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Everyone that posts in the gay one is a nonce.

off to the gf shoppe, anylad want owt

new

in this one im an autist, in the other a nonce
i was already an autist so fair enough

Ya. Get me a thicc Anglo one.

umm no sweaty

good game

What are some places that a nature lover should visit on the British isles?

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Horrible edition t.b.h.

Fuck of.

the ____ districts

stellar game

Lake District

Shan't be posting in the bender thread.

Can you get me a FAT gf with a smelly bum

Hate benders.

step aside

cymru

are you an actual bosnian

Won’t be posting in a bender thread

Feel sorry for the poor lads who are still there

all wrong

Serbian.

i certainly hope so

*jots down it on my note pad*
very good, yes, shall be returning with said gfs in tow
good day
*strides out the door*

>meet cute Russian girl playing online games
>get to know her, we have a similar sense of humour
>I can call her a filthy Russian prostitute and she laughs
>she has really broken English
>chat to her everyday on whatsapp
>think im falling for her
What do? I want to be with her lads
She can't be just after a green card, r-right?

Pic related

it's ryan in proxy again

...

i'm actually ryan

everyone moved to here. your gay agenda will not succeed

nah you're alright

She will cheat on you. Slav women are literally all gold diggers. You will regret it if you let her move in with you.

lol do one bender

Lmao

Please leave you fucking faggot. No one likes your kind.

had sex 3 times today
off to see a different girl in a bit, might set a personal record haha

love god and his son jesus christ

does bosnia have any hope of being good one day or not

funnily enough been in a similar pathetic situation with a BR girl, unironically fell in love with her, state
anyway the green card issue has a couple of complexities iirc, it's explained on one of those govt websites. should fully 100% make sure she's not a gold-digging whore first though but it's probably not going to happen, don't get your hopes up too much

>Missing Argentine submarine: 'Explosion' detected

love god
hate his son jesus christ

the captain of the missing argentinian submarine...

How does one accomplish something like that?

sue

why don't you marry him then lol

Doing gods work

Hope she takes out the entire argie navy

you think it up while wanking then post about it on /brit/

would if i could

isnt homosexuality a sin

It might become a proper country if we could get rid of the corrupt politicians (so all of them) and set aside the things that happened in the past.

loving our heavenly father and his only begotten son is the furthest thing from a sin as possible

sad desu

justice for the falklands

It's not gay if you just marry him and never have sex.

well, picked up a girl from the nightclub a couple weeks ago who I've been shagging since, I was feeling horny last night so I went over and started fucking about 1am
booked a tinder date in a couple days ago for today at 8pm

why does argentina need a submarine?

women drivers lol

told mum to get KFC on the way home otherwise she's getting a bop to the noggin aha

aragorn, son of arathorn, son of arabjorn, son of araporn, son of arasean, son of araquorn, son of arabourne, son of aralawn, son of aravaughn, son of aramourn, son of arafaun, son of aradrawn, son of aragorn

to conquer LAS MALVINAS

it is, but we are all sinners. being an ungrateful christian is a sin, looking at a woman in lust is a sin. and jesus said judge not lest you be judged. so fight the sin but don't castigate the sinner

*takes a gulp of a pint bringing it down by about a quarter
*Slams it on the table

Bloody fucking Pakis

they tried having surface ships once and it never worked out

is it literally just because of las malvinas because i can't think of any other reason they could ever need one in

any sugar on porridge man in?

mental how middle earth managed to remain in a state of medievality for thousands of years without a single technological or cultural change

...

The argies have a pathetic navy but yeah

listened to 'hunting for witches' by bloc party
any subconscious xenophobic thoughts i may have accidentally held have been completely eradicated

only if there's cinnamon involved

got called a culmination of drivel by dickie anderson

got called a fortunate son by creedence clearwater festival

Milton Keynes looks so odd

>Mummy doesn't make cevapi
>Walk into the kitchen while she is crying
>Slam her head against the stove
>Pee on her face while she is sobbing on the floor
>Tell her "YOU MAK CEVAP NOOW"
>She gets up and starts cleaning the blood from the stove and turning it on
>mfw i get to eat some nice cevap.

what do you think submarines do exactly
do you think they're reserved for an exclusive little club

Dickers!

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THE GOAL

bit gay that

kevin macdonald is a hero and a scholar

the dickmeister general!

>/hm/
ummmmm no

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What kind of soda is that?

And in the end Andy truly was the Shawshank redemption

Are orange cunts nuclear powered sub operators?

you call yourself a scotsman?

It’s an irn bru mate

irn bru
big scottish brand, tastes bit like cola

the finest Scottish export

Irn Bru, VERY popular in Scotland

>racist Irishmen

I thought the Irish were supposed to be pozzed to the gills because muh England's first colony, muh white niggers, muh Catholicism knows no borders or color

is that a homosexual

What kind of soda is irn bru like?

ballistic missile subs

all ri

im the biggest rorke here

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER

>tastes bit like cola
>orange colour
hmm
don't think that's possible

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Might buy some

enjoying my thanksgiving dinner lads

well it's a bit less than I thought, but at the same time it's believeable