all the world's half drunk half obese english lasses.

>Ahh come on, it's just a little banter m8
too late i've already called my lawyer :^)

thank

>i won't allow myself to speak like that even for all the world's half drunk half obese english lasses.
I can appreciate that, kek.

>I've already called my lawyer
s-steady on

Managed to carry this thread on for 2 days noice

would be a shame if it sunk now wouldn't it

I SAID PLEASE. FUCKING SAY IT.

Alright m8, keep your wig on.

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Thanks, buddy

It's all good

Bump

>not saying "bump" in vocaroo instead

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both languages. ear rape warning

Any requests?

Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring-ting-tingling, too
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Outside, the snow is falling, and friends are calling, "yoo-hoo!"
Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you
Giddy-yap, giddy-yap, giddy-yap, let's go
Let's look at the show
We're riding in a wonderland of snow

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First time I'm hearing the actual lyrics of this song. Had to look it up.

:3

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Do you actually speak in an English accent?

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Hilarious

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can anyone even understand what I'm talking about in my Engrish?
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It is not surprising that a mouse such passes [no idea] exercise the fur great and influence over the photo of mankind for many hundreds of years.

Need a grill to do a copy paste for me desu
Autism speaks

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This is my ENGRISH

Straight outta Dark Souls.

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Requesting this:

How many cars can I buy 'til I run out of drive?
How much drive can I have 'til I run out of road?
How much road can they pave 'til I run out of land?
How much land can there be until I run in the ocean?

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top kek
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adorable (no homo)

真面目に勉強してるの、日本人。
今度本気に音声してみてね。

Wanna listen to my super thicc Engrish :D:D:D:D:D

聴いてみたい
それをしなければ上達できないぞ。

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Post belly

アクセントはそんなに強くないが
半部をわからなかったけど。
何を言いたかったのか。

Post yours first
It is not surprising that a man of persistent and untiring energy should have exercised so great an influence over the thoughts of mankind for many hundreds of years.

かなしいなあ。。。

めげるな。persistentとenergyとexecisedを聞き取れなかったけど。

オブリガート:D:D:D
On a scale from 1 to 10 how much is my
ENGLISH?

よかったら君のもvocalooしてくれたらうれしいな:D:D:D

It’s really good

Still post belly
Or face

Vocaloo with RP my English teacher :D:D:D:D:D

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素直に言うと5/5に評判します。
もっと詳しく発音を分からなくちゃ。
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_alphabet
>よかったら君のもvocalooしてくれたらうれしいな:D:D:D
あの意図だったが、生憎マイクが故障している。
頑張ればきっとできるぞ

ブラジルくんの日本語を聞いてみたかった。。。

携帯で記録してみたけどvocarooを支持してない。ごめんね。日本人君。
俺様のアニメ悪投の真似をしたかった。

You must speak Japanese so fluently as far as I can see your text in Japanese :D:D:D

ありがとうね。
まだぺらぺらではないが
ニューズと小説を読めるようになりたい。
日常会話なら平気平気だ。

嘘をつくな

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羨ましいね。蛙君
君の言語を俺のビッチにする日もすぐ来るぞ。

日系かな?日本語がやけにこなれてるぞ。いいね~
Rate mon francais :D:D:D:D
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Show me your belly first Brit XDXDXD