Be american

>be american
>kill people on black friday so you can get a cheap deal on something you don't need
how long is it going to take for you idiots to realize you're the laughing stock of the world?

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according to /p*l/ only niggers behave like this

don't laugh they're exporting this shit to dumb fucks here too
god i hate it

It's embarrassing.

>you're the laughing stock of the world?

Ok seriously. Shitposting aside, since when did global opinion on anything ever matter? I'm not defending those Black Friday shitheads (Really, just buy everything online), but do you really actually think that even 2% of the public in this country assigns any value to foreign opinion?

>thank """God""" for bountiful harvest by eating like a pig
>few days later gun down half of the town for 55inch TV on sale
DOG BLESS

>few days later
You pretty much need to eat your thanksgiving dinner outside the store considering they open at like 7pm.

Ahhhh You know the internet exists now. No need to go to stores

>D-Do the yuros like me yet

PATHETIC

>you're the laughing stock of the world?
Speak for yourself.

People in Germany constantly make fun of "Amis"

>flyovers still think they’re allowed to breathe
HOWLING

Consumerism is beautiful
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Reminder this is what Capitalism has done to us

But no one cares about some poo filled shithole like Germany.

What do actually relevant countries like Canada and Mexico think? or do they also hate our shenanigans?

>I conflate economic freedom with mindless consumerism
Get out, leftist.

Well even in the 3rd world shithole most of your countrymen can't even point on a map known as Poland we make fun of you for being incredibly dumb people

Europe has capitalism and we don't have this
dumb commie

Continue supporting this system, cuck. Your bourgeoisie overlords love you.

American capitalism is a specific breed of evil.

>Well even in the 3rd world shithole most of your countrymen can't even point on a map known as Poland we make fun of you for being incredibly dumb people

Can someone please make sense of this retarded slavshit's dire attempt at English? or are all Poles complete subhuman shit at this Language?

YESS KEKS

BUY OUR PRODUCTS

I think he meant:
"Well even in 3rd world shitholes people make fun of you. Most of your countrymen can't even point out Poland on a map. We make fun of you because you are incredibly dumb people."

Danke. His post was painful to read.

>Heh, I called you a leftist. You should be offended by this.

Die.

black friday is also spreading to greece
god help us

i would be offended
i'm not a leftist, i'm a COMMUNIST

The absoloute fucking state of our country.

>Die.