Culture Pals - /cp/

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Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!


WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET DEPRESSED EVERYDAY BECAUSE GIRLS DON'T RESPOND??

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Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7
javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the cheaters

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Cock

Is it a good idea to message girls in my own city in order to get laid?

Sure, I got a girl from a close city and don't see what's wrong with it

How into discord

Hi

discord.gg/h2sfsb

you have to post boypucci tho

It's hairy!

>*BING*
>Half asleep you wake up
>New text on WhatsApp
>Qt sent you pic related
>What do you respond?
>Quick user, the future of the white race rely on your witty and Sup Forums approved response

send pics of the skulls of different races

As of next week I'm teaching two Chinese girls English lads

"Black people? People? Nah don't think so lass"

Not if I have a say lad *punches in the kisser*

Thanks, she admitted that they are kinda dirty. Then again she's a Brazilian so I guess she's black herself :^D

Good evening pals)))

What's up tonight?

>Sup Forums approved response
I'd feel weird.

Hey, nothing here. Just waiting to get a message from you that I will probably get tomorrow.

Wbu?

>Just waiting to get a message from you that I will probably get tomorrow.
What did you mean by that?(
I'm heaving a nice imperial stout and am listening to some dope 50s Rocking roll.

>>>/soyboyistan/

>heaving
Whoops, having*

Is it bad that I look forward to cuddling with my qt even more than the sex?

Not at all)

>Rocking roll.
Rock'n'roll
I'm sorry

Why mate?

faggot

Just got back from the pub, now helping my mate setup WiFi on his laptop

>helping my mate setup WiFi on his laptop
What is the matter?

No bully pls

I sent a message, but was seen and not responded and person went off. That person is stuck with uni stuff.

Nothing mate, I was just larping as some anti-anglo scot/éire man.

Why did you write a message from you?
Whatever tho, don't worry, about that. This always can happen.
When I do it it's either by accident, or because I want to spend more time to write a better answer than short meaningless smalltalk shite.

Yeah, stop it Erik! I do not want to be associated with bullies!!!!

t:patman

Somehow I don't believe you. But I will give you the benefit of the doubt.
Have you ever considered installing regional flags?

ya caught us, or should i say.... me

Erik and titman are one and the same, how did you figure it out?

>mfw

Help me.
I need to figure out good ways to message people.

Thoughts on this random stock image I found on my desktop?

I had to do weeks of research mister norge, it was quite a bit of work, but I finally got you.
I had a suspicion from the beginning on.. and my nose never lies to me.

His first time on Linux

It was Erik, the Apu Apustaja gives him away. I used to have regional flags, but then I realized it's basically cryptotripfagging so I quit.

Here's an introduction on how to distinct us though:
Apu -> Erik
Skinny Turks -> Erik
Cryptopedo approved qts -> Erik
Hating on Slavs -> Erik
Anime -> Erik
Replying to Krauts, Aquafreshs and Japs -> Erik

Tits -> Me
Aspergers -> Me
Sup Forums -> Me
Complain about getting cucked by Erik -> Me
Caroline -> Me
Make up English words -> Me
t:titman -> Me
Attempts on oc pictures -> Me
Insecurity -> Me

Fagottery -> The other Norwegian

t:titman

>distinct
Distinguish
¯\_(ツ)_/

>Anime -> Erik
as you reply with an anime photo

people who start getting lewd but then chicken out at the last moment fucking deserve to HANG, fuck all whores who do this

That wasn't me
t:titman

>favourite book
>lol not a fan of books

>favourite movie
>marvel movies

Books are passé

I'd passé up on your mum cause she's a fucking dog

You fuck dogs? Let me guess, you're from Birmingham

No, it was a joke, I was saying I'd pass up on her

Oh, I thought you would passé in her. She is a fucking dog so staying away from her is recommended

Story?

You like me?

u r a handsome boy, i like u

Yeah!

Danke :3

qt

stupide ugloy frog lol. go away peepee

Don’t say that to him!! >:(

sry

gib nice bf

me

Helau

im taken sry

369
dam im fine

back again

congrads u r my new bf

grats!

ONLY if u are the nice brazilian

im honured

is this a good way to practice a language or just a dating site pretending to be around foreign cultures?

about*

It's whatever you make it desu

So glad you are! So glad you are!

You can do whatever you want

helo

It can be whatever you want, but people will always assume that you want to be their bf/gf

Herro

Hei hei

Stop pretending to be me
t:titman

Have you ever received titpics from qts?

Post em.

bored and sad

Holiday blues?

if holiday blues last for months at a time, yes

Sad and bored.

3 days of trying and I still can't take a sellfie. I just have a shitty expression constantly.

post selfie

Just the blues then :(

Is it bad if I already have a wife but she still doesn't know about it?

post wife

Interpals.net/forza1juventus
Jk

Do it outside, it really helps

what’s it like to kiss YOUR qt for the first time?

Like I'm kissing a corpse

w-why?

Salty milk and coins.

>edgy russian qt is spamming me with gore pics on Vkontakte

fake edgy?

fake? We've skyped already so I don't think she's fake, she just randomly sends me dozens of gore pics and videos when she wants attention. She's kind of a dumbass.

fake edgy; tries too hard to be a special snowflake, the edge is only skin deep

>when she wants attention

sounds fake edgy to me

>when she wants attention.

Don't bother with her. If she only wants attention, she won't be devoted to you - she'll seek out other men while you're talking about your future with her.

Got my second nudes in a week, but after I finished fapping, sitting there and looking at snapchat stories of my friends with their families on thanksgiving, i just feel so empty inside

>talking about your future with her

Qt sent 30 paragraph message about her childhood. I’ve never had to press read more on a WhatsApp message before. Pretty sad message though