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Will be using this edition

have a growing need to impregnate a woman

I heard Yanks sleep with their shoes on

wouldn't want to make your wife an early widow pet

The post afer mine is veeeerryy interesting ;)

i havent taken my shoes off since 2008

have a growing need to be swallowed whole and live in a cute girls tummy

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cannot explain how much i despise indians

literal subhumans tb h

not racist, love all other races

have to go to lecture soon

uh don't you have thanksgiving off lol?

I'll give you a lecture, you grobble

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anyone live on the isle of white?

Feeling sore from starting back up at the gym lads

Guess it’s the price you pay to get SWOLE x

use proper form, or you'll be taking a trip to SNAP CITY

you don't have thanksgiving off?

isle of black me

Everyone should speak English
Simple as

post willy bum and chest

EXTREMELY IMPORTANT JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW

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What about thanksgiving break, dude?

lecture on thanksgiving?

I know that feeling. I get sore after a round of golf or a few turns with the epee.

prediction: this is going to be the Estonian century

choices always were a problem for you
what you need is someone strong to guide you

thats actually very considerate

Is this like some shitty version of "Easter?"

I heard Yanks eat sushi with a knife and fork.

cold showers prevent DOMS mate

the 56% meme is unironically my favourite

Thanksgiving episodes were always a straight turn off the tv for me

>use proper form, or you'll be taking a trip to SNAP CITY

Thinking about doing a cheeky 'cide, lads
Anyone wanna join in?

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they have morrisons stores in gibraltar you know

they should probably get on that

beto and the donkey: an work of erotic non-fiction, by anonymous

>it was a warm night in >mexico
>beto was at the cinema watching the wind that shakes the barley furiously stroking his 3 inch brown pocket rocket when suddenly he spotted him
>a pure bred burro donkey standing proudly in the middle of the cinema aisle (because this is mexico and that type of thing happend), "come an geddit vato ayyyiiiiiiii" his eyes seemed to say
>beto nervously stepped towards the magnificent beast, stubbing his toe process, "fucking jews did it again" he mumbled to himself
>this is the moment he had dreamt of since he was a boy
>he took the donkey's magnificent member into his hands before carressing it with his mouth like a big fuckoff burrito
>out of the corner of his eye on the cinema screen he coud see cilian murphy being tortured by black and tans soldiers and his erection grew stronger than it had ever done before as he began forcing his head up and down the donkey's magnificent shaft
>his flurry of sexiual rage was quickly interrupted, as a flashlight from one of the cinema attendants flashed in his direction
>"ayyy vato ju can't ve in here doing that in here ese ayiiiiiiiii" the voice said as beto began scuttling towards the exit, his mouth dripping with donkey semen
>"fucking jidf, the zionists are on to me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaj" he squealed as he made his escape and headed towards home
>while his dream was cut short, he would never forget that night, he would never forget the sweet taste of that big donkey bellend and he remains hopeful that one day, he might cross paths with that magnificent beast again

fin

whoever invented chop sticks needs to be shot. it is not an efficient way to eat

went to an all you can eat sushi place with coworkers after work one time, and I asked for a fork because I didn't want to look like an idiot and mess up with the chop sticks

we put it in a hot dog bun

love how yank cartoons always had a hanukkah episode

Contender for best of the year really

I heard Yanks can only play video games if their flag is half mast on their lawn.

i thought it was dumb at first but the way it triggers Sup Forumslacks is hilarious

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jesus christ lads

rugrats hannukah episode is GOAT tbf

don't recall spongebob having a hanukkah episode

thanks for reminding me I need to pick up a new menorah

I hear yanks become angry and confused when they pick up chopsticks

sushi is finger food, just use your hands

aha yes we should be laughing at the downfall of the west haha yes hmmm very funny now let's all look the other way and laugh ahaha hmmmmm very good VERY good

it's pretty incredible
thats only on flag day

Exceptional post

Handling chopsticks is similar to using a dialing wand so most Americans are adepts

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what's a "dialing wand"

Not in my state lad
t. California

this is basically the alt right:

>why isn't there a WHITE STUDIES course at unis?

>Huh HUh HUH? huh HU huh? huh HUh

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Beto has gone!

*pulls string on party popper*

CEEEEEEEEEEEEELEBRATE GOOD TIMES, CMON!

Dododododdooddododo

There’s a party going on right here

another name for a nigger cock

some of these alt-right tards just need to get laid

>trying NOT to look like an idiot by asking for a fork in a Japanese restaurant
mong

i do

lack of pussy is the root cause of all global instability

can confirm. am one.

I heard Yanks can only have sex once the woman has finished singing the pledge of allegiance.

yeah especially me

>out of the corner of his eye on the cinema screen he coud see cilian murphy being tortured by black and tans soldiers and his erection grew stronger than it had ever done before

screaming

the prospective gf

well? why isn't there?

it's alright. we were all young and the lassies got a laugh out of it.

the other memorable thing about that night is that I drove to the sushi place in a stick shift car wearing flip flops and when I was going up a hill in traffic I almost stalled it.

used to be a bit of a mad man

its called science class

you dont sing the pledge of allegiance

this thread sucks WTF

Stick shift

really don't give a toss about your redditspaced blog mate just wanted to call you a mong

say what you want, the alt-right are active and influential and are a good wooden stake in the forehead of the left

same cannot be said about the rest of the right just yet

funny how you don't hear about Syria anymore init

post mutts

Have been in complete social isolation since the age of 12
Never really had any close friends and have never been invited anymore
Not Alt-Right or even right
Don't hate women
Don't blame society for my failings
Rightfully blame myself instead and drink every day
Just want to die from liver failure

cregg

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lost cause now eh

is the wind that shakes the barley a good film?

hello you fucking reddit cunts

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>or even right
alri Bernie

thinking about stealing a pair of my super hot cousin's panties.

I heard Yanks are required to have stop signs fitted in their house before it can be used for a Super Bowl party

Glad my kids won't have to live through the extinction of the white race because I'll never breed

>duh formatting my post so it's easier to read means I post on reddit

give your head a wobble

you laugh but this is the future of all western civilization

how do you from this..