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Muhammad edition.

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I am white

no your not

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significantly but there's more to people than hotness

Thoughts on raccoons?

>have the 'most powerful empire' on earth
>nearly collapse when faced by nazi germany
why did the british ""empire"" even exist?
just kill all british "people" already they're so fucking useless haha oh man

you're*

>ITT: britons blatantly lie about the american role in WWII

Bought a kettle and tea today
No more coffee for me
Fuck USAians by the way
(Please tell me I'm a Based Yank)

love how every yank believes that bullshit about german "almost being an official language"
goes to show just how frighteningly low the standards are for an "educated" yank

australian education

based !

82171548
YOU CALL THIS BAIT

this is the saddest thing i've ever seen, and you should seriously consider deleting it

house yank

Online "dating" is the biggest meme ever

i'm 1/32 italian

can i post here

Oi lads seems that the Japs are attackin', time for another great victory
*packs up and runs away*

there's literally nothing to women other than their sexual attractiveness

kys

This iced tea too spicy

/brit/ is a pro-wog genreral

so let me get this straight:

>brits colonize the world
>rape, pillage, destroy their colonies
>now the formerly colonized want to move to britain because the british ruined their countries
>brits tell them to fuck off

well that's not fair

>there's literally nothing to women other than their sexual attractiveness
This haha

>You want our soldiers to go fight in Europe instead of securing our own holdings in the Pacific first
Had about 4 years to help out a bit before some of your boats got bombed.
>all you did for the vast majority of the war was pound your chests about how you were involved while sitting in Britain and bombing German civilians
We fought for the vast majority of the war. All you did for the vast majority of the war was literally and actually sweet fuck all. Your people even protested at the notion of sending troops to help in Europe before some of your boats got bombed

big circumcised yank willies thrusting mercilessly into virginal bruces' bums

neat

i am 30% british/irish so i was hoping it would be ok

This hummus too spicy

>have the most powerful Empire on earth
>have the most advanced technology
>have armies of colonials to lob at any threat
>have diehard, stubborn citizens that would sooner die than surrender
>have the most powerful navy
>have the most competent airforce
>have some of the most brilliant tactical minds of the millenia
>have the most competent intelligence service on earth
>lose it all in 50 years to some upstart Krauts
Oh my lanta...

Not only do I not believe it, I don't even know what you're referring to!

I was born in England.
My heritage is English.
I speak English.
I love England.
Tell me I'm not English.

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post mutt stats

Ima tell you, like Thailad told me
Traps Rule Everything Around Me

This coleslaw too spicy

you're not english

whiter than you mohammed

>build """empire"""
>lose war to farmers

what gives?

>4 years
WW2 started late 1939
We entered late 1941
That's 3 years
What'd you do in those three years besides your great victory at Dunkirk and a couple of defensive air and naval battles?

big fan

quite literally whiter than you

don't tell me what to do

wanna do one of these but i know im going to be at least 10% jewish and im not sure if im ready for that

Dumb frogpsoter

me ()

vietnam?

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Fucking indio scum

this?

12.5%
2
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5
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feel like i'm one of the few non-mutts left in america
wish i could go back to evrope where i truly belong

>What'd you do in those three
More than I would care to list to a stupid and ignorant yank, that's for sure.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_the_United_Kingdom_during_World_War_II

Yanks are bafflingly deluded about their WWII """effort"""
Has to be their strange bubble culture

>let Austria, Prussia, and Russia do all the work grinding down Napoleon on the European continent
>rely on hit and run naval tactics to isolate and destroy French navy in pockets
>play defense the whole war
>barely beat him as a direct result of his own military incompetence
>claim victory
Oh my days...

my sister got arrested last night for glassing someone at a bar

proud of her x

race is skin deep

I'm white chico

Why aren't Americans white?

why yes i'm 1/64th cherokee

america is BLACK

If USA was truly neutral in WW2 (aka no lend-lease for free/pennies on the dollar), USSR and UK would have fallen.

