Do Americans have kettles? Or even drink tea?

Do Americans have kettles? Or even drink tea?
Asking cos I was thinking of sending some yorkshire tea to my American secret santa.

The 'Americans heat water in the microwave' thing isn't a joke, OP

Most have a stovetop one, but desu most people don't drink hot tea.

Is this the thread where Europeans try to rationalize using Babby's First Kettle instead of a real one?

>hot tea

tea is delicious amerifags

Fine no teabags then.
Terry's chocolate orange (dark) it is then.

Maybe for the ocean

>dark
Absolute joker you mate

ah yes, the famous american tea

I had a stovetop kettle, but I lost it at some point, I just boil water in a saucepan and pour it into my teapot. I like Earl Grey the most but I don't think bergamot oil is that healthy, so I drink green tea the most often

I have a stovetop kettle, don't see the point of getting an electric one

i drink tea and i have a stovetop kettle.. most of my friends also drink and have a kettle fwiw

No kettle
Don't drink tea unless I'm sick
America is coffee territory

Hey :3

Coffee gives me the shits

hey there qt :3

how was the festivities today?

>Do Americans have kettles?
For what?
>Or even drink tea?
Tea is for faggots

hot tea is for fags

>Do Americans have kettles?
Some do, most don't.
>Or even drink tea?
Very rarely.

They were ok. Being with my family kinda tires me out tho

sorry I didn't respond to you last time, what's the deal with the farmer boy?

teabags are good to include I think, but burgers can't into electric kettles because they are powerlets

>but burgers can't into electric kettles because they are powerlets
People use them here, there's just no point in buying them

>burgers can't into electric kettles
why would we want them?

Average American kettle is like 1.5kW vs European at 2.8kW, so it takes much much longer to boil
Hence the stove is probably better

Only old women and faggots drink hot tea in America.

>the virgin American kettle Vs the Chad European boil-master

Even if they boiled faster I still wouldn't waste money on them

>takes much much longer to boil

boil for what?
The only thing we boil water for is pasta, we're not faggots

>b-but I didn't even want a kettle anyway, waaah

freedom

family bickerings and such?

>sorry I didn't respond to you last time, what's the deal with the farmer boy?
nah, i left soon afterwards until now and it prob 404'd... we've been chatting bits kinda everyday for past two months lol

I boil water for tea all the time tho

Do you have some way I can talk to you outside of Sup Forums?

meant for you too
thanks for a prime example of something a kettle is useful for outside of teamaking

coffee is shit btw

>>b-but I didn't even want a kettle anyway, waaah
For fucking what???
Only faggots drink tea!!!

Just put the water in a pot, kettles are useless except for people (faggots) that like tea
You people really are a fucking joke

You're like a walking/talking Monty Python skit

only shitskins drink coffee

I drink lots of tea, good alternative to soda since I have a caffeine addiction

You're too stupid to comprehend.

telegram or snap maybe? i do got discord too

t. le 110V face

What is your discord?

Volts is not the difference in power, amperage is, you're an idiot.

We use these things. Boiling water at a push of a button. This post was brought to you by Pensonic.

If power = volts x current, how much more power can I draw from the same wire/socket?
Das rite. Stay mad voltlet

Dude. Don't bother. Blame Edison.

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amerigan edugation :DDDDDD

have you retards ever seen those things (can't remember the name), it's like a metal ball that people put their hands on and their hair stands up straight?

They are thousands of volts, but very low amps, volts means shit, amperage does.
You keep proving yourself retard with every fucking post

Dude just stop posting. Please.

Why?
I'm right.

He's troleing
(I think)

I'm a sparky, and you're a tea drinking faggot.

@82165896
>confusing cause and effect
finish high school first (although I doubt this will help), before calling people retards

I've been an electrician for 18 years

(Definitely)

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I like how none of have been able to tell me how or why I'm wrong.

Since you don't understand electricity, maybe you know cars.
Think of it this way, amps are like torque, and volts are like horsepower.

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That's another one that proves you don't know shit.