Norway + Portugal = true epic love

Norway + Portugal = true epic love
We are the best friends, the siblings, the lovers.
If you want to hurt Portugal, you'll have to go through the both of us, because Norway will be at their side

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Screw that, I'll only like them if they banish Ronaldo.

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This. Nortugal is best ship, now buy our fucking cod.

how much for 2 hours?

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Why

Me and my ancestry approve this thread.

How I'd love to have a Nortuguese vacation spot.

There's alot of scandinavian pensioners buying houses in my city(50.000 population) and they put their children in portuguese private schools.I did my 12° grade(3 years ago) in a private school and there were alot of british and scandinavians there

But I thought we were friends ;-;

Thanks for all the cod and Black Metal!

Now gib moneyz plz.

wtf they are doing that too in my small town in the North. Why are all the Northerners coming here to live ???

>But I thought we were friends ;-;

Yes we are. Hope you guys like this years christmas tree. It was sent yesterday
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Northern Portugal is very cheap and peaceful and the weather is not unbearingbly hot (unlike Lisbon and the southern part of the country).

Oh, and no muslims and rapefugees.

I like Norway, we are united by what? europe, the atlantic ocean and COD lel

Norway seems friends with everybody :)

Help me out please

How do I make it up to a Norwegian girl that I pissed off
I feel really bad and I’m not sure what to do

Don't listen to V*rg, Brotugal is good :D

Pls help

buy her a kvikklunsj and pick some pine needle tea

t. brit that had a norwegian gf that was regularly annoyed

I seriously think this should be illegal.
There should be a quota based on relative wealth, population etc. Otherwise open-border policy is against the locals and pro rich faggots.
See Venice for example. Hell, even canada is suffering from this. Rich foreigners should be lynched not served.

Is there anything I can do that doesn’t involve buying her stuff

be a man

Fuck off

do as you would with any girlfriend? I'm too autistic to have a girlfriend myself so I have no idea what to say

it's good advice, don't be sore

Official List of Countries that are Nice:

Brotugal
Broway
Niceland
NiceZealand

We should make our own fish-eating, sea contemplating general for civilised discussion.

Because they dont have to pay income taxes on their pensions when living in Portugal.

Portugal is valhalla.

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