Churchill and Stalin agreed.

Take the plunge..I had that 7% Italian in mine and have learned to live with it

Even in the Pacific the Yanks were pretty much useless and just good for barking loud and playing battleship.
Look up PNG where 99% of the Nip casualties weren't even from combat.

that's not true

>not using multiple personalities, arguing with yourself, and baiting everyone on /brit/

>If USA was truly neutral in WW2 (aka no lend-lease for free/pennies on the dollar), USSR and UK would have fallen.

Do Yanks have any breed of dog that is outlawed there?

Pitt bulls should be illegal.

not sure that logically follows

italian is the master race

What the fuck are you on about?

yeah purebreds

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Guinea_campaign
Not hard to use a search engine.

What really makes me think is that most of the "British" soldiers in the world wars were Aussies, Kiwis, and Leafs
Makes me ponder

>haha asians have tiny dicks!
>HUH?! BLACKS DONT HAVE BICKER DICKS THAN WHITES
lol

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hate yanks

the levels of white hypocrisy is astounding

wonder who's behind this post

fucking hell you are so stupid.

love the idea of all yanks being incinerated in a nuclear fireball

why can't flux just have a pause button? have to disable for an hour. shit

the most important think the UK ever did was jumpstart the colonies in the Americas

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Everytime an American uses British slang on here it reminds me of this woman we had teaching on career day who made a big deal about how she spent time in Britain, she gave like a sort of warning that she uses British vocabulary on occasion as if anyone gave a shit, she kept using the words "rubbish" and "bin", almost definitely on purpose to show how interesting she was. Embarrassing.
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Thoughts on my post :)?

yes it does

is there a way to speed up the yosemite eruption?

jump up and down on it

You have problems over there with them?

Pit bull terriers are banned here

>aka no lend-lease for free/pennies on the dollar
There was no free lend-lease and it certainly wasn't pennies on the dollar. Even Churchill was bitter about how tight the Americans wound the screws in.

>nuclear fireball
You dropped out of our broship pact cuz muh nukes though

i'm half irish, half italian

when i wake up in morning, i want to kill myself

I'm talking about the fact that you claimed that we didn't do anything in the Pacific you mong.
Almost every major Allied victory in the Pacific was the US.
Turning point in Europe was the Battle of Stalingrad
Turning point in the Pacific war the Battle of Midway
Britain was involved in neither

was sad that meteor missed earth the other day

i did no such thing obama

tyrone
stupid ass white boi

I want to do a DNA test but I don't want to wait X amount of weeks for it

I'll probably get like 95-100% eastern European and the rest some other European country or Ashkenazi jew, would be boring results

Shall be leaving the thread until this rampant bait and counter-bait from history brainlets about long-dead faggots dies down. Good night.

>the most important think the UK ever did was jumpstart the colonies in the Americas

On the whole the following conclusion can be drawn: that without these Western shipments under Lend-Lease the Soviet Union not only would not have been able to win the Great Patriotic War, it would not have been able even to oppose the German invaders, since it could not itself produce sufficient quantities of arms and military equipment or adequate supplies of fuel and ammunition. The Soviet authorities were well aware of this dependency on Lend-Lease. Thus, Stalin told Harry Hopkins [FDR's emissary to Moscow in July 1941] that the U.S.S.R. could not match Germany's might as an occupier of Europe and its resources.

>Today [1963] some say the Allies didn’t really help us… But listen, one cannot deny that the Americans shipped over to us material without which we could not have equipped our armies held in reserve or been able to continue the war.

> First, I would like to tell about some remarks Stalin made and repeated several times when we were "discussing freely" among ourselves. He stated bluntly that if the United States had not helped us, we would not have won the war. If we had had to fight Nazi Germany one on one, we could not have stood up against Germany's pressure, and we would have lost the war.

>brits
>white

oh my days