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first for h3h3
2nd for best yugo country
This soy too spicy
hello wh*Tey
this is what real women actually look like
death to animeposters
Need to get out this country PRONTO
need and ethnic nationalist gf to listen to pink floyd with
assalamu alaykum akhi
dis onion juice too spicy
Fuck off we're full
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drink soy milk every day and would have no problems crushing your skull on the pavement with my docss
This yoghurt too spicy
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not sure i believe this app. i reckon if i put my ex gf in there she'd come out really grim looking.
but i remember what my ex gf looked like without make up because i used to wake up next to her and shower with her and tell her i preferred her without make up/
want to go get some pie but my relatives are still here and i don't want to talk to them
Favourite videogame lads?
For me it's minesweeper
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
millennial woes is known to be THE most hung guy in the alt right, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed pettibone's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with woes barely able to force it past the knob, and pettibone moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on MWs throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
this bread and butter sandwich is burning my mouth
need a glass of soymilk to wash down the spiciness
gay whitey be like this cum too spicy
do you need an American green card per chance?
Pls leave the thread. No muzzies allowed.
Imagine a woman that had makeup and hair done 24/7
You'd knock at any hour and she'd be done up
Everyone would think her nuts
But she would truly be doing it for herself
This indian dikk too spicy
Why in christ's name would I ever go to your dump mate, don't fancy getting riddled full of holes and then having to foot the bill for it
don't do any of these desu
This toast sandwich too spicy
/brit/ is a shia general, FOK(fuck off kuffar)
my hair is done 24/7 except when im sleeping and in the morning
white people should be blown up
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LOVE how triggered rorke gets by black twitter memes, imagine how fragile your ego must be not be able to take a joke
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The more I look at women objectively, the more I realize that they live almost exclusively for their image. How they look to other people is everything for them baka.
fond o that meself but for me it's burnout
POST EM
It does the makeup removing effect by just lowering the white/brightness levels, upping contrast and adding all those imperfections/spots etc. Lots of faces don't look as bad as the app makes out because they actually have a decent diet/skincare routine
This coffee too spicy
Things white people do
>Have a job
>Obey the law
>Be polite
>Be educated
>Speak properly
AHAHAHAHA FUCKING RORKES BTFO AGAIN
pettibone is way qter than certain other conservathots we could mention
Women have nothing to offer but their looks. Literal empty vessels
That's what we want you to think so you don't come here
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niggers can't handle the spice either
3D Pinball Space Cadet
You wear make-up because you are a spineless, mindless corporate suck ass who does as the feminine imperative directs you to.
You wear make-up because you have numerous genetic flaws your ego investment wishes to conveniently pretend just weren't there.
You wear make-up because you know know matter how you paint the outside, inside you are and always will be a vapid cunt with no insight into your own hypergamy and other less than desirable qualities.
You wear make-up because you try to compete with other cunts however collectively, all of you shit sacks know you are no competition for the Wall.
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>Shoot up schools
>Commit genocide
>Rape kids
>Oppress non-whites
marhaba habibi shoofta el arabi?
OUT WITH THE EUROS IN WITH THE BROWNS THAT'S OUR MOTTO #LEAVE
This toothpaste too spicy
why the hell would anyone want free trade with india. The amount of crap quality products that would flood the market
Huwitey's cage status: fully rattled
Lmao whiboy can't teek a joke kmt
kek
Got fired from the Royal Mail for sexual harassment.
Dis himalayan rock salt be 2spiccyyyyyyy
dumb whitey
nahi, pakistani
That's cause she ate the seeds like a fucking madman.
lads what do you do when everything is literally too spicy
have about three weeks worth of stored soymass to find something blacks won't declare too spicy for me to appropriate
gf doesn't wear it on the weekends, she just wears it to work because its part of their policy and she'd lose her job otherwise
'no' :(
you guys probably have a discord already but i made a britcord for brits in general maybe you can come hang out and discuss being british i guess i don't know what int talks about
invite//CwzmBDU
This ice block too spicy
A constitutional, ethno-nationalist democracy is the best system, for the western and northern European peoples
*enters thread*
Reminder that Africa was totally peaceful before wh*tes arrived
Unfortunately I'm often in New York for work
City full of obnoxious cretins, literally never had a worthwhile conversation with any of the specimens there. May as well be talking to an alien
>tfw no gf
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why do blacks talk like they are mentally retarded?
someone hat this fool
blakpipo be like this jerk chicken not spicy enough
Cos they can't get it with anyone else
Would rather Indians than Poles desu
>part of their policy
Fairly sexist honestly.
Dis vanilla ice cream wayyyy too spicy
blackpipo be like this white people jollof is shit
>dating a stripper
Ayyyy Bradley turn that AC off dude, this air way too spicy bro
Visited a white town today
Do they specifically design girls secondary uniforms to turn you into a nonce
>he visits the Least Coast
Haha
This peas and carrots too spicy
If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck
genuinely is yeah
love Dicky
truly the Goebbels of our age
would have aborted myself in the womb if I knew that life in the UK was what awaited me
Any Russia man in
>You wear make-up because you are a spineless, mindless corporate suck ass who does as the feminine imperative directs you to.
>You wear make-up because you have numerous genetic flaws your ego investment wishes to conveniently pretend just weren't there.
>You wear make-up because you know know matter how you paint the outside, inside you are and always will be a vapid cunt with no insight into your own hypergamy and other less than desirable qualities.
>You wear make-up because you try to compete with other cunts however collectively, all of you shit sacks know you are no competition for the Wall.
dont get this spicy maymay
the infinite cold of the interstellar void too spicy
rasheed
shame you didnt
ahhh dis rain water feels too spicy on my skin
I would desu. Just tired of being lonely
Ah yes, the west coast, known for its pencil necked, soy boy nerd city and DUDE WEED dump of a beach
Mmmm yes very very impressive
wipipo be like this maymay too spicy