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throne of freedom edition

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shit thread thus far

who let all the runts in today

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Just did my blood pressure

119
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68

Bottom green score. What are your scores like lads?

want a gf who's smarter than me

it goes without saying that i'll be alone forever

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just chowed down on a quarter pound cheeseburger with fries on the side fellas and got gosh-darn mayo all over my slacks

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Toff

I asked this yesterday but fell asleep before I could read any replies. Why do young brits hate Nigel? he makes really good points about a lot of things, has a great personality and seems to be an honest politician.

A couple of years ago I said I would reenact this if Corbyn got into power. You all laughed at me, saying he'll never get in. It's increasingly likely that he will be in power come the next election. Luckily I studied the blade whilst you were dwindling.

happy christmas to all the yanks today x

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what am i looking at here

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4th goal is something the whole world will remember and you """"""""""brits"""""""""" will feel the humiliation forever

He's literally the arch brexiteer

DO IT AGAIN YAMAGUCHI

shut up yank idiot

he has a good personality to yanks who don't really understand british culture
to actual young brits he's an archaic throwback

now a manager at work lads

feel like napoleon

what writing software do you lads use?

i got Microsoft Office for free through my uni but now ive graduated and the subscription has ended. not sure i wana shell out £60 for another year.

alarm set for 4:30am tomorrow

google drive
or just torrent mo you sad sack of shit

why so depressingly early?

working class scum

Used to use OpenOffice before switching to Libreoffice lad.

cretinous scum

mr jewstein has asked me to work saturday haha x

quill and parchment

latex

Business idea: boil eggs in beans so you get eggs and beans using only one pan

best torrent site for software?

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>software as a service
Just pirate it lmao

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Lads..

three swedes

60quidsla??

you can't barrage the farage
you have to oblige the nige

egg shells are covered in germs you disgusting creature

dunno mate i've never torrented much software personally

>tfw do packing in a warehouse on black friday
>tfw gotta be in by 5:30

might just do a suicide

I squat to poo, ama

really worried and depressed about brexit

someone please stop it

Mate fucking hell

This is an abomination

youre not a swede muhammad

maybe he washed them first

ah yes. literal chicken shit in my beans. yum.

brown hands typed this post

alri sheed

absolute MONSTER of a tune right here boys essential evening viewing

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TPB is fine just check the comments

jag tycker om bjornen

Don't post here ever again

Told the gf she's been disobedient lately and she said she's not a dog. Going to have to break up with her lads, cannot be dating a feminist.

pengest

it is the ideal shitting position. I'm white as Swiss cheese

alri uncle

how can you view a tune haha

good lad, it's far healthier than sitting on a toilet

Anyone else think there was a gorilla face in the shitter?

vicar in a tutu. Strange?

I unironically own a squatty potty

LSD

council house chavs are people too

oi ya slimy lil gaiboi who u fink u r lil twat me n me mates r gon have a propah rumble ye smash u in piecez bruv we dun fuckabout

hopefully she finds someone who's not a neckbeard who thinks women should be submissive like an animal and that can appreciate a strong independent woman and what she brings to the table

Just had another date with the cheerleading asian boy

it went really well
its just so fun to talk to him

and hes so cute and muscular and attractive - he is way way way out of my league if im being honest. today he was wearing one of those trendy T-shirts with the sleeves hemmed up and oh my GOD his biceps were beautiful

i really think he might be the one lads

>dude fuck commies lmao

fuck off yank

this actually freaked me out quite a bit until i realised what was going on

If she doesn't bring a sandwich to the table I'm pulling the belt out.

*vomits*

thanks

ribena's transition is going really well

Getting a colonoscopy

fuck OFF bender nonce

Didn't know the gf posted here...

you need putting down

bit gay

SHUT IT DOWN!

oxford bender is a boring posho plastic twat

that's a yank
not him

so you came here to brag?

been doing standing dumbbell upright rows to target my traps but allegedly they're bad for me???

hello Louis Samuel Davies

nah they're fine

saw a mixed race baby with her mother (no father, typical) at supermacs and honestly felt sorry for the child and the mother, but what the fuck was the mother thinking she was a dubliner as well not foreign

what does plastic mean

No one replies to Swedish flags despite the best comments coming from Swedish flags.

>Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23 For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24 Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.

Why can't women understand that in exchange for submission they receive everlasting compassion and love? How can I love someone who challenges my authority and undermines me?..

the GF has been acting like such a paki lately

don't know what's gotten into her

got called a racemixer in supermacs

what's the point in anything

a cheap and tacky imitation of the real thing. the real thing in this case being a human being.

>what she brings to the table
Is this a joke? Complaints, needs/requirements and food are things that spring to mind.

dublin was established as a viking colony, it's likely she had scandinavian dna which led her to seek out the darkest blackest male to breed with

Women are stupid.

DUCE DUCE DUCE

to live ans serve the queen

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

oh ok