Be american

>be american
>go to college
>get crippled by giant debt for the next 20 years

>be american
>don't go to college
>end up in a dead end wageslave job, only earning minimum wage

>be german
>go to college
>get run over by a muslim

>be german
>don't go to college
>get molested by a muslim
>get blown up by a muslim afterwards

is this what eastern europeans actually believe?

the basement dweller 4channer type yea

>be czech
>go to college
>get kidnapped and killed by gypsy family

>be czech
>don't go to college
>get kidnapped and killed by a gypsy family

No, I thought this was a bantz thread?
Your attempt at humour must have confused me, it's unusual for Germans to even try.

czech the poster count, I'm not OP

fair enough

>be Czech
>Czech these dubs

>be american
>be actually thankful and loyal to your employer because he's giving you the opportunity to work 10 hours a day for 5$ an hour
>get fired
>still vote for presidents to lower taxes on employers

>this thread
Sup Forums without Americans is a horrifying proposition *shudders*

*guzzles*

*reddit spaces*

*notices bulge*

UwU what's this? ~Nyaa

> be American
> go to trade school
> become a plumber
> professors, lawyers, and physicians pay me to have the privilege of indoor plumbing
> retire at 45

>indoor plumbing
>privilege
The absolute state of USofAmerica

> cannot refute logic of counter argument
> shrinks to attack on syntax

>be danish
>go to college
>get a well-paying job with fair hours

>be danish
>don't go to college
>make enough money to live a decent life anyways

>doesn't understyand his point
>randomly spouts some invalidating thing
The absolute state of the 56%

My fellow Rasmus; gypsies are Romanian.

enjoys the banter, wishes you Happy Thanksgiving
Take care

>be british
>go to college
>don't get a job and live on welfare

>be british
>don't go to college
>don't get a job and live on welfare

more like
>be czech
>go to college
>become a pornstar

>be czech
>don't go to college
>become a pornstar

>be irish
>go to college
>immigrate

>be irish
>no go college
>immigrate

>go to college community college first 2 years
>work part time to help pay off classes
>get a degree that will actually make you money with room for advancement
>20k debt max
>can easily be payed off within 4 years with a 50k salary and good budgeting
wow

>be
>go
>x

>be
>don't go
>y

...

Not all gypsies are romanian, but all romanians are gypsies

This is true. I fucking immigrant parents who think its a good idea to come to this country and raise their children here.

>be Danish
>be a delicious pastry

butthurt

>Be a literal shit slinger
>Take pride in servicing a Lawyers shit pipes

lmao

Not him but plumbers in america make shitton of money if they have their own plumbing business.

Realsprach, America needs to send more dumbass kids to vocational training like Germoney so they can make a living bending pipe instead of charging them a gorillion dollars to go to some McCollege indoctrination center. Mexicans understand this, Asians outcompete everyone and dont need to worry. Le 56ers fuck themselves over by wanting some gay startup job with 'meaning' instead of a good paycheck and benefits.

-t. Journeyman sparky

>be woman
>go to college
>study something meaningless
>suck cock every night
>get a completely unrelated job maintaining companies' twitter acounts

>be man
>go to college
>study a hard subject
>get dick sucked once or twice
>get a boring job in your field

>ruining your own bantz thread

...

>be German
>go to prison for thinking that there's a little bit more immigration than there should be

>Be Canadian
>go to University
>not in debt because government subsidized most ofit

>Be Canadian
>don't go to university
>move up north and club seals for a living

>he didn't get a trade as a welder
Have fun being a wagecuck for Ms. Dindus.

>not wanting to be a delicious pastry

>move up north and club seals for a living
Comfy. Aren't inuits really hard to be around though?

Club seals or work in the tar sands. Either way you get gross oil on your boots.