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le perfidious rosbif edition

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wank willy bum poo

uh english is the most studied language worldwide so it will always be that way right? haha, right???
RIGHT?!

Pure English Dairy

probs should've thought twice about 1066 then

cara 2bh lads

When I'm with you hours feel like seconds

about bloody time

one minute it's news out your arse 50 posts early but then it's nah i'll wait until like 320

fucking kill yourselfs, useless twats

suicide is an option

Chinese language
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Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching Ching

listening to masseduction

quite good

slightly late threads are infinitely better than early threads, stop fuckin whining

amazing edition

can someone give brucey his pacifier, hes getting a lil cranky x

Excuse me?

people in poo huses...

cute boys

probably for the near future at least
it came about as lingua franca at just the right time, and as it is there are no real serious rivals to its status.
maybe in a hundred years or so things will change

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Shan't be opening this

oioi lads looks like we've got a wacky cunt on our hands here

“Tonight?!” Köves demanded. “He said it would be a month!”
“Yes,” Valdespino said. “He lied.”

Excerpt From: Dan Brown. “Origin: (Robert Langdon Book 5).” iBooks.

The subtle effect of the question mark and the exclamation mark juxtaposed after a single word. Spellbinding!

yeah here you go bruce lad
*unzips willy*

very gay
probably sooner than 100 years. stop being delusional, english is quickly phasing out. it was only because of the united states it became so popular in the first place

Admit you're not a racist

his face isn't manly enough to warrant that much muscle

not a racist
simple as

new word lads!!

today's word is "viand"
>an item of food; especially : a choice or tasty dish
reckon ill use this one next time im at the restaurant x

HATE INDIANS

must... hate... melanin-enriched subhumans...

mairehamn belongs to finland

won't be using some bent frog word

What are we going to do on the bed?

paki

Look out the window
What do you see?

ocean man
the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand
soaking up the thirst of the land
ocean man

seems like Anglos need to use French words in order to be classy

pakoids are the same as indians

listening to this right now
spooky

i am kinda racist but not like a white supremacist. i am slightly racist in that i acknowledge black people have a slight decrease in IQ based on genetics, as it is influenced by environment and genetics.
also, I judge their general environment. beyond that I understand they are humans
simply put, Sup Forums is autistic but rationality leads me to agree with them occasionally

>English is quickly phasing out.
dumb yank post

ocean man
take me by the hand ;)

t. canadian aka yankoid

>english is quickly phasing out
t. miguel sanchez IV

prove it wrong beyond ad hominem, unless you are just trolling or are heavily autistic

>I mean, our music generally appeals to children and retarded people, and I'm into that.

wtf I love ween now

you must be ned stark's bastard

I wish radios played less english based music tbqh faam

underrated band

Retarded isn't the proper term anymore
We prefer Mentally Handicapped
Or Menticapped, for short

any cumtown man in

I wish the planet produced less Polish people

I'm handily menticapped

no alarms and no surprises please :(

I prefer mentally challenged or Sup Forums for short

wow you're a clever guy x good job

best post i have seen for a long time

los hombres de australia son como las mujeres jajaja

afternoon cunts

*injects myself with soy*

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the most populous country in the world uses English as one of its main languages. The richest country in the world and producer of the most well known movies, music etc speaks English
In Europe english is used as a bridge language

Why do you think English is "on the way out" when it's growing faster than ever before and being taught in more and more countries as a mandatory course?
It's the main business language even between non-Anglo countries and this is in no way changing.

What language do you think is coming to usurp it? If you say Chinese you'll just confirm that you're a pea brain yankazoid. French is the only other language that is even close to English on the international stage, and that's mostly because it's becoming the lingua franca of most of Africa

*notices your bulge shrink*
owo

uhh i don't speak any other language besides english, i'm just fine lol not like any other language is relevant xD

Love a hot spurt of soymen in my mouth

might move to india

>ad hominem

of course

uhh mandarin is gonna dominate the planet?
this is simply ad hominem

cute boys

enjoy homeless people barging into your house with drums then demanding money because you listened to them play

>poo patrol

feel like my dick has shrunk lads,
gonna measure it later tonight
will consider suicide if it dropped a 'meter

Is there a Morty x Jessica doujinshi?

some EXTREMELY hattable posts ITT atm, i WILL begin hatting indiscriminately shortly, so be on your best behaviour

the fuck is wrong with that country

lmao. that's worse than when they strap those bracelets onto you and demand you pay them because you can't get it off now

Terrified of soy beans

mandarin is one of the least learnt languages in the world
it's only big in china, and anyone in china who wants to conduct business in other countries will learn english as the lingua franca
this ''chinese will be the next big thing'' shit needs to fuck off

your dick cant shrink unless you're 60+ or have a degenerative illness you fucking insecure shit
>i will begin hatting

>indiscriminately
what did he mean by this

Polish people multiply best on foreign soil

>mandarin is gonna dominate the planet?
yea and the Chinese are gonna eat all your poor Aryan babies unless TRUMP stops them.
How many American schools teach Mandarin at the high school or elementary level?
I can tell you nearly every Chinese school offers English courses.

the only thing that will shift dramatically in the future is English will no longer be an "anglo" language and the traditional English nations will lose cultural control over it.

chinese will be the next big thing

he'll hat any hattable post regardless of the post content

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it already is a big thing, who doesn't love a chinese

cheers

GOOD post

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>uhh mandarin isn't going to dominate the planet soon

why will it be

youtube.com/watch?v=rqUqZDarYi4
What does it MEAN

nice hat

because crispy chilli beef is life

£20 overdrawn haha

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One positive about the Chinese takeover - they're atheists like me.

watching nonce hunter videos

yanks are mentally ill